Why Do We Put Ourselves Through This Every Week?

[jjgold]

Get up
Turn our phones off
Start up old cars we drive
Run to Westem Union
Run to deli
drinking
coke
mushrooms
Lock doors
Close all blinds
Put tv on
Put computer on
Gamble
Gamble
Scores
Anger
Day over
Late night
Nude
Peek out blinds to see chicks in shower
Porn
Sunday same thing
Monday am pulverized
Loan sharks
Waiting in line for Banks loans

[Smoke]

Sounds like brock landers typical day

[lesterdymond]

You forgot about the drinking part.

Very well put together though.

[zoo youk]

shit your lucky if you can still get bank loans.

[Br0nxer]

smokey those are some tig ol bitties

[Smoke]

smokey those are some tig ol bitties

bang bang

[Romanov]

Get up
Turn our phones off
Start up old cars we drive
Run to Westem Union
Run to deli
drinking
coke
mushrooms
Lock doors
Close all blinds
Put tv on
Put computer on
Gamble
Gamble
Scores
Anger
Day over
Late night
Nude
Peek out blinds to see chicks in shower
Porn
Sunday same thing
Monday am pulverized
Loan sharks
Waiting in line for Banks loans

Honestly JJ, what you wrote is a poem. Read it again with that in mind.

[Smoke]

mushrooms

[billysink]

Don't drive an old car.
Don't watch the games.
Turn my phone off on Friday.

Definitely no cash transfer.

Love me some good deli though.

[5mike5]

sounds typical to me when i think of a JJ saturday

[anthonydiamondLC]

Right on the money with everything stated

[Bostongambler]

I enjoy getting nude at night/.

[BIGDAY]

Wake
Take care of MMAChicka's sexual morning fantasy
get kiddos up
watch MUG's vid, laugh
check lines
place a square 3 team 10 pt dip (KState, MN, MichiganSt)
Make sure phone has those game ready for quick updates
prepare chilli ingredients and stew chilli
run to liquor store
Ready to eat chili and drink brew and watch a few games
Make additional windsock goose decoys during games and clean shotguns for upcoming Hunt this week
Got sitter lined up, taking MMAChicka out to dinner and drinks with friends
rinse an repeat.

[unluckysob]

rent late, water turned off, gas turned off, must keep electricity on to work computer.

[paco]

We love it. Only thing gives us rush.

We are not normal, normal people are abnormal to us. The mind of a gambler is a ****** up world but we still love it

[paco]

rent late, water turned off, gas turned off, must keep electricity on to work computer.

[Vesuvius]

or.. (saturday only)

wake up
check forum
place bets
play rugby
drink
go home and check wins
place night bet
go back out and drink
find girl and smash
check other win
bed

[acl123]

[Smoke]

I would like to know more about MMAchicka's sexual morning fantasy...

Bigday please describe

[BIGDAY]

I would like to know more about MMAchicka's sexual morning fantasy...

Bigday please describe

Changes weekly. Naughty nurse this morning. She wanted to check my blood pressure. Wish female nurses always checked bp where she was checking...

[MJT1212]

hahahahhahaha

classic

[onlooker]

smokey those are some tig ol bitties

bang bang

BANG!

[Smoke]

Changes weekly. Naughty nurse this morning. She wanted to check my blood pressure. Wish female nurses always checked bp where she was checking...

Good stuff

[sweep]

Wake up

crawl to bathroom

puke

lite a cig

crack a pbr

puke

login for 6pts

puke

click "my post"

laugh

puke

crack 2nd pbr

call Lkid1

shower

puke

crack 3rd

check pending wagers

hit local watering hole

strippy

nickle on late game

throw remote thru tv

pass out

rinse & repeat for sunday

[jjgold]

nobody is getting laid here

I know it for a fact

Most have old cars

[Chi_archie]

we are alive!!!!!

[BigDeem5]

Wake up

Play Basketball

Shower

Eat some Mac n Tuna

Place sharp bets

Watch games

Hang with significant other at night

Check scores

Place NFL bets

[Bostongambler]

Wakeup (God willing)
Go to office
Workout
Go on boat in harbor
bet
drink
eat
smash trim

repeat

[billysink]

Wakeup (God willing)
Go to office
Workout
Go on boat in harbor
bet
drink
eat
smash trim

repeat

Smash trim

Go gettem BG!!!!

[lesterdymond]

Wake up

Play Basketball

Shower

Eat some Mac n Tuna

Place sharp bets

Watch games

Hang with significant other at night

Check scores

Place NFL bets

"Place sharp bets"

LMAO

[Inkwell77]

Classic thread!

[Brock Landers]

I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at this thread

Good work men!

And for me its simple...

NOTHING gets my dick hard like winning money and bets

[daneault23]

Wake up
Look through phone at last night drunk texts
Laugh
Place bets
Think FML why did I bet these games after 1st quarter over
eat
check scores
Think I'm glad i bet these games that I bet
work out
shower
check final scores
punch wall
place late night bets
place nfl bets
hope for the best
drink
go out with friends n get girls
stumble home drunk

[Maniac]

Wake up on the sofa at 4am after friday drinking
Drink 2 cups coffee to sort head out
Couple hours capping
Take the dog for a run just as it gets daylight
Finish capping
Place bets/BTP picks
Sort fantasy teams
Go to bed
Get woken up at lunchtime by degenerate uncle putting in his horse racing bets
Back to sleep
Get up and get ready for 12 hour nightshift
Spend nightshift checking ESPN, sporadically cheering/swearing (*delete as applicable)
Go home
Drink Beer/Whisky depending on results
Crawl into bed alone

[Big_Slim]

JJ, you forgot 1.....Monday afternoon books calling back to back to tell you what "great deals" they're offering so you can go back to Western U and deposit some more cash they can take from you!!!

The life of a gambler