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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #1
    Did you wake up still drunk this morning
    I did.

    Smashed.

    Supposed to see this dame tonight for a get together, dinner a movie and sex. I don't know if I am up to it. She wants the buttsex tho - might be worth it for an hour drive. But she works at 7 in the morning tomorrow. Part of me is like F that. I predict I'll get there when all is said and done. After all it is the buttsex and her BJ's are 2nd to none I think I have to.

    I don't like todays board. If I had to bet I'd take the Okies. Might just lay off though.

    Bitch be blowin up my phone. It's early, and I am still drunk. Smashed actually. Exhausted.

    Going back to sleep wtf.

    This is not healthy or normal. At all.

    Good luck today all go get it. I have nothing in the tank. Must regenerate. This whole situation is wonderfully ****** up.

    I mean Jesus what the hell. All the threats - I don't care. The money - I care a little. The buttsex - I care a lot.

    This is ****** up. I mean this is really ****** up there is no way this is an acceptable lifestyle if one were to be religious. But I got tired of counting my confessional booth visit would be for like a year.

    I think kids are fun for a bit then just annoying and I want them to go away.

    I am getting up for a cigarette now.

    Back. 1st beer of the day already wow wtf and I really do not feel like driving in the snow tonight. But it is the buttsex so wtf. If I man up and make the trip she is bent over on a chair and I am discharging into her orifices. If I don't it's porn on the TV streaming form the computer to the ps3 and really that is not so bad.

    I feel like I am turning into someone else 1 year ago at this time I was engaged, didn't smoke and was happy to get laid 1 time a week. Now I am hooked on smoking alcohol and most of all orifices. My buddy is going to **** her friend because of me and they are both married that's more than a little ****** up.

    Learn something from me I don't know what.

    The NHL board is crap today, don't touch it imo. Except for you under pros. You guys know your shit and I simply I'm a puckline guy and there are no playable ones today imo as thick as the board is.

    This is ****** up this should not be happening like this and I am a sinner.

    But who cares all that matters is winning.
  • Cuse0323
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-09-09
    • 30169

    #2
    Slept it off, pretty hungover bout to crack the first beer.
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    • milwaukee mike
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 08-22-07
      • 26914

      #3
      wow i am smashed too and there's no way i could write that much this morning
      just reading it made me dizzy and a little ill
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      • ronald
        SBR MVP
        • 10-31-05
        • 4918

        #4
        Don't glorify drinking.
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        • Boner_18
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-24-08
          • 8301

          #5
          I'm in good shape, getting a little coffee, hit work for a couple hours and then park my ass on the couch.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Never had a drink last night, was feeling down so just walked around pad again running what if scenarios in the game of life
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            • zam77
              SBR MVP
              • 11-03-10
              • 3586

              #7
              Actually I was still feeling my hangover from Thursday night idiocy this morning. Christmas ales, natty light, wine, crown and ganja... no joke, i was a mess. Took yesterday off and still waking today feeling kinda out of it.
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              • Dank_Fire
                SBR MVP
                • 05-13-09
                • 2269

                #8
                Yea I woke up feeling a little drunk. Just laying in my bed now posting...may go cook something...if I rip the bong now I will just fall back asleep but I wanna get crackin on some foots today
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                • SamsNCharge99
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-22-08
                  • 41242

                  #9
                  had a 4loko and some dos equis last night, feel great today
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                  • Dank_Fire
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-13-09
                    • 2269

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                    had a 4loko
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                    • SamsNCharge99
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-22-08
                      • 41242

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dank_Fire
                      get em while u still can
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                      • stevek173
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-29-08
                        • 27598

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Never had a drink last night, was feeling down so just walked around pad again running what if scenarios in the game of life
                        ROFL JJ how did you get the black stuff off your face? I tried to find the video I couldn't. I want to know how u removed it.
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                        • Dank_Fire
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-13-09
                          • 2269

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                          get em while u still can
                          I don't think they sell em here in Texas
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                          • stevek173
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 03-29-08
                            • 27598

                            #14
                            Originally posted by zam77
                            Actually I was still feeling my hangover from Thursday night idiocy this morning. Christmas ales, natty light, wine, crown and ganja... no joke, i was a mess. Took yesterday off and still waking today feeling kinda out of it.
                            This is very solid imo. Nice work
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                            • stevek173
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 03-29-08
                              • 27598

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                              had a 4loko and some dos equis last night, feel great today
                              Sammy you have the tolerance of a 16 year old girl. I don't mean that to be insulting - for me to feel anything it's more than 10 beers or about half a bottle. I am jealous of how inexpensive it is for you.
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                              • stevek173
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 03-29-08
                                • 27598

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Dank_Fire
                                Yea I woke up feeling a little drunk. Just laying in my bed now posting...may go cook something...if I rip the bong now I will just fall back asleep but I wanna get crackin on some foots today
                                Bacon and eggs will wake you up imo. Hangover food.
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                                • marcoloco
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-05-10
                                  • 3986

                                  #17
                                  when i wake up drunk i chug another beer to avoid the hang over
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                                  • stevek173
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 03-29-08
                                    • 27598

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by marcoloco
                                    when i wake up drunk i chug another beer to avoid the hang over
                                    Same and a powerade.

                                    It's a good call.
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                                    • Herky
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 05-09-10
                                      • 748

                                      #19
                                      Not today, but yesterday i did.
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                                      • SamsNCharge99
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-22-08
                                        • 41242

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by stevek173
                                        Sammy you have the tolerance of a 16 year old girl. I don't mean that to be insulting - for me to feel anything it's more than 10 beers or about half a bottle. I am jealous of how inexpensive it is for you.
                                        yea, im a light weight, which is actually better for me.

                                        Girls are light weights, and you feel less bad hooking up with them when ur sober and they are drunk, rather than you are both drunk.

                                        Plus, I can buy a 30 rack and have it last longer, so I save money on beer

                                        Manliness is not based on how much you can drink
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                                        • chilidog
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 04-05-09
                                          • 10305

                                          #21
                                          A beer or two (or 3) is perfect when you're hungover in the morning.
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                                          • Landscaper
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 10-12-10
                                            • 2712

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                            yea, im a light weight, which is actually better for me.

                                            Girls are light weights, and you feel less bad hooking up with them when ur sober and they are drunk, rather than you are both drunk.

                                            Plus, I can buy a 30 rack and have it last longer, so I save money on beer

                                            Manliness is not based on how much you can drink
                                            This kid must have been raised by lesbians.
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                                            • Chugs
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-01-09
                                              • 1560

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                              yea, im a light weight, which is actually better for me.

                                              Girls are light weights, and you feel less bad hooking up with them when ur sober and they are drunk, rather than you are both drunk.

                                              Plus, I can buy a 30 rack and have it last longer, so I save money on beer

                                              Manliness is not based on how much you can drink
                                              I don't care how liberated this world becomes, a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume, and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.
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                                              • bobbyfk
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-19-09
                                                • 15218

                                                #24
                                                make a video Steve and give me a shout out!
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                                                • THE PROFIT
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-27-09
                                                  • 17701

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  Never had a drink last night, was feeling down so just walked around pad again running what if scenarios in the game of life
                                                  like what if you had a real penis?
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                                                  • obamaismyuncle
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 12-31-08
                                                    • 17801

                                                    #26
                                                    my answer to the title of this thread is.....you have no idea.
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                                                    • Flight
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 01-28-09
                                                      • 1979

                                                      #27
                                                      I was hungover bad today stevek. Good post, had me laughing pretty good. Hangover's gone now, but staying in because of snow and good football game on TV.

                                                      Post back and let us know if you got some orifice tonight.
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