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    jjgold
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    Why Do We Put Ourselves Through This Every Week?

    Get up
    Turn our phones off
    Start up old cars we drive
    Run to Westem Union
    Run to deli
    drinking
    coke
    mushrooms
    Lock doors
    Close all blinds
    Put tv on
    Put computer on
    Gamble
    Gamble
    Scores
    Anger
    Day over
    Late night
    Nude
    Peek out blinds to see chicks in shower
    Porn
    Sunday same thing
    Monday am pulverized
    Loan sharks
    Waiting in line for Banks loans
    Last edited by jjgold; 10-20-12 at 08:44 AM.
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    Smoke
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    Sounds like brock landers typical day
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    lesterdymond
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    You forgot about the drinking part.

    Very well put together though.

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    shit your lucky if you can still get bank loans.

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    Br0nxer
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    smokey those are some tig ol bitties

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post


    smokey those are some tig ol bitties
    bang bang

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    Romanov
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Get up
    Turn our phones off
    Start up old cars we drive
    Run to Westem Union
    Run to deli
    drinking
    coke
    mushrooms
    Lock doors
    Close all blinds
    Put tv on
    Put computer on
    Gamble
    Gamble
    Scores
    Anger
    Day over
    Late night
    Nude
    Peek out blinds to see chicks in shower
    Porn
    Sunday same thing
    Monday am pulverized
    Loan sharks
    Waiting in line for Banks loans

    Honestly JJ, what you wrote is a poem. Read it again with that in mind.

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    Smoke
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    mushrooms

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    billysink
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    Don't drive an old car.
    Don't watch the games.
    Turn my phone off on Friday.

    Definitely no cash transfer.

    Love me some good deli though.

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    5mike5
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    sounds typical to me when i think of a JJ saturday

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    Right on the money with everything stated

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    Bostongambler
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    I enjoy getting nude at night/.

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    BIGDAY
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    Wake
    Take care of MMAChicka's sexual morning fantasy
    get kiddos up
    watch MUG's vid, laugh
    check lines
    place a square 3 team 10 pt dip (KState, MN, MichiganSt)
    Make sure phone has those game ready for quick updates
    prepare chilli ingredients and stew chilli
    run to liquor store
    Ready to eat chili and drink brew and watch a few games
    Make additional windsock goose decoys during games and clean shotguns for upcoming Hunt this week
    Got sitter lined up, taking MMAChicka out to dinner and drinks with friends
    rinse an repeat.

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    rent late, water turned off, gas turned off, must keep electricity on to work computer.

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    We love it. Only thing gives us rush.

    We are not normal, normal people are abnormal to us. The mind of a gambler is a ****** up world but we still love it

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    Quote Originally Posted by unluckysob View Post
    rent late, water turned off, gas turned off, must keep electricity on to work computer.

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    or.. (saturday only)

    wake up
    check forum
    place bets
    play rugby
    drink
    go home and check wins
    place night bet
    go back out and drink
    find girl and smash
    check other win
    bed

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    Smoke
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    I would like to know more about MMAchicka's sexual morning fantasy...

    Bigday please describe

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    BIGDAY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I would like to know more about MMAchicka's sexual morning fantasy...

    Bigday please describe
    Changes weekly. Naughty nurse this morning. She wanted to check my blood pressure. Wish female nurses always checked bp where she was checking...

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    MJT1212
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    hahahahhahaha

    classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post


    smokey those are some tig ol bitties
    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    bang bang
    BANG!


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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Changes weekly. Naughty nurse this morning. She wanted to check my blood pressure. Wish female nurses always checked bp where she was checking...
    Good stuff

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    Wake up

    crawl to bathroom

    puke

    lite a cig

    crack a pbr

    puke

    login for 6pts

    puke

    click "my post"

    laugh

    puke

    crack 2nd pbr

    call Lkid1

    shower

    puke

    crack 3rd

    check pending wagers

    hit local watering hole

    strippy

    nickle on late game

    throw remote thru tv

    pass out

    rinse & repeat for sunday

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    nobody is getting laid here

    I know it for a fact

    Most have old cars

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    we are alive!!!!!

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    Wake up

    Play Basketball

    Shower

    Eat some Mac n Tuna

    Place sharp bets

    Watch games

    Hang with significant other at night

    Check scores

    Place NFL bets

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    Wakeup (God willing)
    Go to office
    Workout
    Go on boat in harbor
    bet
    drink
    eat
    smash trim

    repeat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Wakeup (God willing)
    Go to office
    Workout
    Go on boat in harbor
    bet
    drink
    eat
    smash trim

    repeat
    Smash trim

    Go gettem BG!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Wake up

    Play Basketball

    Shower

    Eat some Mac n Tuna

    Place sharp bets

    Watch games

    Hang with significant other at night

    Check scores

    Place NFL bets
    "Place sharp bets"

    LMAO

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    Classic thread!


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    I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at this thread

    Good work men!

    And for me its simple...

    NOTHING gets my dick hard like winning money and bets

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    Wake up
    Look through phone at last night drunk texts
    Laugh
    Place bets
    Think FML why did I bet these games after 1st quarter over
    eat
    check scores
    Think I'm glad i bet these games that I bet
    work out
    shower
    check final scores
    punch wall
    place late night bets
    place nfl bets
    hope for the best
    drink
    go out with friends n get girls
    stumble home drunk

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    Wake up on the sofa at 4am after friday drinking
    Drink 2 cups coffee to sort head out
    Couple hours capping
    Take the dog for a run just as it gets daylight
    Finish capping
    Place bets/BTP picks
    Sort fantasy teams
    Go to bed
    Get woken up at lunchtime by degenerate uncle putting in his horse racing bets
    Back to sleep
    Get up and get ready for 12 hour nightshift
    Spend nightshift checking ESPN, sporadically cheering/swearing (*delete as applicable)
    Go home
    Drink Beer/Whisky depending on results
    Crawl into bed alone

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    JJ, you forgot 1.....Monday afternoon books calling back to back to tell you what "great deals" they're offering so you can go back to Western U and deposit some more cash they can take from you!!!

    The life of a gambler

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