I got a sure thing tonight guys

[A Quant]

Where did Grandpa go?

He knows he made a monumental screw up, and he went into hiding. Hysterical. Come on Pappy, just admit you're wrong. It's okay.

[sourtwist]

Who cares man

5 posts in a row?

Lot of desperate people around here

[A Quant]

Who cares man

5 posts in a row?

Lot of desperate people around here

I just want to see if he has the stones to admit he was wrong, or is he going to hide and pretend he didn't post that. It proves my point, the guy doesn't know how to read a box score, and he's lecturing everyone how to wager. Priceless.

[Jayvegas420]

Cliff notes please

[A Quant]

Cliff notes please

Old Man makes 5 stupid JR Smith Prop bets. Every one loses.

Said Old Man then takes to lecturing the youngins over the dangers of sports betting.

Said Old Man refers to his 492 room mansion, his buckets of cash, and how wealthy he is.

Said Old Man goes full moron when he mocks me telling him that JR Smith took just 9 shots last night, and he proves to the board he can't read an NBA box score.

Said Old Man bails on thread when others point it out to him.

[sourtwist]

I just want to see if he has the stones to admit he was wrong, or is he going to hide and pretend he didn't post that. It proves my point, the guy doesn't know how to read a box score, and he's lecturing everyone how to wager. Priceless.

I will guarantee that if he is wrong, he will admit it.
I do get your point, but at end of day, what's the difference?

[A Quant]

I will guarantee that if he is wrong, he will admit it.
I do get your point, but at end of day, what's the difference?

Not much. I agree.

I will throttle back.

[KVB]

Cliff notes please

I think this is the one where the OP was counting on JR Smith redeeming himself, regardless of the numbers and lines.

It didn't go well and there are a few "I told you so's" chiming in. In all fairness, they did say so before the game went off.

Also, the OP says he's been there and done that but he doesn't sound like it, sounds more like a tout.

But I don't know the guy, just based on some posts I've read and he may be legit.

I hope he keeps posting.

[sourtwist]

I think this is the one where the OP was counting on JR Smith redeeming himself, regardless of the numbers and lines.

It didn't go well and there are a few "I told you so's" chiming in. In all fairness, they did say so before the game went off.

Also, the OP says he's been there and done that but he doesn't sound like it, sounds more like a tout.

But I don't know the guy, just based on some posts I've read and he may be legit.

I hope he keeps posting.

I enjoy the guy's posts. Def entertaining and more experiences in this field than most here, regardless of this thread.

[El Terrible]

Use data. It's your best friend. As I posted to you, not a single bet had a metric point on your side.

Bwa ha ha ha ha

Using your logic the White Sox would never ever have beaten the Brewers yesteday, in fact using your logic they wouldnt win one game this year since the "metrics and data" have them being the worst team in both leagues. If handicapping were that easy just go to Jeff Sagain, Roy Pom or the Predictor Machine and you'd never lose! Because they analyze more data on one game than your tiny mind could in a year...

Only newbies think like that, cause they don't know any better...Lack of real life experience

I'll tell you what, pick a baseball game tonight with that super computer in your head, and i'll do the same- Well do it every day for 10 days and lets see how it turns out?

[El Terrible]

I think this is the one where the OP was counting on JR Smith redeeming himself, regardless of the numbers and lines.

It didn't go well and there are a few "I told you so's" chiming in. In all fairness, they did say so before the game went off.

Also, the OP says he's been there and done that but he doesn't sound like it, sounds more like a tout.

But I don't know the guy, just based on some posts I've read and he may be legit.

I hope he keeps posting.

I don't need to sell picks, and I posted that I took 3 seconds handicapping this...Now watch JR go off in the next game

Its gambling- He missed shots

Oh well.... The JR bets don't define my entire life

[El Terrible]

I enjoy the guy's posts. Def entertaining and more experiences in this field than most here, regardless of this thread.

Nobody's born with a dynamic personality..I got it from a lifetime of experience... I've been married for 40 years, but my last girlfriend called me "The Renaissance man"

I dumped her because he crap smelled really bad one morning at the Rampart in Summerlin

[A Quant]

I don't need to sell picks, and I posted that I took 3 seconds handicapping this...Now watch JR go off in the next game

Its gambling- He missed shots

Oh well.... The JR bets don't define my entire life

Hey Sour, I am waiting for this guy to say he was wrong about Smith's box score.

You guaranteed me he would admit he was wrong.

Not seeing it yet, do you?

[A Quant]

Bwa ha ha ha ha

Using your logic the White Sox would never ever have beaten the Brewers yesteday, in fact using your logic they wouldnt win one game this year since the "metrics and data" have them being the worst team in both leagues. If handicapping were that easy just go to Jeff Sagain, Roy Pom or the Predictor Machine and you'd never lose! Because they analyze more data on one game than your tiny mind could in a year...

Only newbies think like that, cause they don't know any better...Lack of real life experience

I'll tell you what, pick a baseball game tonight with that super computer in your head, and i'll do the same- Well do it every day for 10 days and lets see how it turns out?

You're not getting this grandpa.

I do NOT junkie bet.

I have posted more than once that I only make my bets when I see value. And, honestly, I think the few times I put out a pick here, I have not lost. Feel free to roam through my limited posts and see if that is true.

I don't need action-- I need value. There is a difference, and you don't seem to understand what it is.

I can watch a game without having to put money down, but if I see value-- I am in.

I posted a pick today. I love Dom Thiem at the French Open. I jumped on it because I think it has great value. Feel free to rip me apart if it loses, I won't run.

[El Terrible]

Nobody's born with a dynamic personality..I got it from a lifetime of experience... I've been married for 40 years, but my last girlfriend called me "The Renaissance man"

I dumped her because he crap smelled really bad one morning at the Rampart in Summerlin

btw- The Rampart In Summerlin is the best Casino/book in Vegas for matutre people..Its all CEO's, CFO's and wealthy men and women in suits and gowns...Instead of pounding jungle beats and Ghetto puffing Gang Bangers from LA with thier caps on sideways orderning Malt liquor at the craps tables, its Scotch and water and Frank Sinatra...

"Yeah! Two sweethearts aaaaaaaand the sumer wind"

[El Terrible]

I posted a pick today. I love Dom Thiem at the French Open. I jumped on it because I think it has great value. Feel free to rip me apart if it loses, I won't run.

Oh whata f*ggot..I don't bet or watch tennis.. You gotta Tiddlywink bet going later tonight?

[sourtwist]

Hey Sour, I am waiting for this guy to say he was wrong about Smith's box score.

You guaranteed me he would admit he was wrong.

Not seeing it yet, do you?

Nope

Not yet

[grease lightnin]

What are the net units in this thread?

Won or lost?

[A Quant]

Nope

Not yet

Pretty sure he's not going to do it.

[A Quant]

What are the net units in this thread?

Won or lost?

OP went 1-7.

[sourtwist]

What are the net units in this thread?

Won or lost?

Some have lost balls

Units still intact

[A Quant]

Oh whata f*ggot..I don't bet or watch tennis.. You gotta Tiddlywink bet going later tonight?

Seriously?

That's the best you can come up with?

I'm a "fagg*t" because I bet Tennis? Seriously?

[grease lightnin]

OP went 1-7.

What?


El Terrible, what is your next play? Thanks in afvance

[A Quant]

Terrible, I got a bet for you.

You pick 10 games MLB-- I take the opposite. No crazy chalk. Just 10 games.

Loser donates this $100 bucks to SBR's charities PLUS another $100 to go Pro.

$200 bucks to charity.

I am in.

I am so convinced you are a junkie bettor, I know you will lose. I simply take the opposite of your selection.

[Easy-Rider 66]

[El Terrible]

btw- The Rampart In Summerlin is the best Casino/book in Vegas for matutre people..Its all CEO's, CFO's and wealthy men and women in suits and gowns...Instead of pounding jungle beats and Ghetto puffing Gang Bangers from LA with thier caps on sideways orderning Malt liquor at the craps tables, its Scotch and water and Frank Sinatra...

"Yeah! Two sweethearts aaaaaaaand the sumer wind"

And its way off the strip so you can take girlfriends there and nobody's gonna see ya...I take the Wife to Lake Las Vegas when were at our Condo @ The Palms Place..Thats nice too- The Lowes (now Westin) and the Ritz (now Hilton) are all european millioniares.. No white trash from Iowa drinkin giant sugar drinks in plastic cups walkin around

https://goo.gl/images/EUtoqo

[A Quant]

Come on Junkie.

$200 is nothing to a roller like you, and besides, looks like SBR has some nice respectable charities.

Come on Junkie, do it, do it.

[El Terrible]

Terrible, I got a bet for you.

You pick 10 games MLB-- I take the opposite. No crazy chalk. Just 10 games.

Loser donates this $100 bucks to SBR's charities PLUS another $100 to go Pro.

$200 bucks to charity.

I am in.

I am so convinced you are a junkie bettor, I know you will lose. I simply take the opposite of your selection.

Charity? Why? are we public figures that think it looks classless to keep the money or something? #stupid

Just pick a game a day, no queer sports-

Baseball
Football,
Basketball
Hockey

You know, sports men play- I'll be back later

[A Quant]

Charity? Why? are we public figures that think it looks classless to keep the money or something? #stupid

Just pick a game a day, no queer sports-

Baseball
Football,
Basketball
Hockey

You know, sports men play- I'll be back later

Ummm, moron alert.

A few things. SBR can NOT be a partner to any board gambling moron.

So, I am pretty sure they'd ban us both for such stupid shit.

Do you really need the money that bad?

I already said MLB. No chalk above 180. I take the opposite of whatever you bet. You are so horrible at this, I am more than confident I will win simply by taking the opposite side you are on.

And if you don't have the $200 for SBR's charities, just say so. I won't ridicule you.

[Jayvegas420]

El T
Long-time lurker here, first time poster.... Like your style but, I kind of have to disagree on the charity stance you're taking here, let me fill you in on a little history.
I used to be a pro, used to be somebody here, had a really popular thread, travel to Vegas.... used to win all the time, talking thousands, this is all documented.
Well I decided not to go pro and since then my wife has left me, I've lost my dog.... Huge thread about that, which got deleted.
I haven't been laid in over a year so, now I'm trying to save up the money to give to this good angelman cause. Hopefully then things will turn around for me, I'm sure they will, it has four every other Pro here.


This sounds like a very reasonable challenge set fourth, and the terms seem very simple. You should accept this challenge, I think you've got the jam to do what it takes here.

Do the right thing here.

[klemopixx]

Stay tuned for the fade of the day!

[El Terrible]

Here it is...


6-4-2018

Atlanta Braves -107 Listed

[El Terrible]

Ummm, moron alert.



I already said MLB. No chalk above 180. I take the opposite of whatever you bet. You are so horrible at this, I am more than confident I will win simply by taking the opposite side you are on.

WTF are you talking about? Be a man, make a pick? Make a pick ..using your advanced metrics and analytics- Somehow you wanna make it so im the only guy handicapping in a handicapping contest?







.

[unde0087]

El T
Long-time lurker here, first time poster.... Like your style but, I kind of have to disagree on the charity stance you're taking here, let me fill you in on a little history.
I used to be a pro, used to be somebody here, had a really popular thread, travel to Vegas.... used to win all the time, talking thousands, this is all documented.
Well I decided not to go pro and since then my wife has left me, I've lost my dog.... Huge thread about that, which got deleted.
I haven't been laid in over a year so, now I'm trying to save up the money to give to this good angelman cause. Hopefully then things will turn around for me, I'm sure they will, it has four every other Pro here.


This sounds like a very reasonable challenge set fourth, and the terms seem very simple. You should accept this challenge, I think you've got the jam to do what it takes here.

Do the right thing here.

Jay, I didn't know it was that bad. I will pray for you.

[El Terrible]

Seriously?

That's the best you can come up with?

I'm a "fagg*t" because I bet Tennis? Seriously?

Yeah, exactly..It's for sissy's. I grew up in Chicago, I did'nt play it and did'nt know anybody that played it and don't know anybody that watches it. What are you, a little rich kid? Whats next a Polo wager?

"yees, i'm taking the Ascot Lilly Livers vs, the Douchbag Von Fuckfaces"

Post a man bet, Little Lord Fauntleroy