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  • 90 Proof
    Restricted User
    • 12-08-09
    • 80

    #1
    Apologies If You’ve Just Eaten Or if You Ever Plan On Eating Again
    You guys, there is the most nauseating article in Vanity Fair right now. It’s an article which sings the praises of Al Gore’s book Our Choice, and more specifically, of the POEM HE WROTE IN IT.

    I’m sure he’ll be the next Pulitzer winner. There is absolutely no question in my mind that whatever awards are possible for Al Gore to win, he’ll win, because he has so many people snowed. In fact, I’m surprised that he hasn’t yet won a MTV music video award.


    Wait. Has he? I could be wrong about that.


    Anyway, allow me to share some of the adjectives the article’s author chooses to use about Al Gore and his poem: fresh, beautiful, evocative, disturbing, accomplished, nuanced, arresting, and my favorite – scientifically accurate. Isn’t that hilarious? Here is the poem in its entirety:


    One thin September soon
    A floating continent disappears
    In midnight sun


    Vapors rise as
    Fever settles on an acid sea


    Snow glides from the mountain
    Ice fathers floods for a season
    A hard rain comes quickly


    Then dirt is parched
    Kindling is placed in the forest
    For the lightning’s celebration


    The shepherd cries
    The hour of choosing has arrived
    Here are your tools


    I think Al might think he’s a shepherd. Shepherds are known the world over as inventors of the internet. I wasn’t sure if you knew that or not.


    Meantime, the amount of CO2 being emitted at the Copenhagen meeting is equivalent to the daily amount of carbon dioxide produced by 30 of the world’s smaller countries.



    NEAT!

    http://chicksontheright.com/2009/12/...omment-page-1/glglgl
  • StraitShooter
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-22-09
    • 10464

    #2
    Hes no Edgar Allen Poe thats for sure
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    • ABEHONEST
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-27-09
      • 9470

      #3
      I believe I wrote this thread first first and 90 PROOF stole if from me ?

      And for being a good thief,I gave him 5 points .
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