R.I.P JJ Gold's chance of........

bobbyfk · 12-24-10, 09:33 PM

it's funny because it's true

obamaismyuncle · 12-24-10, 09:35 PM

well he did say his grandma flew in tho

jjgold · 12-24-10, 10:21 PM

I have not been laid in over 13 years

This was a horrible horrible prediction

Zenyatta 19-1 · 12-24-10, 10:23 PM

Ace_of_Spades · 12-24-10, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have not been laid in over 13 years

This was a horrible horrible prediction

I wouldn't be surprised if your still a virgin.

jjgold · 12-24-10, 10:28 PM

Acer how can I be a virgin if I *** in hookers pussies??

HUH>

Where you you right now tough guy????????????????????????????????????

compaqDikk · 08-26-15, 12:33 PM

bump

KiDBaZkiT · 08-31-15, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Acer how can I be a virgin if I *** in hookers pussies??

HUH>

Where you you right now tough guy????????????????????????????????????

Post of the year.

manny24 · 08-31-15, 11:37 PM

Jayvegas420 · 09-01-15, 12:05 AM

Tremendous bump

Auto Donk · 09-01-15, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Acer how can I be a virgin if I *** in hookers pussies??

HUH>

Where you you right now tough guy????????????????????????????????????

solid prediction that the message above was composed at the height of the now-mellow (relatively speaking) J.J. Gold's cocaine addiction

Jayvegas420 · 09-01-15, 10:56 AM

Donker, you got my $10??

jjgold · 09-01-15, 11:32 AM

will never get laid

I admit it though

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 09-01-15, 11:38 AM

Have not gotten laid since second week of August.

Depressed.

Scared.

Alone.

jjgold · 09-01-15, 12:08 PM

Mo that's not bad I haven't been laid in 14 years sometimes get denied even trying to pay

Pussy is hard for me

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 09-01-15, 12:41 PM

I don't try very hard to get it as I seem to be more concerned with other vices these days.

Going to try and change that for September.

Auto Donk · 09-01-15, 01:34 PM

ten bucks for what?

please don't tell me you only put ten in the machine

sixty is req'd, and u have to play it right

but give me the details, and i'll send u the ten just for trying

Jayvegas420 · 09-01-15, 01:46 PM

Page 68 in the "Vegas" thead, I believe.
I didnt know. I'm a slot rookie.
Was waiting for you to check in, to gimme tips & pointers.

Auto Donk · 09-01-15, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

Page 68 in the "Vegas" thead, I believe.
I didnt know. I'm a slot rookie.
Was waiting for you to check in, to gimme tips & pointers.

shit, wished ida caught that......

ida guided you through those waters and you'd have had another 2-300 bucks to blow on some game.......

jjgold · 09-01-15, 03:46 PM

I try very hard and tell many girls I'm in love with them even if I've only talked to him for 15 minutes so I'm say that is my problem that I'm begging

Auto Donk · 09-01-15, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I try very hard and tell many girls I'm in love with them even if I've only talked to him for 15 minutes so I'm say that is my problem that I'm begging

wow........ in the words of that black oscar the grouch on the Dave Chappel show, "that's the gayest shit i've ever heard."

no way this is the real jj posting, not even he is that f'n lame...........

what shift jj was this? the asian one?

jjgold · 09-01-15, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

wow........ in the words of that black oscar the grouch on the Dave Chappel show, "that's the gayest shit i've ever heard."

no way this is the real jj posting, not even he is that f'n lame...........

what shift jj was this? the asian one?

Automan serious I try very hard and tell every woman they are beautiful and like the close they wear

I give them tons of compliments but get nothing back

The Kraken · 09-01-15, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Acer how can I be a virgin if I *** in hookers pussies??

HUH>

Where you you right now tough guy????????????????????????????????????

Originally posted by jjgold

will never get laid

I admit it though

Originally posted by jjgold

I try very hard and tell many girls I'm in love with them even if I've only talked to him for 15 minutes so I'm say that is my problem that I'm begging

Something isn't adding up here

jjgold · 09-01-15, 09:30 PM

Krackles what do you mean??

bobbyfk · 09-01-15, 10:15 PM

JJ try online dating

compaqDikk · 09-01-15, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by bobbyfk

JJ try online dating

Truth be told I have only dated through voice box systems, bars, clubs, deli's, bakery's and pool halls

I have had my share of knockouts 11 years a go or so but have a hit a bad spell like in gambling

My cards are cold, women are very direct with me and usually control me. I do what every they want.

I guess that is why they like me. I guess you could say I wear the panties when I am with the chick and she wears the belt.

Good Luck

Kermit · 09-01-15, 10:56 PM

JJ, you should give that Farmer's Only dot com website a try. Some of the chics in that commercial are smokin' hot.

For your profile picture, wear a straw hat and overalls holding a small pig or a chicken under your right arm while holding a pitchfork in your left hand. And leave your fly open with your schlong hanging out through the dickhole. You'll be fukking milkmaids by the weekend.

jjgold · 09-01-15, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by Kermit

JJ, you should give that Farmer's Only dot com website a try. Some of the chics in that commercial are smokin' hot.

For your profile picture, wear a straw hat and overalls holding a small pig or a chicken under your right arm while holding a pitchfork in your left hand. And leave your fly open with your schlong hanging out through the dickhole. You'll be fukking milkmaids by the weekend.

I have tried everything man

Only time I got dates was when I put up fake pics ..I used Scotty Baio and or Danny Bonaduce

Although then was exposed when they saw me and they walked away and said I was a loser

KingHutch · 09-02-15, 12:28 AM

Is this you JJ?

Kid I like your style

I nailed a girl when I was 19 and it was very conventional in a bedroom with the curtains down and lights out. I was very nervous and had erectile problems and what was funny was my rooster could not get real hard and she was getting pissed off and she was real hot. I told her to keep sitting on it and pull my hair. It got a little hard but when she would ride me cowgirl it just kept coming out like 20 times and the intervals would last like 5 seconds only. It is hard when your rod does not stay erect. I mean she stroked it, blew it, and locked her thighs around it to get it hard. The fukkin thing went blue. We had a good rythymm for a while like 40 seconds and I came in her ear by mistake.

The girl was a rockette too from Broadway. I was nervous and just did not know how to react to her. She was older and her brother and sister were peeking in the door to see what was going on and they kep laughing at me because she would keep cursing me about my pecker coming on and calling me too inexperienced and a ***** that did no know how to fuk.

Boys I do not wish a small on anyone and has haunted me to this day with jokes and everything.

Women do not like guys with small peckers and it is not my fault. It is called genetics. I am a stud too, I am kind of depressed over my erectile problems.

Good Luck

ps: My first time was a dissaster and really always had issues in the bedroom and just makes me wonder.- JJGold

grease lightnin · 09-02-15, 07:04 AM

The man with no penis got 100 women, JJ Gold you have no excuse. 2 and a half inches is better than no and a half inches

jjgold · 09-02-15, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by KingHutch

Is this you JJ?

Kid I like your style

I nailed a girl when I was 19 and it was very conventional in a bedroom with the curtains down and lights out. I was very nervous and had erectile problems and what was funny was my rooster could not get real hard and she was getting pissed off and she was real hot. I told her to keep sitting on it and pull my hair. It got a little hard but when she would ride me cowgirl it just kept coming out like 20 times and the intervals would last like 5 seconds only. It is hard when your rod does not stay erect. I mean she stroked it, blew it, and locked her thighs around it to get it hard. The fukkin thing went blue. We had a good rythymm for a while like 40 seconds and I came in her ear by mistake.

The girl was a rockette too from Broadway. I was nervous and just did not know how to react to her. She was older and her brother and sister were peeking in the door to see what was going on and they kep laughing at me because she would keep cursing me about my pecker coming on and calling me too inexperienced and a ***** that did no know how to fuk.

Boys I do not wish a small on anyone and has haunted me to this day with jokes and everything.

Women do not like guys with small peckers and it is not my fault. It is called genetics. I am a stud too, I am kind of depressed over my erectile problems.

Good Luck

ps: My first time was a dissaster and really always had issues in the bedroom and just makes me wonder.- JJGold

Where did you find that??

KingHutch · 09-02-15, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Where did you find that??

I was searching for an old thread and a "classic jj gold posts" thread came up

jjgold · 09-02-15, 05:14 PM

unreal

i remember that

might have to pay

Auto Donk · 09-03-15, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan serious I try very hard and tell every woman they are beautiful and like the close they wear

I give them tons of compliments but get nothing back

you're lucky you haven't gotten some things back from them, like a squirt of pepper spray to the dome.........

JJ, the key is not to throw out hundreds of random compliments to "every woman," but to wait until you see some sign of interest from them in you, then do your thing.....

granted, that may take a while in Vegas, where most single women are looking for a good lookin' hi roller