Why are all the people at Jesus' last supper sitting on the same side of the table?

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  • Dad
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    • 11-26-08
    • 23245

    #1
    Why are all the people at Jesus' last supper sitting on the same side of the table?
    Wouldn't it make more sense for them to gather around the table? It's not like one side's against the wall or anything.

  • Fishhead
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    • 08-11-05
    • 40179

    #2
    Good question.........and why is everyone mocking Jesus as well as staying clear of him, bad odor?
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    • Doug
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      • 08-10-05
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      #3
      for the photographers.
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      • Doug
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        • 08-10-05
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        #4
        Who no chairs ?

        Is it an Arizona Charlie's buffet ?
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        • obamaismyuncle
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          • 12-31-08
          • 17801

          #5
          Originally posted by Doug
          for the photographers.
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          • chilidog
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            • 04-05-09
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            #6
            and why are they such messy eaters?
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            • Fishhead
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              • 08-11-05
              • 40179

              #7
              Why are their no pictures on the wall?

              Is that really a table cloth?

              How many are wearing wigs?
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              • Doug
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                • 08-10-05
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                #8
                They had glass windows back then ?
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                • Doug
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                  • 08-10-05
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fishhead
                  Why are their no pictures on the wall?


                  Walmart wasn't open yet
                  Is that really a table cloth?

                  How many are wearing wigs?
                  none, it never happened
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                  • Fishhead
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                    • 08-11-05
                    • 40179

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Doug
                    They had glass windows back then ?

                    Doug, I think that's open, not glass.
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                    • Dad
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                      • 11-26-08
                      • 23245

                      #11
                      Maybe Mary was taking turns going down the table, blowing them all.
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                      • Holtgetsback
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                        • 01-04-10
                        • 4655

                        #12
                        There's loaf of bread on the table.

                        A loaf is made with yeast...and yeast was forbidden on Passover, as it represented sin.

                        Some type of matzah bread would have been used.
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                        • mathdotcom
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                          • 03-24-08
                          • 11689

                          #13
                          They are actually playing poker and Jesus just laid out the flop
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                          • chilidog
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                            • 04-05-09
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                            #14
                            how come some of the people don't have feet? are they levitating?
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                            • minet123
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                              • 02-17-07
                              • 10280

                              #15
                              Can you imagine the uproar if some Jesus freak anti gambling crusader saw this thread
                              1)Da Vinchi was painting to pay tribute to all the disciples threw the eye/lens of a Renaissance painter
                              2)Passover meals and most meals in the Roman Era where served while laying on one side with everyone on the same side of the table because you would not trust a slave serving you with access to your back
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                              • GonzosDirtyTrail
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                                • 06-26-10
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                                #16
                                Simple, it was a giant circle jerk.
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                                • Bluehorseshoe
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                                  • 07-13-06
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                                  #17
                                  It was actually a Dean Martin Celebrity Roast.

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                                  • Dad
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                                    • 11-26-08
                                    • 23245

                                    #18


                                    Jesus kinda looks like he just ripped one. Both of the guys to the left and the right are backing up, like "Jesus, that's fukking hideous!" while the dude behind the guy to the right is offering his assistance with an immediate rectal examination to determine what crawled up Jesus's colon and died.

                                    The guys on the far right are saying "Look at what a fukking douche that guy is" (left guy) and the guy seated on the far right is saying "Whata ya gonna do, he's freakin Jesus over here!"

                                    I'm just trying to figure out why my grandfather is trying to kiss the neck of that whore to Jesus's left.
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                                    • pavyracer
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                                      • 04-12-07
                                      • 82857

                                      #19
                                      My question is how did they get that huge table in such a small house with a small door. There is practically no room between the ends of the table and the walls. Wouldn't it make more sense to position the table diagonally in the room?
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                                      • Doug
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                                        • 08-10-05
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Fishhead
                                        Doug, I think that's open, not glass.
                                        no insects back then, eh Jeff ?

                                        no Mosquitos , flies, gnats, noseeums and shvt ?

                                        It is so easy to poke holes at Christianity, ain't even funny as too how ludicris this shit is !

                                        Jonah and the whale just to start.
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                                        • pavyracer
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                                          • 04-12-07
                                          • 82857

                                          #21
                                          Also there are no lights in the room. And there is sun light from the windows. How can this be a supper?
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                                          • Doug
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                                            • 08-10-05
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by pavyracer
                                            My question is how did they get that huge table in such a small house with a small door. There is practically no room between the ends of the table and the walls. Wouldn't it make more sense to position the table diagonally in the room?
                                            I see no blueprints for the room, table could have been built there ?
                                            It's all BS anyway !

                                            Thank the non-existant God, I dismissed all this religious crap as a bunch of hooey about 20 years ago. It is crap 100%
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                                            • Dad
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                                              • 11-26-08
                                              • 23245

                                              #23
                                              Jesus was a carpenter. He probably built that table where it is.
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                                              • minet123
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                                                • 02-17-07
                                                • 10280

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Dad
                                                Jesus was a carpenter. He probably built that table where it is.

                                                According to Mel Gibson in the lets watch "Jesus get the crap beat out of him for 3 hours" movie
                                                He invented the dinning room chair and table
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                                                • Dad
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                                                  • 11-26-08
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • krk1030
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                                                    • 08-13-08
                                                    • 17610

                                                    #26
                                                    And where is the food, it looks like it's just a table of empty dishes.
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                                                    • Goat Milk
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                                                      • 03-24-10
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Doug

                                                      no insects back then, eh Jeff ?

                                                      no Mosquitos , flies, gnats, noseeums and shvt ?

                                                      It is so easy to poke holes at Christianity, ain't even funny as too how ludicris this shit is !

                                                      Jonah and the whale just to start.
                                                      I can sit here and poke holes in Islam and Judaism all day. There are so many inconsistencies in the Qu'ran most Muslim people don't even know how to comprehend the Quran it is written in a poetic style you wouldn't understand if you are not educated.

                                                      Religion is a human construct and the root of nearly every threatening problem that we have in our world today.
                                                      Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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