If the people in your state are as stupid as the "oneses" in mine,WE'RE FUKKED!!!!!

[PAULYPOKER]

Unreal......
How do you know when "everyone" around you has an IQ digit level
you could "sign" with one hand, with 4 digits sawed off?
(think about that one for a minute or two fingers)

Sooooo today,part I

First off,
I goes to the grocery store armed to the teeth with mask,gloves
and some sani wipes,the whole 9 yards and everyone's lookin at
me as if I'm the weirdo here...!

As if these dingbats don't own a media device of some sort!
(meanwhile 90% of em textin away: looky at me! I'm shoppin!
Lol,look at this crazy man with as mask,gloves and wipes,ROTFLMFAO!
Yo,this Vid most definitely gonna go #viral gone!#blow my phone!)

100% of em had no masks,gloves,wipes and i'm the weird one
for fukks sake!!!!

I was absolutely livid and still am, hours after the fact!!

I was thinkin to myself:
(might of been out loud as I was pretty teedoff like a jackrabbit),
"If I then any of my loved ones get corona, I'm gonna hunt you all
down like an alpha predator on the prowl for fresh blood!!" (literal blood)
as I'm gonna be judge,jury,executioner! as you'll need to prove you
didn't infect me muthafukkuhs!
Good luck with that!"

Sooooo part II

If that wasn't enough good God have mercy,

I then visit my pharmacy to pick up prescription
wearing my gear and as sooon as I walk in the door
the batshit crazy pharmacy lady has a conniption fit
sayin in a panicky chipmunk fukked squeaked voice:

"are you infected!,are you infected!,are you infected!"????

I replied:
"Jesus Christ lady!,check yourself!",check yourself!",check yourself!"

Sooooo part III

Then to top it off,
I stop at the tobacco outlet for a roll of rub and I says to the lady:
"I know,I know, I'm wacky for being out here for a roll of tobaccy"...

She looks at me with visible facemelt as she says:
"What?"
(as if she's been living under a rock for the last week and didn't
understand the words comin outta my mouth..)
I repeat,

She goes: "oh"
(but still clearly confused as the tripin dormouse on the set of fraggle rock...)

Then as I'm leaving I says:
"How many jackasses were here today besides me self?"

She immediately gets bent with pride saying:
"What? This has had no effect on MY customers."

I'm like:
" Lol,whatever. Have a nice 2 months"
as I walked out the door.......
(didn't stick for a sec or two to hear what was going to be fog pie
served off her door window as the bell jingled when the door shut from ajar)

She was in her late 60's with no protection from what I could see......



Please don't tell me you experienced anything like this, PLEASE.....
If ya did, please tell...........

















PS
Western PA is gonna be 90% infected I'm afraid!!

Who's gonna be BLAMED????????????????????


Don't disappoint by confessing you're in the 90th percentile


As I like to think my fellow degens have higher than average commonsense IQs

[cyclingbettor]

[unde0087]

Get a grip pauly.

[JIBBBY]

Don't feel bad Pauly..

I went to the Grocery store just yesterday wearing surgical plastic gloves only and had 2 hot chicks behind me in line, one smiled at me when my hands were not visible..

As soon as I started unloading my cart and they saw my gloved hands they bolted to the next isle line. No lie.. I'm really not that creepy in person.. I had to laugh..

You dress up in masks and gloves and people next to you will freak out thinking you might have the CORONA VIRUS.

[Guy n underwear]

So you are "that guy"...I figured it was a matter of time before i ran into one

[Foxx]

That’s one thing you have to give the people in Asia credit for: everyone and their mother there doesn’t mind wearing the masks. That might be why their numbers aren’t looking so bad.

[homie1975]

i've been triple masking and wearing gloves, and instead of going to costco, ralphs, vons, stater bros, like all of the dumbasses, i go to a 99C store 5 miles away in a quieter city, and have been getting everything i need for my family.

people going to costco with zillions of others are STRAIGHT UP FUKKING DUMB. you are BEGGING TO GET CV if you go to costco

even all of the grocery stores are packed. go to 99C you stupid imbecile phukks.

[homie1975]

Pauly out here in CA I am seeing less than 1% of people wearing masks like I am and even fewer wearing gloves like I am too.

[unde0087]

Pauly out here in CA I am seeing less than 1% of people wearing masks like I am and even fewer wearing gloves like I am too.

That should tell you something

[themike78]

I thought you were supposed to were a mask if you have the virus? If I see someone wearing that I'm staying away.

[homie1975]

That should tell you something

Yes, that I'm surrounded by mental midgets and they are all races colors and creeds. Stupid has no color. It is an affliction that affects all races out here.

And people say "masks dont help".

Well if they dont help then why do medical professionals wear them and want them?

Take your goddammnn phukkin masks off then I'll take mine off too.

Until then how ahead and STFU ppl

[homie1975]

I thought you were supposed to were a mask if you have the virus? If I see someone wearing that I'm staying away.

If it keeps the bodily droplets inside the mask then it should keep them from entering thru the mask too right? Same technology either way right? In flow or out flow hindered the same right. I'm wearing three of them. Triple encryption. Come get some of this, bytches

[themike78]

Yes, that I'm surrounded by mental midgets and they are all races colors and creeds. Stupid has no color. It is an affliction that affects all races out here.

And people say "masks dont help".

Well if they dont help then why do medical professionals wear them and want them?

Take your goddammnn phukkin masks off then I'll take mine off too.

Until then how ahead and STFU ppl

But masks dont help. Wasn't this already proven?

[themike78]

If it keeps the bodily droplets inside the mask then it should keep them from entering thru the mask too right? Same technology either way right? In flow or out flow hindered the same right. I'm wearing three of them. Triple encryption. Come get some of this, bytches

Why? So people will think I'm infected? No thanks. Why don't you just wear a hazmat suit. That would work better.

[homie1975]

Why? So people will think I'm infected? No thanks. Why don't you just wear a hazmat suit. That would work better.

Let them come up to me and ask me if I'm infected. I'm 6'2 200 with broad shoulders. No one has said anything to me it even looked at me funny. If they start to stare I stare right back w menacing eyes and they invariably look away. No one has the balls to phukk w me.

[homie1975]

In Washington state, CA. and NY state:

Smart ppl wear masks. Smarter ppl wear masks and gloves.

Only imbeciles are going around bare faced. They are begging to get sick and to expose their elder loved ones.

[themike78]

Let them come up to me and ask me if I'm infected. I'm 6'2 200 with broad shoulders. No one has said anything to me it even looked at me funny. If they start to stare I stare right back w menacing eyes and they invariably look away. No one has the balls to phukk w me.

Yeah but no girl will want to go near you either. I don't know. So far I haven't seen anybody with the mask. And I hope I never do.

[homie1975]

I've been married 15Y and I have kids. The chicks and their CV can stay the phukk away from me thank u. I'm trying NOT to become a carrier because I have elderly parents and in laws. I have a fiduciary responsibility to protect them. I only go out if we cant find what we need online. I have special clothes I only wear outside. No one in the family goes, only me.

When I return home the mask and gloves and large jacket all stay In the garage as I enter the home and immediately wash up before engaging with the family.

Trying times call for responsibility.

[Eddy Munny]

[unde0087]

I've been married 15Y and I have kids. The chicks and their CV can stay the phukk away from me thank u. I'm trying NOT to become a carrier because I have elderly parents and in laws. I have a fiduciary responsibility to protect them. I only go out if we cant find what we need online. I have special clothes I only wear outside. No one in the family goes, only me.

When I return home the mask and gloves and large jacket all stay In the garage as I enter the home and immediately wash up before engaging with the family.

Trying times call for responsibility.

So does your whole family wear 4 masks and gloves? Because if they dont then you wearing all that shit isnt helping them bro. Unless of course you locked them all in your basement. At this point that could be a possibility from what you are posting.

[Mac4Lyfe]

Homie is smarter than the average bear. All you naysayers going to end up in the infirmary while ya'll laughing. This shit is no joke. Keep laughing it up.

[jjgold]

Paul relax man take 3 steps back and a deep breath

[Booya711]

[manny24]

hardly anyone on the slopes should be a fantastic day for riding/ skiing Pauly !!

[Big Bear]

Get a grip pauly.

lol

[Big Bear]

Let them come up to me and ask me if I'm infected. I'm 6'2 200 with broad shoulders. No one has said anything to me it even looked at me funny. If they start to stare I stare right back w menacing eyes and they invariably look away. No one has the balls to phukk w me.

dang 6 foot 2 200 with broad shoulders...

you are built like a brick house!

[homie1975]

dang 6 foot 2 200 with broad shoulders...

you are built like a brick house!

Taller and sturdier than 90% of the population.

It's only the 10% I need to worry about.

But if you use your eyes a certain way they fold like poossiee tents when u stare em right in their eyes.

[homie1975]

So does your whole family wear 4 masks and gloves? Because if they dont then you wearing all that shit isnt helping them bro. Unless of course you locked them all in your basement. At this point that could be a possibility from what you are posting.

5 members in the family. I'm the only one who goes to any store etc so only I am wearing her triple mask, large jacket and gloves. I do take the kids out for walks and bike rides but never within 10 feet of anyone. If anyone gets withing the imaginary 10 feet, out come the menacing eyes and i say "ma'am or sir please keep a safe distance".

If they dont comply then my octaves go up 10 fold.

I'm telling u, if any of my loved ones or me contract this CV chinese bioweapon BS, it was just meant to be.

[Chi_archie]

Yinzers don't have this under control?

[Big Bear]

In Washington state, CA. and NY state:

Smart ppl wear masks. Smarter ppl wear masks and gloves.

Only imbeciles are going around bare faced. They are begging to get sick and to expose their elder loved ones.

[PAULYPOKER]

Yeah.laugh it up you fukkin pricks,laugh it up.....

[asiagambler]

But masks dont help. Wasn't this already proven?

Well you just said if you see someone wearing a mask, then you stay far away. So in that sense, it sure seems like it helps the mask-wearer

[PAULYPOKER]

Don't feel bad Pauly..

I went to the Grocery store just yesterday wearing surgical plastic gloves only and had 2 hot chicks behind me in line, one smiled at me when my hands were not visible..

As soon as I started unloading my cart and they saw my gloved hands they bolted to the next isle line. No lie.. I'm really not that creepy in person.. I had to laugh..

You dress up in masks and gloves and people next to you will freak out thinking you might have the CORONA VIRUS.

i've been triple masking and wearing gloves, and instead of going to costco, ralphs, vons, stater bros, like all of the dumbasses, i go to a 99C store 5 miles away in a quieter city, and have been getting everything i need for my family.

people going to costco with zillions of others are STRAIGHT UP FUKKING DUMB. you are BEGGING TO GET CV if you go to costco

even all of the grocery stores are packed. go to 99C you stupid imbecile phukks.

judging by this thread the US is gonna need a miracle...........

[PAULYPOKER]

Clearly the US is the most selfish "me myself and I" country in the world and its not even close......

[seaborneq]

That’s one thing you have to give the people in Asia credit for: everyone and their mother there doesn’t mind wearing the masks. That might be why their numbers aren’t looking so bad.

Something to this or they have hoarded ALL the masks available. I believe more people would wear masks if they were available. Finally got some masks at my job today and someone stole ALL of them. An inside job like oceans 11.