BeantownJim Is A Funny Guy

[Terrapin Station]

My guess is the guy on the left.

[wtf]

two phrases i have learned this week that i wish i could purge from my memory;

* spindling

* water tubing

holy fuk jj, your one bizarre dude

[jjgold]

Hey WTF I am still teaching you

Have you ever heard of a tubular air compression orgasm??? No you haven't you fuk.

Try it, go get a tube used for swimming pools take your clothes off sit on the fukkin tube but before you do pull air pin out of tube and put the valve in your ass and air will shoot up it and I guaranetee will give you tow orgasms without any rubbing, you do not even have to touch it, it feels unfukkin real, remember though go to an auto parts store and request the lubricant,rubber that repairs tire holes and put in your ass before you do this because if not the tube pin can get stuck in your ass. One of my old Bi friends forget to use the tire lube and actually had to sit down with tube stuck to his fukkin ass for 2 hrs, what a fukkin nit wit !!!! They his friends had to run to a beauty supply tore and get fukkin acetone to release the valve and tube from his ass, he screamed like a other fukker and I swear could be heard for at least 300 yards way.

[minet123]

Hey WTF I am still teaching you

Have you ever heard of a tubular air compression orgasm??? No you haven't you fuk.

Try it, go get a tube used for swimming pools take your clothes off sit on the fukkin tube but before you do pull air pin out of tube and put the valve in your ass and air will shoot up it and I guaranetee will give you tow orgasms without any rubbing, you do not even have to touch it, it feels unfukkin real, remember though go to an auto parts store and request the lubricant,rubber that repairs tire holes and put in your ass before you do this because if not the tube pin can get stuck in your ass. One of my old Bi friends forget to use the tire lube and actually had to sit down with tube stuck to his fukkin ass for 2 hrs, what a fukkin nit wit !!!! They his friends had to run to a beauty supply tore and get fukkin acetone to release the valve and tube from his ass, he screamed like a other fukker and I swear could be heard for at least 300 yards way.

Sponsey you have
ISSUES
SERIOUS ISSUES
Thanks for sharing

[wtf]

right again jj

never heard of tubular air compression orgasm

wish i never did

[Thor4140]

BOYS THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE TONIGHT I WENT INTO THE WEST GARDENS A CHINESE RESTAURANT.I ORDERED A BEEF LO MEIN AND AN ORDER OF CHICKEN TERIAKI.
I AM STANDING THERE WAITING FOR MY ORDER AND I NOTICE THE CHARLIE BOY OR CHINESE GUY WHATEVER YOU PREFER STARING AT ME.THIS GOES ON FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES I AM STARTING TO THINK THE GUY WAS A FAG AND HE THOUGHT I MIGHT BE HIS OLD LOVER THIS IS HOW UNCOMFORTABLE I WAS FINALLY THE GUY SAYS ARE YOU JIM FROM SOUTH BOSTON I USED TO OWN A RESTAURANT OVER THERE I SAID IS THAT YOU MING JESUS CHRIST SMALL WORLD.BOYS TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT I GAVE MING A BIG WINNER YEARS AGO HE THANKED ME WITH FREE CHINESE FOOD FOR A MONTH.MING PROBABLY LOST HIS RESTAURANT GAMBLING HE IS A REAL DEADBEAT.

BOYS AFTER ABOUT 5 MINUTES OF BULLSHITTING ABOUT THE OLD DAYS HE ASKS ME WHO DO I LIKE THIS WEEK MAN YOU GOT TO LOVE THESE CHARLIE BOYS THEY GAMBLE LIKE CRAZY.

BOYS I GAVE MING (SAN FRAN -4 OVER TENNESSEE) IF THIS GAME WINS YOUR OLD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM WILL BE EATING CHINESE FOOD FOR A MONTH ON THE HOUSE ITS TO BAD MING DOESNT HAVE A LIQOUR LICENSE I COULD BE DRINKING FOR A MONTH ALSO.HE WAS PRACTICALLY SINGING YANKEE DOODLE DANDY WHEN I GAVE HIM SAN FRAN HE WAS ON THE PHONE CALLING HIS BOOKIE WITHIN MINUTES.HE PROBABLY IS GOING TO POST THIS GAME ON THE BULLITEN BOARD AT THE CHINESE SOCIAL CLUB.

I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MING IS GOING TO PUT ON SAN FRAN BUT IF THIS GAME WINS SUNDAY I WILL BE FEASING ON CHINESE FOOD SUNDAY NIGHT.

BOYS BET ALL YOU WANT ON SAN FRAN -4 IAM GOING TO CALL THIS MY CHINATOWN SPECIAL IN HONOR OF MY OLD PAL MING.

I'LL HAVE A GRIN WHEN MING GETS THE WIN

[jjgold]

Thor good one

Guy is like a throwback