I fit snugly in one of these

[betplom]

Don't tell me you've never tried this yourself.

[Deuce]

Cock head too big does not fit. Seriously. Pics will be taken if needed.

[BadNina]

Come on guys. Start sticking your pecker in there and measure. Then tell me your story. I will give the one I think that has the best story some points.

Entertain meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[betplom]

Cock head too big does not fit. Seriously. Pics will be taken if needed.

Deuce, less storytelling, thanks.

Remember, in Canada we use metric system and our rolls are 1.5 times the diameter of American rolls.

You may crush an American roll but thats the minor leagues compared to Canadian rolls.

[Mr Windy City]

if your dick fits in that then I feel sorry for you.

[Dad]

Wow, talk about taking me back to my childhood.

[betplom]

Wow, talk about taking me back to my childhood.

You mean back when you could afford toilet paper?

[Dad]

You mean back when you could afford toilet paper?

Back in high school I used to enjoy shoving my flaccid cock into a TP tube then getting an erection. Then I would hop in the shower and watch it split open when it got soaked.

[Mr Windy City]

Back in high school I used to enjoy shoving my flaccid cock into a TP tube then getting an erection. Then I would hop in the shower and watch it split open when it got soaked.

[shari91]

Back in high school I used to enjoy shoving my flaccid cock into a TP tube then getting an erection. Then I would hop in the shower and watch it split open when it got soaked.

[sickler]

if your dick fits in that then I feel sorry for you.

Not so fast, Louisville Slugger. We're talking a Canadian roll.

[betplom]

Not so fast, Louisville Slugger. We're talking a Canadian roll.

Right, there is a difference.

[36mafia]

Back in high school I used to enjoy shoving my flaccid cock into a TP tube then getting an erection. Then I would hop in the shower and watch it split open when it got soaked.

back in elementary i would get a hard on and launch army men off that sucker

[BadNina]

so far Dad has entertained me the most!!!

I almost dread when Pecos Billy Bob finds this thread.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Mine can't...it may only be a inch long...but it's big around as a can of corn

[sickler]

so far Dad has entertained me the most!!!

Same here, and it wasn't from posting a piece of ass. Never thought I'd see the day.

[Dad]

so far Dad has entertained me the most!!!

I almost dread when Pecos Billy Bob finds this thread.

Nina, good to hear my cock can be entertaining.

FYI, for old times sake, I just went to the bathroom and stuffed the TP roll with more of my cock than a Pilgrim's large intestine is with turkey flesh on November 26th. I almost got it all in. I tried to push forward but the skin on my shaft began to bunch up and spill over the sides.

[Deuce]

Been confirmed rolls are same size.

[Mr Windy City]

Not so fast, Louisville Slugger. We're talking a Canadian roll.

American, Canadian doesn't matter to me. If you're cock fits in a toilet paper roll than you must not keep many women happy

[sickler]

American, Canadian doesn't matter to me. If you're cock fits in a toilet paper roll than you must not keep many women happy

Actually I haven't tried it (yet). Maybe my spacial perception is bad and it won't fit. Dunno....

[GiveMeaBJ]

I don't fit snugly. In fact I have too much room in this thing.

[betplom]

Been confirmed rolls are same size.

American propaganda, it never ends with you guys.

[betplom]

[Deuce]

Was in Windsor at Parrots went in the shit house and tried it on for size.

[betplom]

Was in Windsor at Parrots went in the shit house and tried it on for size.

LOL.

You may have a case, but how do you know they purchased said paper in Canada, perhaps they shop in the USA in order to save a few bucks.

I was in Windsor a couple weeks ago, Detroit looks good from the Canadian side, that effect wears off as soon as you cross the bridge or enter the tunnel.

PS: Whats Parrots like nowadays?

[Sunde91]

I don't even think an average sized prick would fit in one of those.

[Dad]

The real challenge is fitting your balls into one of these things.

[babyanni]

Back in high school I used to enjoy shoving my flaccid cock into a TP tube then getting an erection. Then I would hop in the shower and watch it split open when it got soaked.

[BadNina]

I would hate to think a vagina was bigger than a role of toilet paper before stretching.

[betplom]

I would hate to think a vagina was bigger than a role of toilet paper before stretching.

What the fukk is a role?

Nina, were you away from school the day they were teaching how to spell?

[Dad]

What the fukk is a role?

It's something you need to know!

[BadNina]

I misspell one word all day and you jump on it! dang it Plommer. I am gonna change the name of our ranch!

[Deuce]

LOL.

You may have a case, but how do you know they purchased said paper in Canada, perhaps they shop in the USA in order to save a few bucks.

I was in Windsor a couple weeks ago, Detroit looks good from the Canadian side, that effect wears off as soon as you cross the bridge or enter the tunnel.

PS: Whats Parrots like nowadays?

Quite a few hipster yuppie faggots. A lot of cock nosed 19 year old tough guys. Not my scene, was there for a beer and burger only.

[THE PROFIT]

Back in high school I used to enjoy shoving my flaccid cock into a TP tube then getting an erection. Then I would hop in the shower and watch it split open when it got soaked.

That reminds me of this really skinny little girl I used to know. I put it in her soft one time & in a few seconds heard her ribs crack

[BadNina]

hahahahaha!!!!!