Thinking about chopping up my BitPay card as it’s my main funding method and withdrawing from Nitro. It’s time to give it up boys!
Best way to quit sports betting?
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TonyPhizzleSBR Sharp
- 08-30-17
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#1Best way to quit sports betting?Tags: None -
pablo222SBR Hall of Famer
- 01-03-19
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#2Join a monastery.Comment -
juicernameSBR Hall of Famer
- 10-14-15
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#3Best way to quit is to not place any wagers. Beat of luck.Comment -
godukeSBR Posting Legend
- 02-17-10
- 11580
#5best way for you to do it is to stop watching all sports. If you've bet long enough, sports are not fun anymore without money on it.Comment -
Louisvillekid1SBR Aristocracy
- 10-17-07
- 52143
#6Find another addiction
Hookers and cocaine cheaperComment -
BostongamblerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-01-08
- 35581
#7Fade Thermaflu and you will be on your road to riches.Comment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
- 83686
#8Go broke, lose job, get in debt then become homeless...
GA next move at that point.. Work the 10 step program then earn sober chips..Comment -
Big BearSBR Aristocracy
- 11-01-11
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KVBSBR Aristocracy
- 05-29-14
- 74817
#11Become a bookie.
That's the best way to quit betting that I could think of.Comment -
pilebuck13SBR Posting Legend
- 05-15-15
- 17918
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KVBSBR Aristocracy
- 05-29-14
- 74817
#14Well, then, become a licensed bookie or go work for one.
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shocka1212SBR Posting Legend
- 10-06-12
- 16788
#15start making more money at work... you won't want to lose thatComment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
- 83686
#16Really wanna fix the bad habits gents that you can't control then put on some head phones and turn up the volume and REALLY listen to these two videos below carefully.. In order one after the other!!!!
Trust in the good man up stairs my friends. It's real and he's there. Give it up because you can't do it on your own. He will fix stuff.
Oh and these vids below are both in black and white. Who cares as the message is there and the color of your skin doesn't matter! God didn't make any mistakes in making people at birth.
I'm a Godly man down deep. I keep it light on this forum and try to fit in. I got my vices too.. I'm no saint on this planet myself but I know stuff, I've seen and felt stuff that would blow your hair back. I'm not lying either..
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bonzaiiSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-07-17
- 5000
#18Become an air bettor. First you got to trick your mind though. In order to do that you got to find a gypsy fortune teller lady and have her seduce you and put you into a trance like state. Make sure she has black hair and green eyes though otherwise it wont work. The other ones are just imposters trying to scam gullible men.
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TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-14-07
- 28672
#19lol if you are an air bettor... definitely have a problem with gambling. Not only that... might need to see a psychiatrist too.... means you're delusional lolComment -
bonzaiiSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-07-17
- 5000
#20The possibilities are endless Money. Your untouchable as an air bettor. You have an unlimited bankroll, you can fly around like Superman and appear everywhere, and you can talk as much smack as you want because in the end nothing matters. Doesn't matter if your wager loses or win you still win. Your a winner from the start and your a winner in the end. Delusional is such a touchy and outdated word. Best to use the word imaginative. As an air bettor, if you imagine your a winner, than your a winner and thats all that matters.Comment -
bonzaiiSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-07-17
- 5000
#21Or you can listen to that song 10,000 times on repeat but thats hasn't been approved by the APE or an exact science. Better to just shell out the $1200 with the fortune lady and get you fixed.
True story, if you listen to that song 10 times, in a row your head will feel like its spinning around. Only 9990 more times to go...Comment -
The ShooterSBR MVP
- 10-24-16
- 2034
#22Simple Solution
Simply slide over to the most entertaining thread on the forum and out your chips in play with Uncle Shooter. Simply follow every play, and get yourself paid. Sometimes instead of believing that you have what it takes to turn a profit, just put your money and your trust in a capper that is always in the green. You can call me the Green Machine. Tail my plays for 2 weeks, and do not make one other wager, and I guarantee that your next thread will be called “Omg Life’s Amazing” .... Before you chop off your Bitpay card and your wiener, give yourself a chance to succeed in this profitable business. It’s a simple solution to your problem.Comment -
sourtwistSBR Hall of Famer
- 11-10-12
- 9364
#23Blackjack and cocaineComment -
sourtwistSBR Hall of Famer
- 11-10-12
- 9364
#24Simply slide over to the most entertaining thread on the forum and out your chips in play with Uncle Shooter. Simply follow every play, and get yourself paid. Sometimes instead of believing that you have what it takes to turn a profit, just put your money and your trust in a capper that is always in the green. You can call me the Green Machine. Tail my plays for 2 weeks, and do not make one other wager, and I guarantee that your next thread will be called “Omg Life’s Amazing” .... Before you chop off your Bitpay card and your wiener, give yourself a chance to succeed in this profitable business. It’s a simple solution to your problem.Comment -
The ShooterSBR MVP
- 10-24-16
- 2034
#26If your talking to me baby hulk, your going to have to stand on a stoke so I can hear ya. Sourdick, sure sounds like someone that has a bowl of corn flakes with some yellow steamy puss covering it. And your the type of little fella to lift the bowl and slurp it down dry. Ya goofy little dwarf. Grown man with a cartoon avatar shouldn’t be the one pointing fingers when his thumbs the size of a peanut. Get a handle on it ya little bowl of mashed potatoes covered in white love juice. Eat up buttercupComment -
The ShooterSBR MVP
- 10-24-16
- 2034
#27Doesn’t matter where The Great One travels, could be anywhere in the world, anytime of the day and there’s the king of the Asian Bukkake just sitting propped up in his knees begging for a hot one from The Shooter. You got buried 3 months ago...Your dead on The Great Ones thread, but I’ll still give your goofy ass a little backhand cuff over here. Sore jaw, salty covered face and sore fingers from rolling up his life savings. I tried to find one of your threads to chime in on but didn’t have the patience to rip back to page 498. Get some rest there Sticky lips, tomorrow’s gunna be a hot oneComment -
The ShooterSBR MVP
- 10-24-16
- 2034
#28Really wanna fix the bad habits gents that you can't control then put on some head phones and turn up the volume and REALLY listen to these two videos below carefully.. In order one after the other!!!!
Trust in the good man up stairs my friends. It's real and he's there. Give it up because you can't do it on your own. He will fix stuff.
Oh and these vids below are both in black and white. Who cares as the message is there and the color of your skin doesn't matter! God didn't make any mistakes in making people at birth.
I'm a Godly man down deep. I keep it light on this forum and try to fit in. I got my vices too.. I'm no saint on this planet myself but I know stuff, I've seen and felt stuff that would blow your hair back. I'm not lying either..
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TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-14-07
- 28672
#29Doesn’t matter where The Great One travels, could be anywhere in the world, anytime of the day and there’s the king of the Asian Bukkake just sitting propped up in his knees begging for a hot one from The Shooter. You got buried 3 months ago...Your dead on The Great Ones thread, but I’ll still give your goofy ass a little backhand cuff over here. Sore jaw, salty covered face and sore fingers from rolling up his life savings. I tried to find one of your threads to chime in on but didn’t have the patience to rip back to page 498. Get some rest there Sticky lips, tomorrow’s gunna be a hot oneComment -
The ShooterSBR MVP
- 10-24-16
- 2034
#30The only one in here into the air, is your little quiffff bum farts pushing out the air and spunk out of your backend ya goofy bastard. Lives on others threads because know body wants to read his. Biggest goof on SBR. The laughing stock with the baby c o c k. How much do you regret posting a video of you rolling up pennies? From that moment on you stamped LOSER on your forehead. Well, you needed a couple hot towels to wipe the loads off your head so the ink would stay. However, stamped LOSER on your jizzhead. Go to bed ya old clown.Comment -
thechaozSBR Posting Legend
- 10-23-09
- 12154
#34You're on the wrong website budComment -
stevek173BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 03-29-08
- 27598
#35Just pretend you're Bostongambler
Don't actually bet anything, just talk about people who do - and thus earn the name "Captain Airbettor" just like him.
When you're not actually betting anything, only pretending to, the amounts don't matter, just like in this post -
and your motivation for doing it could be because your face looks like a cross between Pinocchio
and some bird that looks like it just flew through a nuclear disaster
And when you do post about bets you never actually make you can go 0-3 with a run line of 2 for your teams and 14 for the opposition just like "him"
You can become such a famous airbettor that you actually become the poster "boy" for it (more like poster bitch).
That can keep you busy - if you're a total idiot, like "he" is.Comment
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