I call you out boobywaves

**Auto Donk** · 06-27-18, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I love acronyms and use them all the time and also use secret messages in some of my posts to different posters To give instructions

I'm sure you do, Mr. self-proclaimed "DPA"....

Which actually is you trying to give yourself more credit than you are due, claiming your junk to have a "downward pointing angle".....

you actually have a "NAP" schshort.... "NO ANGLE POINTING" penis, as it is clear (see my avatar) that your junk is but a little round ball.....which doesn't point in any direction, or at any alleged angle; it's just a tiny sphere.....

I looked up "NAP" in webster's dictionary, and after defining it as a micropenis like sphere that does not point in any angle, it had this exhibit:

**jjgold** · 06-27-18, 09:46 AM

**Auto Donk** · 06-27-18, 09:47 AM

ps..... that photo would make a helluva Christmas card for you to send out to family, friends, and mob associates.....

"Have a Merry Christmas and a NAP-py New Year!!!!"

**jjgold** · 06-27-18, 10:50 AM

Jews do not celebrate

We are serious

**Jayvegas420** · 06-27-18, 12:52 PM

What's this now, about a Bobbywaves funeral expenses gofund me account? I'm semi interested.

**bobbywaves** · 06-27-18, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I strongly suggest everyone listen to Coach's voice message & learn from it.

**sourtwist** · 06-27-18, 03:59 PM

I strongly urge you to understand that jj is just penetrating with you

I am starting to feel bad for you again

Nobody can be as stupid as you

**bobbywaves** · 06-27-18, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by LVHerbie

I won't post again here till I hear back from them

**bobbywaves** · 06-27-18, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by sourtwist

I strongly urge you to understand that jj is just penetrating with you

I am starting to feel bad for you again

Nobody can be as stupid as you

JJ only speaks the truth, he has inside access to all poker stats. Coach can easily see I have the most poker cashes over the last 4 years & unlike you, he constantly sees Waves on poker leaderboards.

**sourtwist** · 06-27-18, 04:11 PM

Im sitting at a 2/4 and a 5/10

Let's see the pro in action

If you have the balls to sit, make sure you buy in full

You have a chance to put this to rest

**sourtwist** · 06-27-18, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

JJ only speaks the truth, he has inside access to all poker stats. Coach can easily see I have the most poker cashes over the last 4 years & unlike you, he constantly sees Waves on poker leaderboards.

Lol

You need help man

My goals here or anywhere else have nothing to do with free poker leaderboards

Any chance you wear a helmet?

**bobbywaves** · 06-27-18, 04:27 PM

Still waiting for you to post your SBR book figure, so we can start our handicap wager.

Unlike you, Waves has nothing to hide. I posted my SBR book screenshot earlier in this thread.

**sourtwist** · 06-27-18, 04:31 PM

What does my sbr book have to do with starting a HU poker or capping challenge

I don't even know why I'm entertaining your idiocy

One day you're gonna pay for being such a scumbag

In the meantime, I'm still waiting to see you at the tables

**cincinnatikid513** · 06-27-18, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

JJ only speaks the truth, he has inside access to all poker stats. Coach can easily see I have the most poker cashes over the last 4 years & unlike you, he constantly sees Waves on poker leaderboards.

if your such a good poker player and betting sports , why aren't you taking your talents to the world poker tour wsop why are you spending so much time playing for peanuts

**sourtwist** · 06-27-18, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

if your such a good poker player and betting sports , why aren't you taking your talents to the world poker tour wsop why are you spending so much time playing for peanuts

He won't even take his poker prowess to play a shitty player like myself for betpoints

You think he actually has the money to play a real poker game?

He is a drain on the forum, and takes whatever he can get for free without any risk

**bobbywaves** · 06-27-18, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by sourtwist

What does my sbr book have to do with starting a HU poker or capping challenge

It was already explained to you. Your SBR book screenshot will prove you don't already have 42k in winnings. Now stop ducking the wager you accepted in advance & post your screenshot.

One day you're gonna pay for being such a scumbag

In fairness, I showed up to 2015 Bash & attended all events waiting for "pay back." I was readily available for any chumps similar to you, who had a beef with Waves. But the only people who confronted me shook my hand & introduced themselves.

In the meantime, I'm still waiting to see you at the tables

I play cash games on the weekends. I suggest you look for me at the tables & sit down, so I can felt you like last time.

**sourtwist** · 06-27-18, 05:11 PM

I'm not like the others

Look for you at the .50/1 omaha tables while you are rolling over your poker point crumbs that took you 6 hours of the week to win? No thanks.

You dodged me, but can't forever

Bye Felicia

**bobbywaves** · 06-27-18, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

if your such a good poker player and betting sports , why aren't you taking your talents to the world poker tour wsop why are you spending so much time playing for peanuts

Currently, playing poker & betting sports online has just been a retirement hobby for me.

Since I've been successful at both, I may take it more seriously in the future.

**LVHerbie** · 06-27-18, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Jesus Bobby things are still getting sorted out so patience young grasshopper (which is why, like sharps often do, I changed my mind and realized it was best to give you as many frequent updates as possible)...

Waves I heard back from SBR but, not having your excessive free-time created by your free wheeling Opie-like retiree lifestyle, I got other stuff to do and will type a more thorough response when I'm finished for the day.

Anyhow, as you proved in Punta Cana, the orgasmic explosions when paid for with freeroll winnings usually aren't that big but, when one is willing to throw around their hoardings of betpoints, something interested (like everyone getting to watch you make out publicly with your rent-by-the-day chica bonita...) usually happens. So Waves please try and hold back the horses (again probably not your strong suit...) as much as possible pal...

**LVHerbie** · 06-27-18, 06:31 PM

Waves I'm concerned that you may have trouble coming (insert cheap foreign hooker joke here) up with five dollars in the real world if we need to play a SnG off-site so I squeezed in some quick (insert cheap foreign hooker pun here) google research about ways you could grow (insert cheap foreign hooker pun here) the non-betpoints bankroll since you are stuck in Trenton and everything...

yelp.com

https://www.yelp.com/search?cflt=blooddonation&find_loc=trenton%2C+NJ

I'm not sure which of these donation centers is both within the likely break-down distance of the hubcapless '82 Taurus and you haven't already pounded away at (insert cheap foreign hooker pun here) multiple times this week so I figured it was best to just give you a link to the full list...

**cincinnatikid513** · 06-27-18, 06:34 PM

cmon sbr sponser a waves auto donk wsop tag team entry

2018 WORLD SERIES OF POKEREVENT #55: $1,000 TAG TEAM NO-LIMIT HOLD’EM(2-4 PLAYER TEAMS) (10,000 STARTING CHIPS)WEDNESDAY – JUNE 27, 2018 AT 11 AM (3 DAY EVENT)

**jjgold** · 06-27-18, 06:41 PM

If I had 50,000 I would stake Bobby in Many events in Vegas

**bobbywaves** · 06-27-18, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by LVHerbie

Jesus Bobby things are still getting sorted out so patience young grasshopper (which is why, like sharps often do, I changed my mind and realized it was best to give you as many frequent updates as possible)...

Waves I heard back from SBR but, not having your excessive free-time created by your free wheeling Opie-like retiree lifestyle, I got other stuff to do and will type a more thorough response when I'm finished for the day.

Anyhow, as you proved in Punta Cana, the orgasmic explosions when paid for with freeroll winnings usually aren't that big but, when one is willing to throw around their hoardings of betpoints, something interested (like everyone getting to watch you make out publicly with your rent-by-the-day chica bonita...) usually happens. So Waves please try and hold back the horses (again probably not your strong suit...) as much as possible pal...

Until I see you with a 10k balance broke dikk, & until I see sit n go's, you're talking shit in a pathetic attempt to save face.

**bobbywaves** · 06-27-18, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

cmon sbr sponser a waves auto donk wsop tag team entry

2018 WORLD SERIES OF POKEREVENT #55: $1,000 TAG TEAM NO-LIMIT HOLD’EM(2-4 PLAYER TEAMS) (10,000 STARTING CHIPS)WEDNESDAY – JUNE 27, 2018 AT 11 AM (3 DAY EVENT)

It would be in SBR's best interest to give me a better partner than that jackass.

**bobbywaves** · 06-27-18, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

If I had 50,000 I would stake Bobby in Many events in Vegas

**LVHerbie** · 06-27-18, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

cmon sbr sponser a waves auto donk wsop tag team entry

2018 WORLD SERIES OF POKEREVENT #55: $1,000 TAG TEAM NO-LIMIT HOLD’EM(2-4 PLAYER TEAMS) (10,000 STARTING CHIPS)WEDNESDAY – JUNE 27, 2018 AT 11 AM (3 DAY EVENT)

Unless it is a freeroll Waves really isn't interested in playing much poker - how many minutes of play would Waves have to put in to meet qualifications for the event?

Clearly Donk has the longevity for the long grind of something like this but is it really fair for him put in all the hard work and have Waves cream away their entry within a couple hands?

**LVHerbie** · 06-27-18, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by sourtwist

Im sitting at a 2/4 and a 5/10

Let's see the pro in action

If you have the balls to sit, make sure you buy in full

You have a chance to put this to rest

Waves you really should take Twisty up on this offer. I don't want to turn your amazing thread in seminar but you realize why every poker site in existence offers play money and freerolls right?

Alot of "weaker" (to be nice...) players will clean up in them and think they are the next Daniel Negreanu without realizing poker isn't poker unless something is at risk...

Anyhow if you want to improve (or just prove you skills...) you got to play for REAL MONEY even if the bottom of the barrel scrapping retirement only allows you to grind 1 cent / 2 cent games...

**bobbywaves** · 06-27-18, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by LVHerbie

Waves you really should take Twisty up on this offer. I don't want to turn your amazing thread in seminar but you realize why every poker site in existence offers play money and freerolls right?

Alot of "weaker" (to be nice...) players will clean up in them and think they are the next Daniel Negreanu without realizing poker isn't poker unless something is at risk...

Anyhow if you want to improve (or just prove you skills...) you got to play for REAL MONEY even if the bottom of the barrel scrapping retirement only allows you to grind 1 cent / 2 cent games...

I turned a measly $20 deposit on PokerStars NJ into 1k+, this was well documented in a prior thread via screenshot.

My poker skills can't be questioned, considering my results online & here at SBR.

You on the the other hand are unproven, you haven't played one hand of poker here. Yet you talk shit.

**cincinnatikid513** · 06-27-18, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

I turned a measly $20 deposit on PokerStars NJ into 1k+, this was well documented in a prior thread via screenshot.

My poker skills can't be questioned, considering my results online & here at SBR.

You on the the other hand are unproven, you haven't played one hand of poker here. Yet you talk shit.

**jjgold** · 06-27-18, 08:00 PM

I love when Bobby owns everybody here he actually does it quite often

**cincinnatikid513** · 06-27-18, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I love when Bobby owns everybody here he actually does it quite often

nobody stirs the pot like jj gold,

**sourtwist** · 06-27-18, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

nobody stirs the pot like jj gold,

At least we can recognize what jj is doing

Waves thinks jj is his spokesperson

That's how stupid waves is

**LVHerbie** · 06-27-18, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

I turned a measly $20 deposit on PokerStars NJ into 1k+, this was well documented in a prior thread via screenshot.

My poker skills can't be questioned, considering my results online & here at SBR.

You on the the other hand are unproven, you haven't played one hand of poker here. Yet you talk shit.

Waves as I outlined multiply times for you: as long as you can come with $5 (USD not betpoints...) the challenge is guaranteed to happen... And I'm hoping, since I'm putting in all the effort of organizing and willing to play for charity, that you aren't really as slimy as your rep and don't try and weasel your way out.

Bottom line: I realize that planning your life around freerolls creates your extravagant retirement but I don't have the time or stamina for the full-time points whoring gig with an already full schedule.

If somewhere in the multi-verse (where your Opie like belief that since you just took a shit it must be golden is reality...) congrats on your brag-worthy lifestyle...

**bobbywaves** · 06-27-18, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I love when Bobby owns everybody here he actually does it quite often

Yeah, it's fun burying these idiots....Here's a screenshot from tonight's 8pm ET tourney, to further demonstrate Coach's solid point:

**bobbywaves** · 06-27-18, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by LVHerbie

Waves as I outlined multiply times for you: as long as you can come with $5 (USD not betpoints...) the challenge is guaranteed to happen... And I'm hoping, since I'm putting in all the effort of organizing and willing to play for charity, that you aren't really as slimy as your rep and don't try and weasel your way out.

Bottom line: I realize that planning your life around freerolls creates your extravagant retirement but I don't have the time or stamina for the full-time points whoring gig with an already full schedule.

If somewhere in the multi-verse (where your Opie like belief that since you just took a shit it must be golden is reality...) congrats on your brag-worthy lifestyle...

Must suck for you, working multiple glory holes to make ends meat. Pun intended.

Perhaps when you make enough $ & retire like Waves, you'll get your priorities str8 & find the time.

Get back to me when you have 10k broke dikk & sit n go's are set up.