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Eddy moving up in the Poster of the year ranksComment -
Once Starter wires me the money he promised, the whole forum gets banana splits on me.Eddy, that's a helluva lot of $ for ice cream. Stop denying yourself and order the sprinkles, too.
I pay it forward because I have the Christmas spirit in my heart.
Meanwhile you have people like the OP running around shaming hip-hop culture, selling parlays, and trying to sleep with their auntie. Not even sure that merits a lump of coal. Coal is for naughty people, not total cretins.Comment -
Eduardo was not about to let his most prolific writing title at SBR be supplanted here...guys an assassinComment -
Yeah, if he was trying to bone his cousin... ok, understood. You can marry your 1st cousin in NY state (for real), which I'm figuring he already did. BUT, Starter wanting a lil new 1st cousin strange on the side, meh... Whatevs.
But trying to sodomize his aunt? D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.
Oh, and banana splits!?!!? Well... tickle her anus and call her Bart Scott: CAN'T WAIT!!!!!
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Heeeeeeeeeee Goooonnnnnnnnneeeeeeeee!!!
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Just made a sandwich with cole cuts and grabbed some oriole cookies. What happened???Comment -
ALL of you are SICK. This is what forums are like?
You are lying about edited posts and you need lives. I edit for spelling and grammar, not for racism.
Keep being sick degenerates.
I'm laughing at you all in my house that you can never afford. Now that we have an empty nest, we "downsized" from a $6 million home to a $4 million home.
Have fun with your $50 bets.
Most of you actually LOSE sports gambling. Ha!
Bitter punks!
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Starter... serious question: When you and your lovely wife are engaged in passionate whoopie-making, do you Emotionally Hedge by having some hired stunt-cokk (donker???) at the ready in the room in case you suffer from whiskey-dikk and can't perform?
TIA for honest answer
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I'm gone from here; it's my own choice, not yours nor your failed attempts of signatures and petitions. How'd that go for you?
I do not suffer fools gladly.Comment -
Well, not too well, tbh... ya kinda have a point, there.
If you noticed very early in the thread, I clearly stated I was willing to give ya a pass for writing 10,000 words about a concept that's truly Gambling 102.
BUT THEN!... Eddy came along and forged my signature on the petition -- I believe I was #1 -- and, well... that was that.
Eddy *does* hold extreme power on SBR, second only to Kickles, I believe. (Then a mod deleted my post about a Genie petition I willingly signed... *rigged shitthole*!!!)
Anyway... point now being, I would def consider ACTUALLY SIGNING a petition for being in play for an Emotional Hedge in your whoopie-making failures (donker can only pull so many shifts).
Lemme know
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There's a newbie forum that you might like??Comment -
Perfect, now we return to our tree stand and wait for him to take the bait.
No sudden movements or we might spook him.
I'm guessing we'll know the trap's been triggered once we're hit with walls of text delineating his illustrious academic achievements, copies of his mortgage payments, and probably a family photo of him getting spanked by Pluto at Euro Disney while his wife cackles in the background.
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Perfect, now we return to our tree stand and wait for him to take the bait.
No sudden movements or we might spook him.
I'm guessing we'll know the trap's been triggered once we're hit with walls of text delineating his illustrious academic achievements, copies of his mortgage payments, and probably a family photo of him getting spanked by Pluto at Euro Disney while his wife cackles in the background.
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Watch it Steve. He may have downsized his home to pay cash for SBR and is the new owner or may just start posting fresh as "offsides" "illegal procedure" "Too many men in huddle"Comment -
I am really impressed with this thread. What a great milestone for SBR posters. 100 bet points to whoever finds the hidden "Easter Egg" in this thread. Hint: You do not have to read any of the OP's posts. That would not be worth 1k points.Comment -
ALL of you are SICK. This is what forums are like?
You are lying about edited posts and you need lives. I edit for spelling and grammar, not for racism.
Keep being sick degenerates.
I'm laughing at you all in my house that you can never afford. Now that we have an empty nest, we "downsized" from a $6 million home to a $4 million home.
Have fun with your $50 bets.
Most of you actually LOSE sports gambling. Ha!
Bitter punks!
geez dude. Has no one ever messed with you before?
I wanted to save you from yourself earlier, but thought Eddy was ramping it up to the point of ridiculousness to help you work it out for yourself.
Posters are laughing at your repeated reactions, not Eddy's words. No one but you thinks anything he said is real..Comment -
@Eddy, don't drive away new posters please. Save it for their second week next time..Comment -
Yeah Optional, I tried to help the guy early on as well, but the advice fell on deaf ears. Go get 'im, Eddy.Comment -
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Proud of the way SBR stuck together for the 1 week hazing of the new member. Not sure if he is still with us though. Hopefully still posting plays and no hard feelings.
BTW, "Easter Egg" prize of 100 bumped to 150 bet points. Hint: Something happened in this thread that I have not seen in any other thread. Again, has nothing to do with the OP. gL!!Comment -
false start cant rub two nickels together.Comment -
Gone for less than 1/32 of a fortnight and I miss the lad already, but he doesn't suffer fools like us, so I guess it's even more of a mute point now. RIP fancy britches...Comment
