Americans adults are just children who wear larger clothing

[Art Vandeleigh]

Americans love to gamble.
Americans do what they are told.

Poker.

Chris Moneymaker wins 2003 WSOP Championship event, Americans can't play online poker fast enough. $12 million first prize this past year.

Uncle Sam says no more online poker.

American adults who love to gamble say OK Uncle Sam, we don't play no more on-line like we did, and we won't make no noise about it. We are American Whooses "adults" who are really just children that wear larger clothing than kids do. So American adult whooses quietly pack their poker bags because Uncle Sam says so. American adult whooses behave like sheepish kids caught playing with firecrackers or something. "We are sorry for playing poker on-line Uncle Sam, but you never said we couldn't. Now we will go back to our previous hum-drum pokerless lives and say thank you for saving us from ourselves Uncle Sam"

So now sports bettings turn. American adult whooses will say "OK Uncle Sam, we are sorry we wagered on-line but you never said we couldn't. Now that you have spoken, Uncle Sam, we will be good American adult whooses and quietly go back to our old humdrum sportbettingless lives, except for those of us fleeing to Canada instead of fighting, fighting, fighting. Thank you for saving us from ourselves again, Uncle Sam"

And the American adult whooses lived happily ever after, making more children who would gro up to be a new generation of American adult whooses like their daddies.

The end.

[DrSlamm]

please tell me what you would like us to do about it

[freebie]

Did you vote for bush 2 times in a row?

Stupid Clinton was in for office 2 terms, no wars but just few blowjobs.

I can live with Clinton then, he didn't **** with any americans, just Monica.

[Art Vandeleigh]

It's social commentary aimed at the American masses, not so much the hard core type found here. The American macho cowboys bettors who post here will find a way. The average American adult whooses who want to play, but Uncle Sam says not to...these are the ones wothy of mockery

[DrSlamm]

its not even the average american....

its the bible clenching idiots in the red states

[Dark Horse]

Maybe we should divide America into two countries. Blue and red. The map already looks like a donut anyway.

[BuddyBear]

Maybe we should divide America into two countries. Blue and red. The map already looks like a donut anyway.

Not a bad idea...but I would like to visit the South one of these days. There are lot of nice cities worth seeing like Charlotte, Nashville, Memphis, New Orleans, Atlanta, etc...

[Ira Wilton]

Can we bump this silliness to the private forum?

I also wish there were simple answers to difficult problems. I agree, blaming people "different" from us and making sweeping generalizations is usually an accurate diagnosis of the problem.

[turnip]

Are you suggesting Americans who believe in the right to gamble offshore should violently revolt instead of just moving? Really?

No one right now is in the position to do that successfully. Smart people choose fight when they are stronger, and flight when they are quicker..

"Maybe we should divide America into two countries. "

That would suck for southern atheist sports bettors like me.

[RickySteve]

I'm an adult who wears children's clothing.

[Dark Horse]

"Maybe we should divide America into two countries. "

That would suck for southern atheist sports bettors like me.

You would have to move.

India and Pakistan did it. Sucks, but perhaps better than the division we have today. I'm done living under an extremist government.

[Aces]

Eleven thousand soldiers
lay beneath the dirt and stone,
all buried on a distant land
so far away from home.

For just a strip of dismal beach
they paid a hero's price,
to save a foreign nation
They all made the sacrifice.

And now the shores of Normandy
Are lined with blocks of white:
Americans who didn't turn
from someone else's plight.

Eleven thousand reasons
for the French to take our side,
but in the moment of our need,
they chose to run and hide.

Chirac said every war means loss,
perhaps for France that's true,
for they've lost every battle
since the days of Waterloo.

Without a soldier worth a damn
to be found within the region,
the French became the only land
to need a Foreign Legion.

You French all say we're arrogant.
Well hell, we've earned the right--
We saved your sorry nation
when you lacked the guts to fight.

But now you've made a big mistake,
and one that you'll regret;
you took sides with our enemies,
and that we won't forget.

It wasn't just our citizens
you spit on when you turned,
but every one of yours
who fell the day the towers burned.

You spit upon our soldiers,
on our pilots and Marines,
and now you'll get a little sense
of just what payback means.

So keep your Paris fashions
and your wine and your champagne,
and find some other market
that will buy your airplanes.

And try to find somebody else
to wear your French cologne,
for you're about to find out
what it means to stand alone.

You see, you need us far more
than we ever needed you.
America has better friends
who know how to be true.

I'd rather stand with warriors
who have the will and might,
than huddle in the dark
with those whose only flag is white.

I'll take the Brits, the Aussies,
the Israelis and the rest,
for when it comes to valor
we have seen that they're the best.

We'll count on one another
as we face a moment dire,
while you sit on the sideline
with a sign, "friendship for hire."

We'll win this war without you
and we'll total up the cost,
and take it from your foreign aid,
and then you'll feel the loss.

And when your nation starts to fall,
well Frenchie, you can spare us,
just call the Germans for a hand,
they know the way to Paris.

[Aces]

Art from your screen name your either French or Canadian let me know which one so I'm sure to answer you correctly.

[Aces]

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