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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    What's hilarious about Vegas
    Every local man under 25 claims he's an MMA /UFC fighter

    You see so many guys training in parking lots, gyms etc. etc. most of them never got into a ring

    Guys videotaping plus stopwatches it's hilarious

    lol
  • frogsrangers
    Restricted User
    • 04-25-12
    • 5792

    #2
    This was the case when I lived in Southern California

    Seemed like every Mexican claimed he was a MMA fighter
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    • JJJ
      SBR MVP
      • 05-03-11
      • 2610

      #3
      Than you see the same guy saying hes an MMA fighter sleeping in the sportsbook and security kicks them out causes hes homeless
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      • Ra77er
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-20-11
        • 10969

        #4
        The trend took fire my last few years in the service. Every kid thought they were MMA certified with the combatives training
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        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-18-11
          • 7537

          #5
          Fantasy fighting still beats the gloryholes, Baldy
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          • PorkChop
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-18-08
            • 8193

            #6
            And none of them have more than 1,000 to their name.

            but hey, that 'tough guy macho attitude is just not for me.

            Tip. The hot girl never goes home with the guy in a fist fight.
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              I see parking lots with cones in them and guys training

              Next time I will tape it
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              • BIGDAY
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 02-17-10
                • 48245

                #8
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                • Memento
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-28-15
                  • 1192

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  I see parking lots with cones in them and guys training

                  Next time I will tape it
                  They training for the combine?...pretty sure cones aren't part of any MMA boot camp.
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                  • sweethook
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-21-07
                    • 12667

                    #10
                    I speech no English on the NE side
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                    • luvtogamble
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-21-11
                      • 1084

                      #11
                      would love to see a video
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                      • tony_come
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-31-10
                        • 21695

                        #12
                        I run sprints at rio parking lot, hoping someone will see my dedications and drive
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                        • Ralphie Halves
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-13-09
                          • 4507

                          #13
                          I don't see it much now. Back in 2008, when every knob out there was wearing Tapout gear, yeah I saw it everywhere. Not now though.

                          Interesting stat I heard too, muggings of males are way down since MMA become a thing.
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                          • Antibet
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-30-09
                            • 1688

                            #14
                            This fighter crap is for Mexicans. Nicky lives in Henderson and he doesn't care about this nonsense. Nicky is a very educated penis because he doesn't get any action due to his small size (2.5 inches), therefore he spends a lot of time in a local library. And he also studies lines carefully and is a very good conversationalist. Whenever jjgold is visiting Nicky in Vegas, they have meaningful discussions about sports and life.
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              UFC gyms everywhere too

                              I know capitol of world but common
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                              • Smoke
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-09-09
                                • 48111

                                #16
                                Originally posted by tony_come
                                I run sprints at rio parking lot, hoping someone will see my dedications and drive
                                Toniest you left out the fact you were running from bin to bin collecting empty bottles and cans
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  guys with tats telling stories they are fighting UFC

                                  All their girls are sluttty types too

                                  I might try it and say fighting UFC or in training to fight

                                  I will buy all gear
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                                  • BIGDAY
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 02-17-10
                                    • 48245

                                    #18
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Elk you cannot cut it as a wrestler so you're sure not going to make it as a fighter because I heard you're trying to get in the game
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                                      • SharpAngles
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 04-15-14
                                        • 9467

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Every local man over 25 claims he's a professional gambler

                                        You see so many guys handicapping in parking lots, gyms etc. etc. most of them never got into a sportsbook

                                        Guys videotaping plus EV wagers it's hilarious

                                        lol
                                        Hilarious
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