Rate my fantasy football teams you *****'s!

Swinging Johnson · 08-25-10, 12:39 PM

Hey, somebody has to occupy the cellar. I hope your entry fee is going to a good cause.

Holtgetsback · 08-25-10, 12:44 PM

league 2 team looks good

league 1 decent

but hey it's all about who performs

Holtgetsback · 08-25-10, 12:48 PM

here's mine,

QB's: Tom Brady, Kevin Kolb
RB's: Ryan Matthews, Matt Forte, L T, Arian Foster
WR's: Brandon Marshall, Steve SmithCAR, Steve Smith NYG, Hines Ward,
TE's: Antonio Gates, Jermaine Gresham
K's: Ryan Longwell
Def's: NYG

jnickell100 · 08-25-10, 12:53 PM

Dont think its very good chief. You dont have a consistent qb. You only have one rb, all other 3 will be splitting carries.Your wr are good and TE and ok.

Cuse4tw · 08-25-10, 12:57 PM

like team 1's potential....see how things go and i would wait to dump one of ur WR's for a rb before the trade deadline....ur going to want 2 guys giving u carries

Cheme82 · 08-25-10, 01:28 PM

Thanks for the imput guys, except the retard that said I'm finishing last. You have no clue!

Soxsfan9 · 08-25-10, 02:34 PM

I think that team 1 has very solid Rb/Wr but your season will come down to how well your QB perform. As for team 2 I really think that you should content for the title with Rodgers as your QB in that format.

I love the Miller pick I think that he is going to have a massive year!!!

ttwarrior1 · 08-25-10, 03:10 PM

i like both teams, i like addai for the td's and i love celek and the backup z miller. I also like nicks and bowe this year so i like your team, just need some luck with health and playoffs. Cutler and mcnabb is fine , i laugh when people say your team is not good. its very good and im a Fantasy football expert

Cheme82 · 08-25-10, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by Soxsfan9

I think that team 1 has very solid Rb/Wr but your season will come down to how well your QB perform. As for team 2 I really think that you should content for the title with Rodgers as your QB in that format. I love the Miller pick I think that he is going to have a massive year!!!

I think my RB's WR's can carry me even if my QB doesn't produce good #'s. That league only gives 3 points per passing TD so I really want someone that will get some yards and keep the chains moving even if they don't seal the deal. With Martz offense you know Cutler is going to be throwing a lot and he can make any throw. Forte might end up with more yards receiving than rushing lol. The only question is if Cutler will stay healthy because Martz' system will see him hitting the ground a lot. Here are some #'s about the kind of sacks his offense allows:

Mike Martz Rams Offenses:

Year Sacks NFL Rank
2000 44 11th most
2001 40 13th most
2002 46 5th most
2003 43 4th most
2004 50 3rd most
2005 46 6th most

When he went to Detroit Kitna put some crazy numbers but they allowed 114 sacks in 2 years. The year before he arrived they allowed 31. Then he went to SF and allowed 55 sacks, most in the league. So basically you know your QB will get stats, but you also know he will go down. The good thing is Cutler is tougher than a mofo and I'm counting on him staying semi-healthy all year.

You noticed my TE's are the same in both teams. I was probably the 7th. or 8th. to pick my TE in both leagues and the last one to back him up and I believe I will end up with both of them being top-10 TE's. I love Miller's upside with Campbell getting rushed all day the same way he did in Washington and then checking it down to my boy for a nice gain.

Cheme82 · 08-25-10, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

i like both teams, i like addai for the td's and i love celek and the backup z miller. I also like nicks and bowe this year so i like your team, just need some luck with health and playoffs. Cutler and mcnabb is fine , i laugh when people say your team is not good. its very good and im a Fantasy football expert

Thanks bro. But then again on my other thread they told me I was an idiot for telling my wife to hit her 12 with the dealer showing a 3. My team might prove to be good or bad, I think it looks good on paper but injuries and luck are the great equalizer. Now that hit on the 12 I know was the right decision.

Swinging Johnson · 08-25-10, 11:13 PM

Five words...ha ha ha ha ha

Cheme82 · 08-26-10, 12:02 AM

Mr. Johnson:

You are a smart man (although a little weird), I have read your posts. I am actually providing information to backup my claims, you on the other hand are acting like a teenager (I know you probably were one back in the 70's or so), but you are not one anymore.

If you would like to place a wager that I don't finish last in either of my leagues I will gladly give you 5-1 odds on whatever amount you choose.

Now put up or shut up.

Cuse0323 · 08-26-10, 12:25 AM

I like the team in league 1 better, gonna need someone to step up to be RB2 behind MJD though. League 2 team is decent. I never draft more than one TE, K, or D's but these leagues you need an extra D, still wouldn't draft three. Always better to load up on RB's or WR's then see what happens and you can drop someone weak to get the best waiver wire player. Defense and Kickers should never be drafted until the end IMO, you can always drop yours and get one just as good or not substantially worse. Same with TE's really, if I have an elite TE which I usually don't, you can just drop a weak RB/WR when you need a TE on your starters bye week. Think you worried too much about backups of weak positions and could have had more depth and the key spots WR/RB. Do like the potential of team 1, but in a 10 team league, you've gotta have more depth than you do. GL

Cheme82 · 08-26-10, 12:48 AM

I think at least one out Moreno, Addai, and Best will be a top 20 RB. I actually think I have a good chance I finish with 2 of them being top 20.

I didn't pick my TE's and my D's until the last rounds. I didn't have a choice, I had to draft 2 TE's and 3 Def's. Everyone's roster is 2-4-4-2-2-3.

Cuse0323 · 08-26-10, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by cheme82

I think at least one out Moreno, Addai, and Best will be a top 20 RB. I actually think I have a good chance I finish with 2 of them being top 20. I didn't pick my TE's and my D's until the last rounds. I didn't have a choice, I had to draft 2 TE's and 3 Def's. Everyone's roster is 2-4-4-2-2-3.

Gotcha. I agree that one of those RB's will do well. I really like Moreno and Best for potential. I think you'll be up there in both leagues, gonna take some luck of course with any league but you've got solid teams. Really like Bowe this year and Sims-Walker and Nicks should produce. And I love Miller at TE this year, I've tried to grab him in every league this year late as my starter.

Cheme82 · 08-26-10, 02:01 PM

Yeah, Miller might outproduce everyone but the top-tier TE's this season. Great value since you can get him late.

Swinging Johnson · 08-26-10, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by cheme82

Mr. Johnson:

You are a smart man (although a little weird), I have read your posts. I am actually providing information to backup my claims, you on the other hand are acting like a teenager (I know you probably were one back in the 70's or so), but you are not one anymore.

If you would like to place a wager that I don't finish last in either of my leagues I will gladly give you 5-1 odds on whatever amount you choose.

Now put up or shut up.

Notice thread #12 posted a wee bit after midnight. I do not engage in such pedestrian taunts such as ha ha ha ha ha. However, after a long night of drinking, sometimes the Mai Tai's laugh for me. Very juvenile indeed Cheme and not even funny which irks me even more. I mean if you're going to make drunken posts, they should at the very least be noteworthy.

Now as far as your fantasy team is concerned, I have no clue whether or not you shall succeed or fail. I just know that my teams consistently fail on an annual basis and I am a bitter Fantasy Football malcontent because of it. But I shall try to spit into the wind once again this year and will be as surprised as I always am when I end the season with a face full of saliva!

hockeyman30304 · 08-26-10, 05:09 PM

It depends on who the other guys have too...I mean one guy could have a stacked team..but I do like Rodgers hes my Qb this year

Cheme82 · 08-26-10, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

Notice thread #12 posted a wee bit after midnight. I do not engage in such pedestrian taunts such as ha ha ha ha ha. However, after a long night of drinking, sometimes the Mai Tai's laugh for me. Very juvenile indeed Cheme and not even funny which irks me even more. I mean if you're going to make drunken posts, they should at the very least be noteworthy. Now as far as your fantasy team is concerned, I have no clue whether or not you shall succeed or fail. I just know that my teams consistently fail on an annual basis and I am a bitter Fantasy Football malcontent because of it. But I shall try to spit into the wind once again this year and will be as surprised as I always am when I end the season with a face full of saliva!

Now that's the Mr. Johnson I've read.

Cheme82 · 08-26-10, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by hockeyman30304

It depends on who the other guys have too...I mean one guy could have a stacked team..but I do like Rodgers hes my Qb this year

One fucker has Andre Johnson AND AP.

I'm taking him down though!

DwightShrute · 08-26-10, 07:30 PM

last place or the position immediately below

Cheme82 · 08-26-10, 08:35 PM

You mean above?

Cheme82 · 09-14-10, 11:40 PM

After week 1 I'm 1-0 on both leagues. Even more important, when you include the benches I have the highest point total in both leagues.

I know it's early but my teams are proving they are who I thought they were.

nj6 · 09-15-10, 12:28 AM

Mike Sims Walker and Dwayne Bowe are straight garbage.

thechaoz · 09-15-10, 02:15 AM

You, without threat of injury, drafted J cutty cut of the care bears?

Jonah · 09-15-10, 02:49 AM

Mediocre at best

Cheme82 · 09-15-10, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by nj6

Mike Sims Walker and Dwayne Bowe are straight garbage.

They are # 4 receivers and shouldn't see any playing time but thanks for the thoughtful insight.

Originally posted by thechaoz

You, without threat of injury, drafted J cutty cut of the care bears?

I know he's gonna get hurt, but I'm hoping it's nothing serious so that he can keep raking in the yards for my team. TD's are not that important since they are only worth 3 points in that league so I really wanted someone that had the potential of hitting 300 yards and getting me the nice +3 bonus for doing so in a weekly basis. I was the last team to pick a QB so I think I'm golden unless he gets seriously hurt early on.

Originally posted by Jonah

Mediocre at best

Thanks for the in depth analysis. Will come back and let you know how my "mediocre at best" teams are doing throughout the season.