Unreal......
How do you know when "everyone" around you has an IQ digit level
you could "sign" with one hand, with 4 digits sawed off?
(think about that one for a minute or two fingers)
Sooooo today,part I
First off,
I goes to the grocery store armed to the teeth with mask,gloves
and some sani wipes,the whole 9 yards and everyone's lookin at
me as if I'm the weirdo here...!
As if these dingbats don't own a media device of some sort!
(meanwhile 90% of em textin away: looky at me! I'm shoppin!
Lol,look at this crazy man with as mask,gloves and wipes,ROTFLMFAO!
Yo,this Vid most definitely gonna go #viral gone!#blow my phone!)
100% of em had no masks,gloves,wipes and i'm the weird one
for fukks sake!!!!
I was absolutely livid and still am, hours after the fact!!
I was thinkin to myself:
(might of been out loud as I was pretty teedoff like a jackrabbit),
"If I then any of my loved ones get corona, I'm gonna hunt you all
down like an alpha predator on the prowl for fresh blood!!" (literal blood)
as I'm gonna be judge,jury,executioner! as you'll need to prove you
didn't infect me muthafukkuhs!
Good luck with that!"
Sooooo part II
If that wasn't enough good God have mercy,
I then visit my pharmacy to pick up prescription
wearing my gear and as sooon as I walk in the door
the batshit crazy pharmacy lady has a conniption fit
sayin in a panicky chipmunk fukked squeaked voice:
"are you infected!,are you infected!,are you infected!"????
I replied:
"Jesus Christ lady!,check yourself!",check yourself!",check yourself!"
Sooooo part III
Then to top it off,
I stop at the tobacco outlet for a roll of rub and I says to the lady:
"I know,I know, I'm wacky for being out here for a roll of tobaccy"...
She looks at me with visible facemelt as she says:
"What?"
(as if she's been living under a rock for the last week and didn't
understand the words comin outta my mouth..)
I repeat,
She goes: "oh"
(but still clearly confused as the tripin dormouse on the set of fraggle rock...)
Then as I'm leaving I says:
"How many jackasses were here today besides me self?"
She immediately gets bent with pride saying:
"What? This has had no effect on MY customers."
I'm like:
" Lol,whatever. Have a nice 2 months"
as I walked out the door.......
(didn't stick for a sec or two to hear what was going to be fog pie
served off her door window as the bell jingled when the door shut from ajar)
She was in her late 60's with no protection from what I could see......
Please don't tell me you experienced anything like this, PLEASE.....
If ya did, please tell...........
PS
Western PA is gonna be 90% infected I'm afraid!!
Who's gonna be BLAMED????????????????????
Don't disappoint by confessing you're in the 90th percentile
As I like to think my fellow degens have higher than average commonsense IQs