~ Capy's 2019 Book-Destroyer Football Thread ~

[Capybara]

Get ready...

[veriableodds]

picks please!!

[BeatTheJerk]

OMG I just CAME in my pants

[Capybara]

picks please!!

Patience, my son, the picks will come. They'll be of many varieties and will include both NCAA and NFL. Everything I post will include my juice and units, and everything will be tracked. Let's do this.

[Fingernail]

Good Luck, Cappy!

[BeatTheJerk]

Patience, my son, the picks will come. They'll be of many varieties and will include both NCAA and NFL. Everything I post will include my juice and units, and everything will be tracked. Let's do this.

You will succeed.

[2daBank]

Good to see ya buddy. Hope you crush it this season!!!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Punta Cana, bitches!

[Capybara]

All right, let's get the first play down:

Wisky -10.5, -110 (1x)

Many, many, many more to come. Let's get it.

[Capybara]

Actually, gonna add a play for RIGHT NOW:

Gophers -14.5, -110 (1x)

[Capybara]

Guess I understimated those Jackrabbits a bit, they were plucky. Thought Minnesota would control the trenches a lot better.

Also annoyed because I missed the cut-off on Tulane, of course an easy winner, typical Capy. A very inauspicious beginning for the thread! Ah well.

0-1, -1.10x.

So pending for today:

Wisconsin -10.5, -110 (1x)

May add one or two more for today, but ehh, don't love the card. Will try to decide on the rest of my Week 1 action though since will have a busy weekend.

Good luck to all this weekend!

[JAKEPEAVY21]

[Capybara]

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[JAKEPEAVY21]

gl this season Capy!!

Not a great start for me either, I need to stop betting on PAC 12 teams

[Capybara]

Adding Purdue -10.5, -110 (1x)

I don’t know what’s up with me and Big Ten teams, I swear it’s not a thing. But for tonight anyway, go Badgers and Boilers!

[Capybara]

Does anyone have a clue why the Rutgers line has gone totally bonkers? We’re talking about Rutgers. Did the UMass plane crash? Something is going on and it’s tempting me.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Does anyone have a clue why the Rutgers line has gone totally bonkers? We’re talking about Rutgers. Did the UMass plane crash? Something is going on and it’s tempting me.

UMass is VERY young and inexperienced.

[Capybara]

Thread record: 1-2, -1.20x.

Early plays, unit each, standard juice:

S. Alabama/Nebraska under 66

Akron/Illinois under 61

[Capybara]

The remainder of my card, all one unit, standard juice except where otherwise indicated... a little much perhaps, but football is back!

South Carolina -11

S. Car/N. Car under 63.5

Duke +33.5

MTSU +35

Pitt +3, -120
Pitt ML, +120

Oregon/Auburn under 56

La Tech +20.5

Good luck to everyone in your action today!!

[Capybara]

Running in place so far, but I'll live with that in the early going...

Thread record: 6-6, -0.60x.

Hoping for a better opening weekend with the NFL.

[Capybara]

Hey Mods, can my thread be cross-posted to both the NFL and College Football subforums? Thanks!

[Capybara]

Can't decide on which of these I prefer, so playing both!

Louisville +19.5

ND/Louisville under 55

Let's go!

[Capybara]

Can't decide on which of these I prefer, so playing both!

Louisville +19.5

ND/Louisville under 55

Let's go!

Cash ‘em, baby, 2-0.

[Capybara]

Thread record: 8-6, +1.40x.

For tonight:

Packers/Bears 1h under 23, EV (1x)

There should be plenty of rust on both these offenses, not to mention Rodgers’ being brand new.

[Capybara]

Easy casher.

Thread record: 9-6, +2.40x.

[Capybara]

Starting today with Rutgers +18, -110 (1x)...

[Capybara]

One more early game, a total:

ODU/Va Tech over 57.5, -110 (1x)

[Capybara]

No go with the early games.

Western Michigan +15, -110 (1x)

[Capybara]

Throwing out awful picks today, fukk. Trying one more:

USC -3, -120 (1x)

[Capybara]

Thread record: 10-9, +0.10x.

Let's get some in for NFL Sunday #1! ...

Panthers +1.5, -110 (1x)

Lions -2.5, -120 (1.5x)

[Hman]

GL today

[Capybara]

And one player prop for fun:

K. Drake over 37.5 rushing yards, -110 (1x)

[Capybara]

And, first TD of the year: Patty Mahomes. Ho hum, another long TD for the kid phenom. Think I may enjoy having him as my fantasy QB this year!

[Capybara]

Triple play for the evening action:

Steelers/Pats under 49, -110

Juju under 6.5 receptions, +100

Juju under 85.5 receiving yards, -135

[Capybara]

Triple play for the evening action:

Steelers/Pats under 49, -110

Juju under 6.5 receptions, +100

Juju under 85.5 receiving yards, -135

Perfect night!

Too bad the day was ass. Stupid Lions with the usual choke job.

Thread record: 13-12, -0.30x.

I'll have something for tomorrow night, I'm sure.