"Emotional Hedge"

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 12:00 AM

I'm an emotional hedge fund investor, I'm ill-equipped to carry out such tasks.

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

I'm confused.

Basically the OP wants us to parlay the Chiefs on Thursday night with Alabama in the college semifinals.

I don't get it either but he seems pretty adamant, he gave us his thesis on page one.

He said him and his college buddies have been doing it for years to the tune of 71% success rate or something stupid like that.

stevenash · 12-15-21, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Basically the OP wants us to parlay the Chiefs on Thursday night with Alabama in the college semifinals.

I don't get it either but he seems pretty adamant, he gave us his thesis on page one.

He said him and his college buddies have been doing it for years to the tune of 71% success rate or something stupid like that.

I see now.
Is there a way I can get these last 20 minutes of my life back?

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

I see now.
Is there a way I can get these last 20 minutes of my life back?

The key is you gotta speed-read the original post, don't bother with conventional assimilation. For example, I just read every third sentence and then filled in the gaps using context clues. I cut my reading time down by 66% but still was able to get the general idea, I think. That's how I inferred he wants us to parlay the Chiefs with Alabama. Not sure if I'm gonna do it though, his credentials seem sketchy.

stevenash · 12-15-21, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

The key is you gotta speed-read the original post, don't bother with conventional assimilation. For example, I just read every third sentence and then filled in the gaps using context clues. I cut my reading time down by 66% but still was able to get the general idea, I think. That's how I inferred he wants us to parlay the Chiefs with Alabama. Not sure if I'm gonna do it though, his credentials seem sketchy.

Pearls of wisdom, thanks for that.

I was told by a speed reader some years back the key is to concentrate on the middle of the page, peripheral vision, and such.

trobin31 · 12-15-21, 12:26 AM

Eduardo, to be fair you are compiling quite the narrative here yourself

False Start · 12-15-21, 12:39 AM

Yet some people still don't understand. Ha!
It's a simple yes or no question.

False Start · 12-15-21, 12:42 AM

Where does the word "Chiefs" or "Thursday" or "parlay" appear?
Reading is fundamental.

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by False Start

Yet some people still don't understand. Ha!
Low IQ zone.

We refuse to tail your plays until you can produce a resume that demonstrates a history of success.

Sorry if that takes the wind out of your sails but we don't do blind tails here at SBR. We're better than that.

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by False Start

Where does the word "Chiefs" or "Thursday" or "parlay" appear?
Reading is fundamental.

You didn't have to say "Thursday" smart guy, I can look at the schedule and confirm that's when the Chiefs play next.

It's not rocket science.

False Start · 12-15-21, 12:46 AM

Nobody asked you to tail or fade, Johnny Depp.
Reading comprehension. Where in this thread does it say that?

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by False Start

Nobody asked you to tail or fade, Johnny Depp.
Reading comprehension. Where in this thread does it say that?

Keep talking it circles... We're hip to your ilk, this ain't our first rodeo.

False Start · 12-15-21, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

You didn't have to say "Thursday" smart guy, I can look at the schedule and confirm that's when the Chiefs play next.

It's not rocket science.

What are you talking about? There is nothing about NFL anywhere in my post. Or picks of any sport.
Wow, I'm trying to be nice, but you just don't get it. I can only help you so much. College buddies? Where in the post does it say that? Wow.

False Start · 12-15-21, 12:51 AM

What ilk? What do you think is my "game"? Tout? Wannabe expert?
I have not preached one bit in this thread. I asked if anybody bets on or against their least favorite or favorite team to soften the blow of the result.
Anyway, I'm through discussing with you, as you obviously don't get it. Others did get it.
Be well, regardless.

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 12:52 AM

Originally posted by False Start

What are you talking about? There is nothing about NFL anywhere in my post. Or picks of any sport.
Wow, I'm trying to be nice, but you just don't get it. I can only help you so much. College buddies? Where in the post does it say that? Wow.

Please don't play coy. It's all there in black and white and I read every third sentence of it.

SBR hasn't been around for this long because we succumb to every snake-oil salesman that saunters through the door, that's for damn sure. You're barking up the wrong tree here, cowboy. We don't want what you're peddling.

Thrilla · 12-15-21, 12:52 AM

Thrilla · 12-15-21, 12:52 AM

False Start let your private emotion come to me..

False Start · 12-15-21, 12:54 AM

What am I selling?
LOLOLOL.
Thanks for the laugh. Funniest thing I've heard in a while.

False Start · 12-15-21, 12:55 AM

You're giving me too much credit, but I appreciate it!

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 12:55 AM

This False Start guy is relentless...

Probably a former used car salesman who turned a greedy eye towards our forum, trying to raid the cache and seize our booty.

svsooner · 12-15-21, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

"Emotional hedge" he says.... Psh.

Shoot, I'd grab this gumdrop by his underoo strap and given him an "emotional wedgie."

Then I'd put on a steel-toed boot and give him a swift kick to the heiny.

We have a certain decorum here at SBR and it's quite unbecoming for a noob to barge in and act like he owns the damn place.

Ha! he said "heiny"....

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by False Start

You're giving me too much credit, but I appreciate it!

Take your emotional hedge schmedge who gives a rat's ass and hit the road, jack.

We already have a petition pending. You're digging your own grave.

False Start · 12-15-21, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

This False Start guy is relentless...

Probably a former used car salesman who turned a greedy eye towards our forum, trying to raid the cache and seize our booty.

And yet, you're the one who keeps posting in this thread and is obsessed with me. Once again, I appreciate it, though!

False Start · 12-15-21, 12:59 AM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Take your emotional hedge schmedge who gives a rat's ass and hit the road, jack.

We already have a petition pending. You're digging your own grave.

Wow, for asking a question. LOLOLOL. If you have a petition for a free internet message board, then that tells me all I need to know. Sissy pants. LOLOL

False Start · 12-15-21, 01:01 AM

After dealing with you, PLEASE give me the petition. I'll sign it.
You need help. Big time help. That's over my pay grade.

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by False Start

Wow, for asking a question. LOLOLOL. If you have a petition for a free internet message board, then that tells me all I need to know. Sissy pants. LOLOL

I can have you banned. I'm a big deal here, a REAL big deal. Ask around. People like me.

False Start · 12-15-21, 01:02 AM

It's funny. After all the writing you complained about, you still don't get the point.
I'm dying over here! LOL

False Start · 12-15-21, 01:03 AM

You would BAN somebody for asking an innocent question???
My goodness, change the tampon.

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by False Start

It's funny. After all the writing you complained about, you still don't get the point.
I'm dying over here! LOL

Alright fine, if I tail your stupid parlay for half a unit, will you finally shut your face hole?

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 01:04 AM

Originally posted by False Start

You would BAN somebody for asking an innocent question???
My goodness, change the tampon.

Don't blame me... There's other signatures on the petition. We're a community and we watch each other's booty.

False Start · 12-15-21, 01:07 AM

You're that insecure? Overreact much to an innocent post about betting against your favorite and on your least favorite team?
Yes please, ban me. What a complete joke you are.
Ban me. Do it.
All the racism on here and vile things I see, but can't talk about betting on or against teams who love/hate?
Wow. Just wow.
Please ban me. Don't want a part of it.
Later.

False Start · 12-15-21, 01:08 AM

What parlay??? Show me the word parlay. I never play them.

False Start · 12-15-21, 01:08 AM

I'm sure you do watch other men's booty's., as you say.

Eddy Munny · 12-15-21, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by False Start

You're that insecure? Overreact much to an innocent post about betting against your favorite and on your least favorite team?
Yes please, ban me. What a complete joke you are.
Ban me. Do it.
All the racism on here and vile things I see, but can't talk about betting on or against teams who love/hate?
Wow. Just wow.
Please ban me. Don't want a part of it.
Later.

You heard the man. He WANTS to be banned.

C'mon gang, let's keep those signatures rolling in, we got him right where we want him!

False Start · 12-15-21, 01:09 AM

Your avatar says it all. Good for you. When did you come out?