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    Christmas Cheer From Auto Donk....

    after Kracken slammed me for pointing out -- during what should be a joyous Holiday Season -- that tyga should be in jail in light of the undisputed evidence that he statutorily raped young whore kylie jenner, I thought, you know, this kracken fellow seems pretty even keel and on point, so I'd better heed his advice and stick with Spirit of the Season.....

    so, without further ado, I offer to the SBR family this sure to become a classic xmas time poem, to be read by parents and grandparents to their children/grandchildren for centuries to come when the Holidays come to callin':

    (ps, as i only had a few minutes to pen part one of this yuletide masterpiece, more will follow as the twelve or so days of xmas unfold. Enjoy!!!)

    "Kardashiho's Night Before Xmas"

    Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
    Only bbc loving kardashians were starting to grouse,
    Complaining that Bruce stole their stockings that they’d hung with care,
    and that Santa was white and without short black, curly pubic hair.


    All their half-breed children were nestled all snug in their beds,
    While visions of Kim's huge ass filled their demented heads
    And mamma Kris with her young thug, and he in his ball cap,
    He’d just forced her to go down, and she’d hurled in his lap.


    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
    Koonye sprang from Kim’s bed to see what was the matter,
    Away to the window Koonye flew like a flash,
    To see a ton of pissed customers, who’d been ripped off by Dash..


    The jizz on their fake breasts wasn’t white like new-fallen snow,
    but rather was disgusting, and more dinjy yellow;
    When, what to Koonye’s wandering eyes should appear,
    a carload of trannies and bruicyboi the queer.


    With a gangly old driver, so lively and quick,
    Koonye knew it was coked-up bruce, lookin’ for more dick,
    More rapid than eagles his golddigging shemales they came,
    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

    to be contd.
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    bump for christmas time.....

    spike some eggnog and pull up a chair.....

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    there was a reason no one responded the first time you posted it


    we aren't so kind now

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    but you did respond....

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    the response said without saying

    your weird post sucked

    the 2 year bump as hilariously desperate though

    thanks!! for the laughs, Merry Christmas!

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    Ha good stuff for Christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    the response said without saying

    your weird post sucked

    the 2 year bump as hilariously desperate though

    thanks!! for the laughs, Merry Christmas!

    like lakerboy's subforum, it's now officially an sbr tradition.....

    i'll bump it every year 13 days before Christmas

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    shit....

    just got a letter from some lawyer representing this man, threatening defamation for calling him "coked-up and lookin' for dik":






    quick one paragraph letter back:


    "fuk you and your tranny client, counselor, as the truth is always and iron-clad defense; go fuk yourselves."

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    bump, as it's time, once again, for this Yuletide classic.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    there was a reason no one responded the first time you posted it


    we aren't so kind now
    Never saw this before, was this when your wife was forcing you to watch the kokdashians? PS how did you not release Chi's above post was a cry for help and anger that you had never given him a I love Donk T-shirt for the holidays?

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    xmas eve bump for a TRUE SBR TRADITION.....

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    Free Karken

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    Where is kraken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    shit....
    "fuk you and your tranny client, counselor, as the truth is always and iron-clad defense; go fuk yourselves."
    saying

    never saw this thread before, started slow but now really taking-off


    Merry Christmas Counselor

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    Ah yes, it is time....

    time to bump this SBR Christmas Classic, brought to you by Auto Donk Entertainment, LLP, "Kardashiho's Night Before Xmas"

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    not bad Donk...kind of reminiscent of the old fable....


    twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
    everyone felt shitty, even the mouse!

    with Grandma at the whorehouse, and dad smoking grass,
    I just settled down for a nice piece of ass!

    When out on the lawn I heard a big clatter,
    Jumped off my piece to see what was the matter!

    Sure enough, I saw a big dick,
    I knew right away it was that bastard ST. Nick!

    As fast I could I ran to the door,
    Tripped over my co*ck and fell to the Floor!

    He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
    I knew right away that fat fukker fell!

    He filled the stockings with joints and beer,
    and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer!

    He went up through this house with a tremendous fart,
    the son-of-a-bitch blew the chimney apart!

    He swore and cursed as he rode out of sight,
    piss on you all, it was one hell of a night!
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