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Waves when leading forum gloaters like you and Opie go into hiding it is disconcerting so I'm hopeful your ignoring of my posts why continuing your infamous interaction with your other "fans" isn't a warning sign. But (with your keen sharp minded awareness) even with your non-response I'm sure you took in that baby-step #2 has been completed.
Sharp Gamblers Seminar Sidenote for Waves: I noticed something strange about screen shot of your 42k lifetime win. While it is quite impressive your retirement allows you have the free-time to continue the daily points grind year after year after year I noted it was strange you were so low on free-play. Kindof surprising since, as all self-proclaimed sharps like you and I know, if you going to lock in 75% profit guaranteed by parlaying it out you should hoard the freeplay till baseball season since using -105 lines increases your ROI even further. Obviously (as you are also surely aware...) it possible to get even higher than that (say 90%?) if one has excessive amounts of free time you have to do the hunting out for better opportunities. The problem with that method is it doesn't produced the guaranteed profit Waves require to "gamble," so truly befuddling why you didn't also have a similar stash of freeplay...
Anyhow, since I'm no longer sure how strong your math skills are, (given the above and you being stuck on the never ending freeroll hamster wheel...) since step #2 was completed that puts us at step #3. You should be expecting me to have acquired the requisite 10k worth of points in the next couple days.
Obviously your sudden lack of participation has me concerned that the Inaugural Herbie/Waves Charity Heads-up Poker Challenge might not actually occur and, without the contentious burping assistance you "require," that the sippy cup still might get overturned at step #6 (you coming up with an expendable $5)...
I understand you could be just scared or whatever.... Waves I know the blow up doll doesn't object but please pretend otherwise and (like you somehow managed at the one bash you attended with the impoverished Latina who graciously accepted your "lifestyle choices" in exchange for your generous donation of DR pesos...) at least try and change out of your soiled fetish Adult Depends into a fresh pair... While I'm sure BigDay's charity will be happy with my 10k points donation I would really like to get a shot at giving them a couple of stacks of high society worth of points...
Since I'm obviously willing to wad through an near AutoDonk level of perversion (since it seems that is the type of hand-holding you require...) if you not having a $5 REAL MONEY bankroll online is the only hold-up just man up, admit that is the case, and that issue can be addressed as well.
I (warning: necessary Opie style humblebrag...) have been liquidating my holding of bitcoin out of ATMs the last couple of days but quite confident even with the cashout I still have enough bitcoin lying around to GIFT YOU (knowing how you love the freebies...) the micro-deposit that will be required for me to get the full BWE...
Anyhow pal I'm still patiently waiting on that second confirmation...Comment -
Yisman I'm not sure if you are aware or not but Waves and I are getting ready to play heads up sit and go for 10k in points with any winnings I get going to Cure Angelman. In normal circumstances I would just post up the 10k with my opponent but, due to Waves' slimy reputation, I'm afraid that if he lost the the temptation of running away and getting the $800 pimp rims he has always dreamed about for the '82 #hubcapless Taurus might prove too great...
Thus, as we are nearing the point where we are going to need someone trustworthy to hold the bet, and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind the honors. Thanks in advance pal.
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Guys stay up day and night to fight Bobby
Why are guys obsessed with him???Comment -
Coach when was the last you made it the Vegas? Shit is so good here currently I could fill 40 hours a day gambling thus little time for boring shit like sleep...
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Coach, in all seriousness, sex tourist are among the lowest of the low. For example in Amsterdam there is a reason that nearly of all the women working in the red light district aren't Dutch....
At the bash in Costa Rica I went to Del Ray. I quickly walked through that place and (after being pulled at like 5 times) and I went back to shuttle and gave "Drunk History" like English lessons to the driver. Yes I was wasted, and probably would have had Waves' problem of not being able to get it up, but me thinking I was going to bull-shit around on a $5 dollar bj table there was an impossibility.
I've been in like 15 countries (need to work on the that stat...) in like the last 4-5 years and scene is always the same with Waves +10 years walking around with a girl barely out of high school. I spent a month in Bangkok and they have fukking websites Waves could post his famous TTWarrior style
photo on and find a "girlfriend" in a couple hours. Of course she would be from the rural (poor) parts of the country with neither speaking much of the other's language....
I think prostitution should be legalized and if you stay at Wynn and pick up a moonlighting college girl I'm cool with that. Go play Russian roulette with a crack head behind the Poker Palace and I would still probably just look the other way. When you have to pay for it in a place like Punta Cana it becomes kindof scummy...
Anyhow, I smoked my pre-bed bowl and going to go take a nap before grinding again tomorrow. I know Waves logs in like free-roll clock work at midnight to get his 12 points quickly into the casino ("Where dreams come true...") so will return after that to see where him and I stand...Comment -
jj has been trolling booby all thread
Booby has no idea
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Hard to read Herbie the Love Bug’s long winded essays, since he constantly goes off on tangents that don’t make any sense.
Can someone give me the cliff notes? Thanks in advance.Comment -
Yes. Herbie, I can.[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
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[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]Comment -
Lol
That had to be a joke
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$ never an issue, as my sports book account clearly indicates.
The desire to meet a bunch of pricks, outweighs the desire to meet the few cool dudes.
With that said, I’ll probably go to another Bash before I kick the bucket. If the location/perks is to my liking.
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Yep nothing screams baller like proudly walking around for two days, while staying in a $300 a night resort you didn't pay for, after putting SBR's +1 wristband on the cheapest local working girl you can find on the island...
Since the word count running over your number of fingers (nine when servicing Susie the blowup doll?) creates such a struggle (same reason Coach got the regifted unread poker book?) and my attempts at provided costless (your preference) +EV gambling advice is clearly being wasted I'm going to try really, really hard (just two "really's" instead of the usual three...) to cut tonight's necessary diatribe down (by minimizing the extraneous comments between the parentheses) to just the baby food mouth fulls you pretend Susie would spoon fed you ("Waves, here come's the airplane!" style) if she wasn't, well, made of cheap plastic...
Anyhow great news Waves in my continuing research I found out WSOP heads-up SnG go all the way down to 25 cents! With four (1, 2, 3, 4 on those math challenged fingers...) online bracelet events this year and a $15 million online poker series running concurrently I realize, like all grinders, there is a chance you been "just running bad" for the nth time again and already busted out the account back to to the more typical zero amount... But, since there is nothing at the penny level that could possible interest you there, surely there is at least a little spare change from your soda can collecting still floating around in your account?
So just post a bitcoin address and screen shot like the one below showing your current 19 cent balance and I'll happily send the necessary micro penis-sized transfer of digital currency (the size of Susie's so you don't gag with a pacifier already in your mouth...) over to keep the Waves Freeroll Shit Show on track.
Sorry about creating so much work that comes unnaturally due to your leisurely existence but just imagine it similar to the effort required for the '82 clunker to make the four hour scenic drive (with frequent stops to add tap water to prevent overheating, replacing the falling off patches on the #hubcapless tires, etc) from Philly's neighboring east ghetto to Atlantic City for nickel slot grind and the $20 Tropicana poker tournament splurge your luxurious retiree lifestyle affords you and Susie to take once a year...
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Waves I'm busy with the usual gambling shit this weekend and want to try and squeeze in at least one bullet into the $888 Crazy Eights WSOP event. I know there aren't SBR freerolls this weekend so, since all poker players of your caliber love to multi-table, why don't we try and set up everything for early next week at the same time you play the freeroll here?
Unlike you I don't have the schedule down pat so, since you never miss a day, just let me know the usual time you play and I will pick the date.
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Waves check in pal. Waves you know your freeroll clock-like precision participation is what keeps threads like this on track...
Anyhow Waves the news just keeps better and better - since normally our hangouts don't overlap I missed it before but turns out WSOP offers PLAY MONEY heads up SnGs so a bitcoin donation from me to you to get your balance up to 25 cents is no longer required! Knowing all the work I've put into this really strange you didn't voluntarily give up this information...
Waves since all the details have finalized for our challenge YOU ALREADY ACCEPTED, my continuing participation should be nearly finished here as well and this post is going to be among my shortest ever...
Waves If I haven't heard back from you by midnight Pacific (Las Vegas time since you struggle with shit like this...) on Monday, knowing you will 100% have seen this when the SBR's daily freerolls start back up, I'm (disappointingly...) going give up on you, end your burial, and just donate my entry to BigDay's charity.Comment -
is herbie a drug dealer now or whatComment -
You think dude goes to bar to pick up trim and tells the ladies “i have x amount of bet points, im kinda a big deal on the free poker circuit!”. Over/under on how fast she walks away after discovering betpoints can’t buy her a drink??Comment -
Rudy I'm only a light user (like to smoke bowl of skunk before responding to the village idiots like Waves) and, of course, would never deal.
If you are referring my picture above when you make multiple withdraw from various ATMs to get the bitcoin cashout into fiat you end up with a drug dealer like roll.
Anyhow, short answer (for the Waves types): no I don't deal (too busy gambling everyday to expand the horizons) but, as you can see if you read my other posts, I would make a great BobbyFK style enforcer if anyone is looking...
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Banker if only it was this easy...
First you have to convert the bitpoints to fiat (lots of unnecessary to list steps involved in this but Waves has the process down pat). Then you have to come up with enough fiat (also quite difficult) to buy an airline ticket to somewhere like Punta Cana. Once you found someone to pay for your accommodations on your holiday briefly step outside the compound walls of your resort and you will find out real quick the "quality" escorts in Dominican Republic work real cheap.
As long as you can get your catch back past the guard of the resort (possible another $20 US worth of betpoints) you are set.Comment -
Jay did you notice the Waves' last participation here was FOUR days ago and he hasn't posted ANYWHERE for a couple days despite him continuing the ritual he shares with Comrade Opie of logging in daily to get back into risk-free action in SBR's casino? Really strange giving the deadline is midnight to RECONFIRM his participation in the Herbie/Waves charity poker challenge....
BTW has Waves ever considered moving to Cambodia? Like Thailand I had nice month long holiday there (as expected cheap as dirt...) a couple years back and there are some really good expat message boards that can help you find things to do there. The only problem is you also have to wade through the numerous posts from Waves' peer who similarly think it is brag post worthy that their local "girlfriends" are a third of their age.
The sharper ones (who who are well beyond Waves' abilities and net-worth...) make sure to add the disclaimer that their "fiance comes from an 'educated' family"... Maybe true since say unlike Thailand, where someone from the more developed parts of the country wouldn't touch a farang like Waves with a stick, true poverty is much more wide spread in Cambodia...
Anyhow as Waves knows I sometimes ramble after the morning wake and bake so cliffnotes for Waves: Move to Cambodia where, unlike even bottom of the barrel scraping place like Trenton, the freeroll circuit could sustain his wet-dream lifestyle (where you are required to pay for pussy) and the check-in deadline is still midnight Pacific Time tonight...Last edited by LVHerbie; 07-02-18, 09:33 AM.Comment -
More like I'm too busy with work, projects and playing poker for actual cash to come around here much outside of football season...but your deluded ass is always going to think whatever you want anyways despite stuff like facts, so go right ahead
None of this stuff is new about bobbo, but still good for a chuckle to see him get called out and trolled, nice job fellas
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Holy shit, we got LVHerbie and Triple D Bet posting in this thread,
Just like old times, good posters kicking bobbywaves right where it hurts, in his fukking vaginaComment -
Kraken while I don't think Waves has a pussy (maybe he is pre-op and that is the next splurge he is points hoarding for?) because he already had one why would he need to pay in Punta Cana to finally get a chance to play with another?
Regardless the big boy balls that popped down for all of 45 seconds have clearly rescinded back to the prepubescent state he prefers...
Anyhow, as someone who (unlike Waves) tries to do what he says he is going to do, my point donation (minus 10k in expected winnings from Waves...) has been made.Last edited by LVHerbie; 07-03-18, 02:56 AM.Comment -
Herbie you have always been a man of his word, a respectable and honourable MAN, pretty much the exact opposite of Bobbie
Glad to see you around againComment -
We may never see this goof again.
As long As tripe & Herb continue to post....
It was well worth It!
Even an indignant fool like Bobby might not return after this epic burialComment -
waves......
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