(my wife is trying to get me beat up)
BOYS I AM HAVING SERIOUS THOUGHTS THAT MAYBE MY LOVELY WIFE DOESNT LOVE ME ANYMORE 
IT WASNT BAD ENOUGH 2 YEARS AGO WHEN SHE BOUGHT ME A PAIR OF CROCS I WORE THEM INTO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB ONE DAY FIGURING JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND THE BOYS MIGHT ACCEPT THEM BUT BOY WAS I WRONG I FOUND MY CROCS MELTING IN A FIRE BEHIND THE CLUB.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THE GOLDEN GLOVES CHAMPION OF 1984 SAID WE DONT ALLOW FAGS IN THE CLUB OR FAG DRESS WEAR.BOYS IT TOOK ME 20 DAYS TO TELL MY LOVELY WIFE I LOST MY CROCS I COULDNT TELL HER WHAT REALLY HAPPENED OR SHE MIGHT HAVE WENT DOWN TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND EMBARRASSED ME.
WELL BOYS I DONT KNOW IF MY WIFE THINKS I AM A CLOSET FAG OR SOMETHING BUT SHE KEEPS BUYING CONTROVERSIAL SHOES FOR ME THAT ARE CAPABLE OF GETTING ME BEAT UP.LAST NIGHT I CAM HOME AND MY LOVELY WIFE SAID TRY THESE ON YOU WILL LOVE THEM THEY ARE GOOD FOR YOUR BACK AND POSTURE.
BOYS SHE BOUGHT ME A PAIR OF SKETCHERS
WHAT THE F-CK I TRIED THEM ON AND I FELT LIKE I WAS ON A ROCKING CHAIR I AM 50 YEARS OLD DO YOU REALLY THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA I GO AROUND WITH FAG SHOES I CANT DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST BULLIES LIKE I COULD WHEN I WAS IN MY 30'S.THESE F-CKING SHOES ARE DEFINITLY GAY.I TOLD MY WIFE WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS BUYING ME SHOES THAT ARE OR LOOK GAY SHE SAID THESE ARE WHAT EVERYBODY IS WEARING THESE DAYS.I TOLD HER I DONT KNOW ANYBODY OR HAVE I SEEN ANY STRAIGHT GUY WEARING SKETCHERS WHAT THE F-CK.
BOYS IF I EVER SHOW UP AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB I WILL BE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN ON THE FLAG POLE LIKE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN DID TO SOME YUPPY THAT THOUGHT HE KNEW EVERYTHING.THE GUYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB DONT LIKE CHANGE AND THERE IS A SIGN THAT SAYS THAT AS YOU WALK IN IT CLEARLY STATES (NO SANDELS OR FAG SHOES ALLOWED) I AM PRETTY SURE SKETCHERS BREAKS THE GAY SHOES RULE.
WHY IS MY LOVELY WIFE BUYING ME FAG SHOES
DOES SHE REALLY WANT TO SEE ME GET BEAT UP.
IT WASNT BAD ENOUGH 2 YEARS AGO WHEN SHE BOUGHT ME A PAIR OF CROCS I WORE THEM INTO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB ONE DAY FIGURING JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND THE BOYS MIGHT ACCEPT THEM BUT BOY WAS I WRONG I FOUND MY CROCS MELTING IN A FIRE BEHIND THE CLUB.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THE GOLDEN GLOVES CHAMPION OF 1984 SAID WE DONT ALLOW FAGS IN THE CLUB OR FAG DRESS WEAR.BOYS IT TOOK ME 20 DAYS TO TELL MY LOVELY WIFE I LOST MY CROCS I COULDNT TELL HER WHAT REALLY HAPPENED OR SHE MIGHT HAVE WENT DOWN TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND EMBARRASSED ME.WELL BOYS I DONT KNOW IF MY WIFE THINKS I AM A CLOSET FAG OR SOMETHING BUT SHE KEEPS BUYING CONTROVERSIAL SHOES FOR ME THAT ARE CAPABLE OF GETTING ME BEAT UP.LAST NIGHT I CAM HOME AND MY LOVELY WIFE SAID TRY THESE ON YOU WILL LOVE THEM THEY ARE GOOD FOR YOUR BACK AND POSTURE.
BOYS SHE BOUGHT ME A PAIR OF SKETCHERS
WHAT THE F-CK I TRIED THEM ON AND I FELT LIKE I WAS ON A ROCKING CHAIR I AM 50 YEARS OLD DO YOU REALLY THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA I GO AROUND WITH FAG SHOES I CANT DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST BULLIES LIKE I COULD WHEN I WAS IN MY 30'S.THESE F-CKING SHOES ARE DEFINITLY GAY.I TOLD MY WIFE WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS BUYING ME SHOES THAT ARE OR LOOK GAY SHE SAID THESE ARE WHAT EVERYBODY IS WEARING THESE DAYS.I TOLD HER I DONT KNOW ANYBODY OR HAVE I SEEN ANY STRAIGHT GUY WEARING SKETCHERS WHAT THE F-CK.BOYS IF I EVER SHOW UP AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB I WILL BE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN ON THE FLAG POLE LIKE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN DID TO SOME YUPPY THAT THOUGHT HE KNEW EVERYTHING.THE GUYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB DONT LIKE CHANGE AND THERE IS A SIGN THAT SAYS THAT AS YOU WALK IN IT CLEARLY STATES (NO SANDELS OR FAG SHOES ALLOWED) I AM PRETTY SURE SKETCHERS BREAKS THE GAY SHOES RULE.
WHY IS MY LOVELY WIFE BUYING ME FAG SHOES
DOES SHE REALLY WANT TO SEE ME GET BEAT UP.
