"Emotional Hedge"

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 12-15-21, 07:19 PM

[QUOTE]

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

This guy is now on record saying he will give me 10k

Eddy, that's a helluva lot of $ for ice cream. Stop denying yourself and order the sprinkles, too.

Enikk · 12-15-21, 07:21 PM

Eddy moving up in the Poster of the year ranks

stevenash · 12-15-21, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by Enikk

Eddy moving up in the Poster of the year ranks

Eddy is curb stomping that dude without even breaking a sweat.
I've seen this from him before, it's truly amazing.

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 07:25 PM

Eddy, that's a helluva lot of $ for ice cream. Stop denying yourself and order the sprinkles, too.

Once Starter wires me the money he promised, the whole forum gets banana splits on me.

I pay it forward because I have the Christmas spirit in my heart.

Meanwhile you have people like the OP running around shaming hip-hop culture, selling parlays, and trying to sleep with their auntie. Not even sure that merits a lump of coal. Coal is for naughty people, not total cretins.

trobin31 · 12-15-21, 07:26 PM

Eduardo was not about to let his most prolific writing title at SBR be supplanted here...guys an assassin

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 12-15-21, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Once Starter wires me the money he promised, the whole forum gets banana splits on me.

I pay it forward because I have the Christmas spirit in my heart.

Meanwhile you have people like the OP running around shaming hip-hop culture, selling parlays, and trying to sleep with their auntie. Not even sure that merits a lump of coal. Coal is for naughty people, not total cretins.

Yeah, if he was trying to bone his cousin... ok, understood. You can marry your 1st cousin in NY state (for real), which I'm figuring he already did. BUT, Starter wanting a lil new 1st cousin strange on the side, meh... Whatevs.

But trying to sodomize his aunt? D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.

Oh, and banana splits!?!!? Well... tickle her anus and call her Bart Scott: CAN'T WAIT!!!!!

Enikk · 12-15-21, 08:11 PM

Heeeeeeeeeee Goooonnnnnnnnneeeeeeeee!!!

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 12-15-21, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by Enikk

Heeeeeeeeeee Goooonnnnnnnnneeeeeeeee!!!

First Starter, played martyr

I.Q. be lower than Billy Carter's

HE GONE?... what wrong?

like a Doc Johnson dong

Starter poofin' in the wind like a grade-school farter

He now gone to go sniffin on Auntie's garter

gauchojake · 12-15-21, 09:05 PM

Just made a sandwich with cole cuts and grabbed some oriole cookies. What happened???

False Start · 12-15-21, 09:06 PM

ALL of you are SICK. This is what forums are like?
You are lying about edited posts and you need lives. I edit for spelling and grammar, not for racism.

Keep being sick degenerates.

I'm laughing at you all in my house that you can never afford. Now that we have an empty nest, we "downsized" from a $6 million home to a $4 million home.

Have fun with your $50 bets.

Most of you actually LOSE sports gambling. Ha!

Bitter punks!

Enikk · 12-15-21, 09:12 PM

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 12-15-21, 09:16 PM

Starter... serious question: When you and your lovely wife are engaged in passionate whoopie-making, do you Emotionally Hedge by having some hired stunt-cokk (donker???) at the ready in the room in case you suffer from whiskey-dikk and can't perform?

TIA for honest answer

False Start · 12-15-21, 09:20 PM

I'm gone from here; it's my own choice, not yours nor your failed attempts of signatures and petitions. How'd that go for you?

I do not suffer fools gladly.

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 12-15-21, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by False Start

not yours nor your failed attempts of signatures and petitions. How'd that go for you?

Well, not too well, tbh... ya kinda have a point, there.
If you noticed very early in the thread, I clearly stated I was willing to give ya a pass for writing 10,000 words about a concept that's truly Gambling 102.

BUT THEN!... Eddy came along and forged my signature on the petition -- I believe I was #1 -- and, well... that was that.
Eddy *does* hold extreme power on SBR, second only to Kickles, I believe. (Then a mod deleted my post about a Genie petition I willingly signed... *rigged shitthole*!!!)

Anyway... point now being, I would def consider ACTUALLY SIGNING a petition for being in play for an Emotional Hedge in your whoopie-making failures (donker can only pull so many shifts).

Lemme know

gauchojake · 12-15-21, 09:37 PM

There's a newbie forum that you might like??

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 12-15-21, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

There's a newbie forum that you might like??

jaker... I'm thinking maybe False Starter might enjoy the forum that sideloaded started when he left SBR a number of years back; should maybe you or I send a PM to tt and politely ask warrior to send Starter the link?

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Once Starter loads my PayPal account with the $10K he promised, ^^ this is the song that's gonna be dancing through my head on repeat. I'll probably bust out the Griddy to boot, and top it off with a little throwback Cabbage Patch.

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Just made a sandwich with cole cuts and grabbed some oriole cookies. What happened???

Perfect, now we return to our tree stand and wait for him to take the bait.

No sudden movements or we might spook him.

I'm guessing we'll know the trap's been triggered once we're hit with walls of text delineating his illustrious academic achievements, copies of his mortgage payments, and probably a family photo of him getting spanked by Pluto at Euro Disney while his wife cackles in the background.

juicername · 12-15-21, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Just made a sandwich with cole cuts and grabbed some oriole cookies. What happened???

Munny won. Case and point.

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 12-15-21, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Perfect, now we return to our tree stand and wait for him to take the bait.

No sudden movements or we might spook him.

I'm guessing we'll know the trap's been triggered once we're hit with walls of text delineating his illustrious academic achievements, copies of his mortgage payments, and probably a family photo of him getting spanked by Pluto at Euro Disney while his wife cackles in the background.

gauchojake · 12-15-21, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by juicername

Munny won. Casing point.

ftfy

gauchojake · 12-15-21, 11:32 PM

juicername · 12-15-21, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

ftfy

FUK

stevenash · 12-16-21, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by False Start

I'm gone from here

Do you promise?

We have enough of your types here already.

.

Enikk · 12-16-21, 01:15 AM

Watch it Steve. He may have downsized his home to pay cash for SBR and is the new owner or may just start posting fresh as "offsides" "illegal procedure" "Too many men in huddle"

Enikk · 12-16-21, 01:41 AM

I am really impressed with this thread. What a great milestone for SBR posters. 100 bet points to whoever finds the hidden "Easter Egg" in this thread. Hint: You do not have to read any of the OP's posts. That would not be worth 1k points.

stevenash · 12-16-21, 02:12 AM

Originally posted by Enikk

I am really impressed with this thread. What a great milestone for SBR posters. 100 bet points to whoever finds the hidden "Easter Egg" in this thread. Hint: You do not have to read any of the OP's posts. That would not be worth 1k points.

I read the original post.
I want those 20 minutes of my life back.

juicername · 12-16-21, 02:20 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

I read the original post.
I want those 20 minutes of my life back.

Look at this hidden brag about his speed reading abilities! It would take most people 45+ min to sift through that garbage, if anyone actually did try to read it.

This is the only reasonable reply to the OP.

Optional · 12-16-21, 06:20 AM

Originally posted by False Start

ALL of you are SICK. This is what forums are like?
You are lying about edited posts and you need lives. I edit for spelling and grammar, not for racism.

Keep being sick degenerates.

I'm laughing at you all in my house that you can never afford. Now that we have an empty nest, we "downsized" from a $6 million home to a $4 million home.

Have fun with your $50 bets.

Most of you actually LOSE sports gambling. Ha!

Bitter punks!

geez dude. Has no one ever messed with you before?

I wanted to save you from yourself earlier, but thought Eddy was ramping it up to the point of ridiculousness to help you work it out for yourself.

Posters are laughing at your repeated reactions, not Eddy's words. No one but you thinks anything he said is real.

Optional · 12-16-21, 06:24 AM

@Eddy, don't drive away new posters please. Save it for their second week next time.

deltgen · 12-16-21, 10:10 AM

Yeah Optional, I tried to help the guy early on as well, but the advice fell on deaf ears. Go get 'im, Eddy.

manny24 · 12-16-21, 10:18 AM

$4M seems like a lot for a Starter home

Enikk · 12-16-21, 04:24 PM

Proud of the way SBR stuck together for the 1 week hazing of the new member. Not sure if he is still with us though. Hopefully still posting plays and no hard feelings.

BTW, "Easter Egg" prize of 100 bumped to 150 bet points. Hint: Something happened in this thread that I have not seen in any other thread. Again, has nothing to do with the OP. gL!!

lonegambler23 · 12-16-21, 07:34 PM

false start cant rub two nickels together.

svsooner · 12-16-21, 08:13 PM

Gone for less than 1/32 of a fortnight and I miss the lad already, but he doesn't suffer fools like us, so I guess it's even more of a mute point now. RIP fancy britches...