Ways in which jjgold has affected my life

[mathdotcom]

1) Every time I go over to my aunt's for thanksgiving dinner, I think about jjgold's story and what it would be like if I kept getting up to leave to check scores, and then have my uncle call me out on selling him a crappy leather jacket that was shedding. (For the record, I try to avoid thinking about fukking said aunt.)

2) Anytime I meet a random person I don't respect, I just call him "billay" or charlie repeatedly, even after he has corrected me and said his real name is Bill or whatever. This has just become habit when I refuse bums my spare change.

3) Random quotes from Webber used in real life. Friend down because his girlfriend left him? Say "bah, I prefer to stick my pole in water and catch fish, not pussy." Anytime you are flying, text your buddies how you just joined the poor man's mile high club with a skymall catalogue.

4) Whenever a telemarketer calls you, you remember Webber's phone skills. "Hello I'm calling from Verizon about a special offer for you today.", to which you reply "What're you runnin... some kind of 10% reload? Where, what book? Verizon? Never fukkin heard of you pal. Quit trying to get people to sign up at shit books!" and then you end with "check out SBRforum.com and sbrlines.com for all your gambling and line service needs". What's surprising is they usually say they will.

5) Whenever someone asks you what you've eaten today, you mention at least one of the following:
- a stick of oriole cookies
- cole cuts
- gabagool
- italiana rolls
- 2 lbs of any kind of deli meat
- provolone
- italian peppers

What about you guys?

[Boner_18]

If I am drunk enough and my girl wants to I go out dancing and people love my footwork.

[BGS 9.5]

I like to brag to friends that I am an expert on the basepads; typically it is best to be dressed in a brand knew jumpsuite when doing so, ect.

[mathdotcom]

Yes yes I forgot.... when drunk and chatting up girls it is par for the course to offer to buy them a mink.

[freeVICK]

I notice a lot of wigs now. I can honestly say JJs rug is horrible. u get ur rug at walmart jj?

[THE PROFIT]

I have incorporated "fuk" into my vocabulary alot more

[pavyracer]

When I am by myself on holidays I don't feel as bad knowing JJ has been doing this for the last 15 years.

[geebert74]

Sunglasses everywhere I go!!!

Especially when I am indoors and at night...

[MilfDriller]

4) Whenever a telemarketer calls you, you remember Webber's phone skills. "Hello I'm calling from Verizon about a special offer for you today.", to which you reply "What're you runnin... some kind of 10% reload? Where, what book? Verizon? Never fukkin heard of you pal. Quit trying to get people to sign up at shit books!" and then you end with "check out SBRforum.com and sbrlines.com for all your gambling and line service needs". What's surprising is they usually say they will.

I lmao

[THE PROFIT]

When I dont get laid for a week, I just multiply that # in my head by 700 like it has been for JJ & don't feel bad at all

[Masu485]

almost all my posts now have multiple 'fukks' in them now

[pavyracer]

When I look at my bank statement and it is in the red I don't feel bad knowing JJ's spreadsheet has been in the red for 2 years and counting and he is still in the game.

[jjgold]

1) Every time I go over to my aunt's for thanksgiving dinner, I think about jjgold's story and what it would be like if I kept getting up to leave to check scores, and then have my uncle call me out on selling him a crappy leather jacket that was shedding. (For the record, I try to avoid thinking about fukking said aunt.)

2) Anytime I meet a random person I don't respect, I just call him "billay" or charlie repeatedly, even after he has corrected me and said his real name is Bill or whatever. This has just become habit when I refuse bums my spare change.

3) Random quotes from Webber used in real life. Friend down because his girlfriend left him? Say "bah, I prefer to stick my pole in water and catch fish, not pussy." Anytime you are flying, text your buddies how you just joined the poor man's mile high club with a skymall catalogue.

4) Whenever a telemarketer calls you, you remember Webber's phone skills. "Hello I'm calling from Verizon about a special offer for you today.", to which you reply "What're you runnin... some kind of 10% reload? Where, what book? Verizon? Never fukkin heard of you pal. Quit trying to get people to sign up at shit books!" and then you end with "check out SBRforum.com and sbrlines.com for all your gambling and line service needs". What's surprising is they usually say they will.

5) Whenever someone asks you what you've eaten today, you mention at least one of the following:
- a stick of oriole cookies
- cole cuts
- gabagool
- italiana rolls
- 2 lbs of any kind of deli meat
- provolone
- italian peppers

What about you guys?

You mother fukker

[Cougar Bait]

1. I go to the track alone like a real man
2. I workout while screaming and sticking my fukkin ass with a fukkin syringe
3. I always have cranberry juice, half a bottle of champagne, and batteries in my fridge.
4. I flex in front of the mirror for at least one hour a day.
5. I eat pasta fazool 3-4 times a week you fukkin prick

[shari91]

You have no idea how timely this thread is considering I was reading it at the exact moment I was listening to a voicemail from jj.

"This is Michael Jack Corbin from RebateWager.com. Where the players play". He actually says this shit on the phone.

[Richkas]

When my ex wife first left I took it pretty hard. Now when I think about how lonely I am, I think of the Coach and somehow I feel better. I wish I had his life. Nice clean and neat place. He enjoys sobriety, eats healthy, gambles, and lives where I wish I lived, near NY. I wish I had his life

[SlickFazzer]

After meeting JJ yesterday, there is no doubt he has become
one of my mentors in life.

[stealthyburrito]

jj has made me glad to have a headfull of hair. those rugs are not for me.

[jjgold]

Rugs are in!!!!

Shari that was NOT ME, I do not talk like that on the phone

[shari91]

Rugs are in!!!! Shari that was NOT ME, I do not talk like that on the phone

Should we take a public vote if it was you or not?

All I know is that if I hear the words 'RebateWager.com' anytime soon, I'm going to vomit in my mouth a little. Still can't figure out if you're actually driving people to join or driving them away.

[CarpeDime]

in so many ways of course. some of them at this point second nature

obviously as with us all a great influence on posting style, and pleasure of posting in general

when once in a while will read other non-sports-related forums, it shocks me and is amazing what pathetic and awful posters they are

also when writing emails to friends, especially female friends, especially women from internet dating sites, i will encorporate styles of tone and spelling and attitude and grammer that originate from this forum and so hugely influenced by jj

also influenced self-image as well. when i think of my life and the reasons to be depressed, i look at jj and he seems to have the same problems but 10 times worse, and he seems happy, so in that regard a big influence

also gambling advice such as dont bet into bad lines and dont be a quitter and do whatever you have to do to get gambling money, and be smart about where to play such as places like rebatewager.com

also in that regard, lots of specific advice on what routs to take such as bank loans and how to use family and friends and also how to be on the lookout for various opportunities for petty scams no one will notice including robbing houses you already have access to, and also of course what to avoid for example loansharks

many many things

[The Goon]

HG watch out

I may send the Goon Squad on you. 2.5 isnt that special...

[OmgUrMom]

great thread

[bobbyfk]

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4) Whenever a telemarketer calls you, you remember Webber's phone skills. "Hello I'm calling from Verizon about a special offer for you today.", to which you reply "What're you runnin... some kind of 10% reload? Where, what book? Verizon? Never fukkin heard of you pal. Quit trying to get people to sign up at shit books!" and then you end with "check out SBRforum.com and sbrlines.com for all your gambling and line service needs". What's surprising is they usually say they will.

[Domestic]

"Never Fukkin heard of ya pal"
A great saying.

[mathdotcom]

Another classic mathy thread

[jjgold]

[rm18]

yes I love to say never heard of him whether it is true or it is someone real famous just messing around

[ZetaPsi808]

i actually think about SBR when i am off the computer hanging out with my friends in real life

[OmgUrMom]

JJgold is the man. this is best post evva so bumpi it up

[frizzelli]

JJ Gold once made a snowman.... out of rain

that is what i heard can someone confirm it?

[frizzelli]

JJ Gold was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode a bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisnconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

I would also like confirmation on this as well

[Addicted2Action]

if i ever go in the steam room im now always extra aware of my surroundings......thanks Gold, as that is just one of the many things i have learned from you

[mrmarket]

There is something about that combination of midgets which makes him fascinating.

[Soxsfan9]

Classic thread!!