Twas the night before Christmas and all through the forum
JJ Gold posting nonsense, but showing surprising decorum
Totals and spreads all hung with great care
Otters on money lines that no one else would even dare
Posters are anxious and attentive to line movement
Hoping for wins and bankroll improvement
And Drew with his contests and I with my 5 guesses
Shari banning ghosts by checking IP addresses
Choosing and clicking, looking to punish my bookies
I sit back with some cole cuts and oriole cookies
To hit the big money line dog would be such a rush
A Seaweed thread appears, which team did he mush?
My team scores to end the half up and on a roll
Then Diggity posts a left, right or middle poll
My dog has no fight to start the second half
A sack and a fumble and all I could do was laugh
The refs threw flags like candy at a parade
Cursing myself for the play that I made
A terrible loss, the ending was lame
Now to be creative to stay in the game.
JJ Gold posting nonsense, but showing surprising decorum
Totals and spreads all hung with great care
Otters on money lines that no one else would even dare
Posters are anxious and attentive to line movement
Hoping for wins and bankroll improvement
And Drew with his contests and I with my 5 guesses
Shari banning ghosts by checking IP addresses
Choosing and clicking, looking to punish my bookies
I sit back with some cole cuts and oriole cookies
To hit the big money line dog would be such a rush
A Seaweed thread appears, which team did he mush?
My team scores to end the half up and on a roll
Then Diggity posts a left, right or middle poll
My dog has no fight to start the second half
A sack and a fumble and all I could do was laugh
The refs threw flags like candy at a parade
Cursing myself for the play that I made
A terrible loss, the ending was lame
Now to be creative to stay in the game.
