. . . . the wife understands that every autumn she sees less of you --- or she sees a divorce lawyer.
. . . . the folks at your local Western Union and Moneygram wonder why the hell you come by every few days to send money to the Caribbean.
. . . . the computer at your credit card company redlights your account after seeing some four or five figure money transfers.
. . . . you're the only one at the sports bar still intently watching a 4th quarter 35-3 blowout (You almost choke the bartender when he tries to change the channel.)
. . . . you're a lifelong Republican who now votes the straight Democratic ticket,
. . . . "spread" means something other than what you'd like an attractive woman to do with her legs.
. . . . the folks at your local Western Union and Moneygram wonder why the hell you come by every few days to send money to the Caribbean.
. . . . the computer at your credit card company redlights your account after seeing some four or five figure money transfers.
. . . . you're the only one at the sports bar still intently watching a 4th quarter 35-3 blowout (You almost choke the bartender when he tries to change the channel.)
. . . . you're a lifelong Republican who now votes the straight Democratic ticket,
. . . . "spread" means something other than what you'd like an attractive woman to do with her legs.
