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  • wal66
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-14-08
    • 5305

    #1
    Bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bread, I'm always scheming to find the next hot item. Scheming but as of yet wildly unsuccessful mind you. Failed as I have been I do not let it stand in the way of finding a true gem that will one day make my life a success. I have no talents of my own so I have to rely on the potential success of others.

    This is where you come in. I pay attention. In doing so I have noticed that while some of your post lack depth you make up for it in timing. You add to your posting success with an ample dose of rampant power post that could cause carpal tunnel syndrome for most novice posters. When you decide to detail out a scenerio you have shown amazing talent that takes the readers mind and wisk them away as if they are actually experiencing your very recollections.

    It is this that I want to harness Bread. I think you should consider writing a manual on How To Be Prolific Power Poster. See Prolific is our angle here. Any moran with a membership to any old site could grasp the basics of power posting but only a few rare breed can ever hope to be Prolific in the process.

    I figure we'll have a manual sure, but most have attention span disorders that would never allow them to stay focused long enough to actually read through the entire manual. This would obviously cause more problems than it's worth. True we would be paid but the mess it would create would stain our overall objective to design weekend retreats with Bread and webinars down the road. We could do a video and this would help more than a manual but actually seeing you in action might be too overwhelming to some and create an inferiority complex. Plus I've never heard to speak so there is the whole thing about if you don't sound like the man behind the screen we would have to hire voice over talent and that gets into bottom line figures and the whole thing becomes a mess. So what then? How do we reach the masses? What do most of the posters on forum boards have in cammon and how can they be informed quickly and astutely?

    Beer caps! That's it. You will have a quick phrase on each cap that will help aide potential power posters on the ins and outs of your trade. We sign you with a major brewery and they can put portions of your teachings in cases. Apperantly the majority of wannabe power posters are already power drinkers so it's a can't fail opportunity.

    Hoola back if interested.
  • Bread
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-16-08
    • 23726

    #2
    It's funny that you mention this because as we speak, Justin7 and I are working on a collaborative book effort.

    I'm the brains of the deal, and Justin is the eye candy.

    It's going to be about building successful gambling models and making complete strangers cry.

    Pre-order....NOW!

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    • wal66
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-14-08
      • 5305

      #3
      Day late and a fck'n dollar short again.

      I guess my only bright spot is you actually read a post that was longer than 25 words, which says something about your attention span.
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      • Bread
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-16-08
        • 23726

        #4
        I'm not gonna lie...it wasn't easy.

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        • jellobiafra
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 03-08-09
          • 6291

          #5
          I didn't get past the 2nd sentence.

          Congrats Bread.
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          • wtf
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-22-08
            • 12983

            #6
            they still do book burnings?
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            • wal66
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-14-08
              • 5305

              #7
              It's your fault. You allowed me in your Power Posting contest and now I feel compelled to become a power poster. You power posting pros have honed your skills to getting the most using the least. I'm a detail oriented guy and power posting for me is a mini-novel.
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              • jellobiafra
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 03-08-09
                • 6291

                #8
                Wally, you'll adapt. I used to be the same way. Then I realized that I rarely even bother starting to read a post that is more than 3 sentences long. So I figured if I'm not reading any of these posts, then nobody sure as hell is reading any of mine either.

                I've already gone too long here and probably lost half the potential audience.
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                • wal66
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-14-08
                  • 5305

                  #9
                  We truly are brothers jello.
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                  • wal66
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-14-08
                    • 5305

                    #10
                    So this book you are working on with Justin 7, are you translating his technical stuff into laymens terms? Cause the stuff he talked about in the thread he started about his potential book was like.........whoa. I'm sure there is a group out there that would find it an enjoyable read but I don't know any of those type of people. I know Monkey was upset at revealing some super secrets but the truth is most of us would never understand enough of what was being read to ever turn the key.

                    If you aren't jazing up the boring stuff I think this could be a career killer for you Bread. You may need to put Robyn on the cover and title it Garters and Gambling.
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