"Emotional Hedge"

[stevenash]

^
That sounds like something Slip Mahoney would say.


Slip once said "You haven't the brains to be a moron"

One of my favorites was "I'm sorry we was so enforced in our work we didn't observe your intrusion"

[jjgold]

Everybody stop keeping records when they lose except me and a couple real solid individuals

[stevenash]

Everybody stop keeping records when they lose except me and a couple real solid individuals

[deltgen]

False Start-- if you're still keeping tabs on this thread, permit me to let you in on something. Eddy Munny is the second smartest guy on this site. He's screwing with you, dude, and you're falling for it.

[stevenash]

False Start-- if you're still keeping tabs on this thread, permit me to let you in on something. Eddy Munny is the second smartest guy on this site. He's screwing with you, dude, and you're falling for it.

I wouldn't get into a quick wit match with Eddy, hell no.

They say David Letterman is the quickest wit since Groucho, Eddy's up there too.

[deltgen]

And one other thing: Ed--lay off the new guy!

[False Start]

False Start-- if you're still keeping tabs on this thread, permit me to let you in on something. Eddy Munny is the second smartest guy on this site. He's screwing with you, dude, and you're falling for it.

WRONG. The guy seems to have the IQ of a banana. He seriously thought the post was about some Thursday night parlay! LOL
He has no reading comprehension at all. And he has since deleted his horrific comment about my mother; a kind woman with cancer that he has never met. He must have realized how awful he was coming across.

[False Start]

I'll have an intelligence and handicapping contest with him any day.
What does he even do for a living? Write mean-spirited comments on the internet? Does he have a good job?
I guarantee he couldn't handle the stress of my job.
Take the train into Manhattan everyday (they send a car for me on Fridays, though, which is nice).
Can Edward Scissorhands work on Wall Street for 26 years, including the last 13 in Private Equity for one of the largest Investment firms in NYC (and the world)? He wouldn't last a day.
No, it's not "sexy,"...the hours are long and there are weeks where I barely see my wife. (Both kids in college...One at UVA and the other graduating this year from Georgetown.)
I'm sure the guy can shine my shoes at Grand Central, though.

I'm a winning gambler who asked a simple question. I even googled "emotional hedge" on the Metro North ride home today and found MULTIPLE articles on the subject. It was good to see such an interest in the topic. New York Times had the best read, but I doubt Eddy reads anything but comic books.

Let's cap, Eddy. Care to make it interesting? $5,000 enough for you? You claim I'm a tout. LIES.
If you're losing money year after year in gambling, you either have no money management or don't understand numbers. Like the stock market, adjacent to where I work, most years you should wind up ahead.

Let's do it.

I'll even do you a favor, since I feel bad for you.
If I win, you only owe me $5,000. If you win, I owe you $10,000.

You can't seriously say "no" to that.

Put your money where your mouth is.

[stevenash]

^
Take this from a guy who knows from what he talks about.
Brevity is not your forte, is it?

[False Start]

So many guys write like they are in the 2nd grade.
Mine are longer because I have to spell things out for all those who lack reading comprehension.

[False Start]

I would compare this Eddy guy to Mickey Mouse, but that would be a real slap in the face to Mickey Mouse.

[stevenash]

So many guys write like they are in the 2nd grade.
Mine are longer because I have to spell things out for all those who lack reading comprehension.

Tilted much fella?

[False Start]

Tilted much fella?

Huh? Never on tilt. Never want to experience that. I've heard of gamblers on tilt. NEVER chase!

[False Start]

How was your day working at Walmart?

[False Start]

You still haven't answered about the handicapping contest. Too much cash for you? I thought you saved money living at home.

[False Start]

Probably doesn't even gamble or a degenerate.
Or $10 bets.
$10 doesn't even buy you a sandwich where I live. Which boondocks are you from?

[Eddy Munny]

Who talks like this? You are seriously mental and triggered.
And what happened to the other post you made about my mother?
Talking about moms? What are you, in 7th grade?

Oh that's right, you don't enjoy my bars because hip-hop is a predominantly black art form and one of the first things we learned about you in this thread is that you're an unabashed racist who views athletes as plantation workers and team owners as masters. It pains me that you're allowed to spread such distorted worldviews on our forum.

On the plus side, that should only increase the number of people willing to sign the petition.

[False Start]

Oh that's right, you don't enjoy my bars because hip-hop is a predominantly black art form and one of the first things we learned about you in this thread is that you're an unabashed racist who views athletes as plantation workers and team owners as masters. It pains me that you're allowed to spread such distorted worldviews on our forum.

On the plus side, that should only increase the number of people willing to sign the petition.

Where in ANY post was this said?
Seriously, you need help. Fast. Now.

[False Start]

Where's your gambling money? Obviously scared. You don't have that type of money living in the sticks?
My 10K to your 5K.
That is all.
Put up or shut up.
My guess is you'll shut up (in regard to the wager contest proposed)

I've seriously never encountered a person (or animal) dumber than you.

[manny24]

I made it almost halfway, lol. What I took away from that first half is that your bookie LOVES you.

Starter come back when you almost fukked your aunt last night pal

[False Start]

Oh that's right, you don't enjoy my bars because hip-hop is a predominantly black art form and one of the first things we learned about you in this thread is that you're an unabashed racist who views athletes as plantation workers and team owners as masters. It pains me that you're allowed to spread such distorted worldviews on our forum.
On the plus side, that should only increase the number of people willing to sign the petition.

You said I would be gone by this morning with the signatures/petitions. Not a good handicapper, huh?
Still here. You were WRONG.

[Eddy Munny]

Deal.

Although if you continue espousing racist ideologies and using racial epithets as a matter of common discourse then I will be forced to cut all associations with you. I'm a high profile figure with a reputation to maintain and I only mingle with like minded high vibrational beings.

[False Start]

I cannnot help the helpless.
But this is funny!
"Mute" point and "Diamond Dozen."
Can you be that stupid?
This is hilarious.

[Eddy Munny]

Starter come back when you almost fukked your aunt last night pal

Is this true False Start?

Did you attempt to seduce your mother's sister at Thanksgiving right as the cocktails were beginning to kick in?

[False Start]

Deal.

Although if you continue espousing racist ideologies and using racial epithets as a matter of common discourse then I will be forced to cut all associations with you. I'm a high profile figure with a reputation to maintain and I only mingle with like minded high vibrational beings.

You can't even put sentences together. LOL
You STILL haven't showed ANY racist post by me.
How's your cancel culture crusade?
Poor, poor man.

[juicername]

False Death must be Blowjoe's deceased brother risen from the dead. He was also yapping about some ridiculous betting system and loved writing novels.

[Eddy Munny]

You can't even put sentences together. LOL
You STILL haven't showed ANY racist post by me.
How's your cancel culture crusade?
Poor, poor man.

You edited your original post, removing many of the buzzwords in question, including the "N" word on multiple occasions.

Don't worry, I already forwarded an unedited copy of the original text to administrators and it's currently under review.

[False Start]

Is this true False Start?

Did you attempt to seduce your mother's sister at Thanksgiving right as the cocktails were beginning to kick in?

No, but I'm sure you are into that sort of thing.

I'll even let you name the terms of the gambling contest. That's how confident I am.

You are a sick, sick person. Now I am really starting to worry about you. For real. I'm serious. Are you okay?
It's okay to admit. It's the first step.

I'm here to help.

[False Start]

You edited your original post, removing many of the buzzwords in question, including the "N" word on multiple occasions.

Don't worry, I already forwarded an unedited copy of the original text to administrators and it's currently under review.

Not one N-word was used or even edited out. You are making this up. Everybody here can see it!

[False Start]

You edited your original post, removing many of the buzzwords in question, including the "N" word on multiple occasions.

Don't worry, I already forwarded an unedited copy of the original text to administrators and it's currently under review.

Take your medicine. OR GET ON ONE. Immediately.
My wife is a physician. You need to seek immediate help.

[Eddy Munny]

When I was spittin' bars with dope rhyme schemes and all that jazz, False Start became quite agitated and told me to "muzzle my monkey music."

He is a very nasty individual, further evidenced by another poster's submission concerning inappropriate relations between Starter and his auntie.

[False Start]

We are both very concerned. Seriously.
No matter what you say to me from here on out. Please seek help.
I care about my fellow man.

If you still want to do the contest, it's cool. I'll give you the 10K if you win. You now have to give me NOTHING if/when I win.

Please take care of yourself.

[Eddy Munny]

Not one N-word was used or even edited out. You are making this up. Everybody here can see it!

Everybody can't see it because you edited it out after you were put on blast.

What everyone can see is the edit because it's denoted at the bottom of the page.

I forwarded the unedited version to administrators. There's not a whole lot you can do at this point.

My word versus yours, and I'm a really big deal here. Let's be clear on that much. People Venmo me ice cream money.

[Eddy Munny]

This guy is now on record saying he will give me 10K and I already screenshot'd it before he pulls another edit.

This is legally binding and I fully expect to be paid the full amount or else my attorneys will be on his ass like flies on doo-doo.

[stevenash]

^
That guy is boring me to tears.