Drunk as a skunk: Inebriated man tried to resuscitate dead opossum on highway

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  • Richkas
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-03-08
    • 19396

    #1
    Drunk as a skunk: Inebriated man tried to resuscitate dead opossum on highway



    PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. -- Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.
    The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
    Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.




    The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.



  • Fishhead
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-11-05
    • 40184

    #2
    He must of ran over it with his van.
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    • pavyracer
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 04-12-07
      • 82860

      #3
      Some people will try to have sex with a possum and blame it on alcohol.
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      • Fishhead
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 08-11-05
        • 40184

        #4
        Originally posted by pavyracer
        Some people will try to have sex with a possum and blame it on alcohol.

        Very true

        On the farm in Iowa, by brother caught the hiredhand screwing a sheep...........however, he didn't blame it on alcohol, just said it felt good and couldn't find a girl.
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        • SlickFazzer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-22-08
          • 20209

          #5
          loaded....
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          • StraitShooter
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 07-22-09
            • 10464

            #6
            maybe he was forced to do it
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            • StraitShooter
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-22-09
              • 10464

              #7
              Miss Possum USA Bugtussle
              damn those girls were hot..as I grow older even Ms Jane is starting to look good..Day I wanna do granny I know its over
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              • statnerds
                SBR MVP
                • 09-23-09
                • 4047

                #8
                never saw a opossum until there was 2 feet of snow on the ground for a month. guess this little fukker was hungry, came right up on my deck sniffing around. looked like a giant rat. fukkin disgusting, my wife wanted to feed it.

                hell no
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                • Bootylicious
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 10-13-09
                  • 165

                  #9
                  Possums are ****ing disgusting, though I'm guessing it still looked better than his wife.
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