Does anyone know anything about a company called...
Sethlin Securities? Now the weird thing is this company is actually a security, as in home protection, company but their name is Sethlin Securities, as in brokerage/finance. I was assured by the owner, a Mr. Sethlin, this was not an error but actually part of their marketing program. Essentially they are saying your house is as safe as your securities in the stock market. When I remarked that the market has lost billions of dollars and people's life savings have been lost, Mr. Sethlin asked me where I was getting my information. I then informed him it has been a major story for several years now. He shook his head and said he hadn't heard about it. Nevertheless, he assured me my house would be wired and monitored with state of the art audio/video devices.
He went even further and said if there were to be a breach of any kind, a programmed voice would blare from a speaker attached to the roof of the house saying "Intruder Alert, police are on their way, Intruder Alert." When I asked him if this was connected directly to the local police dept he said the technology was not yet available but that the voice would yell loud enough so someone would call the police.
I have my suspicions but this Mr. Sethlin is a very charming, convincing fellow. He wore sunglasses the entire time and had one of those very expensive haircuts that the politicians all get. Every hair, perfectly in place. When I told him I'd have to think about it, he actually called me a "silly little fukk" and to "grow a pair." I know that sounds disrespectful but somehow I think he's right. I'm ready to sign up with Sethlin Securitites. How 'bout you?
He went even further and said if there were to be a breach of any kind, a programmed voice would blare from a speaker attached to the roof of the house saying "Intruder Alert, police are on their way, Intruder Alert." When I asked him if this was connected directly to the local police dept he said the technology was not yet available but that the voice would yell loud enough so someone would call the police.
I have my suspicions but this Mr. Sethlin is a very charming, convincing fellow. He wore sunglasses the entire time and had one of those very expensive haircuts that the politicians all get. Every hair, perfectly in place. When I told him I'd have to think about it, he actually called me a "silly little fukk" and to "grow a pair." I know that sounds disrespectful but somehow I think he's right. I'm ready to sign up with Sethlin Securitites. How 'bout you?
