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  • shadymcgrady
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-27-12
    • 10036

    #281
    Losses are tax deductible
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    • El Terrible
      SBR MVP
      • 05-04-18
      • 1436

      #282
      Originally posted by El Terrible
      Calm down Corky- You don't even own your carYou probably brought your underwear on credit-

      You gonna get your tail out from between your legs and make a pick?

      And Post your account history like I did- If you did better than me over the last year I'll call the "The Greatest Handicapper Ever" since thats what you so desperatly want to be known as around here. lol

      The rockies bet is because I live in the exclusive foothills outside of Denver and I wouldnt give a shit about the game if I did'nt bet on it, purely for entertainment, like all my bets- I'm not trying to make a living with this...Like you, I made mine talking bets from "PROS" (lol) like you 20 years ago.

      Connecticut Sun -7 (-115) Bought 0.5 point(s)

      Connecticut Sun (-2.5 1st Quarter) (-110)

      Connecticut Sun (1st Half) -4 (-110)

      Rockies -115





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      Oh...And before youre done with your victory lap on your life changing victory, lemme rain on your parade now


      Q: Have you ever had a post Nominated for Post of the Year?
      A: NO..You havent

      This is my second


      I will nominate you for Nerdiest handicapper of the year though..With your Highfalutin advance analitics and metonomics!
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      • Clutchut12
        SBR MVP
        • 09-20-16
        • 3632

        #283
        El terrible dont you have any friends there at the home that you can play shuffleboard or some dominos or chess?? Listen old timer ur atrhritis is going to start acting up if u dont stop typing all these fking post. penetrate man i know the nursing home can be boring but do something else for a day,go try and get u some of that old tail thats out there i hear them old hags are horny as hell.
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        • El Terrible
          SBR MVP
          • 05-04-18
          • 1436

          #284
          Originally posted by Clutchut12
          El terrible dont you have any friends there at the home that you can play shuffleboard or some dominos or chess??
          NO... All I got is a wife here, and some dogs

          I live in a ranch in the Pike National Forest..I have a fishing pond, might hit it before dinner
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          • Clutchut12
            SBR MVP
            • 09-20-16
            • 3632

            #285
            Originally posted by El Terrible
            NO... All I got is a wife here, and some dogs

            I live in a ranch in the Pike National Forest..I have a fishing pond, might hit it before dinner
            Doubt it no wife in the world lets someone type day and night and stare at a screen all day. Now eat ur pudding snack and go to bed before the nurses have to force you to go.
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            • El Terrible
              SBR MVP
              • 05-04-18
              • 1436

              #286
              Originally posted by Clutchut12
              try and get u some of that old tail thats out there i hear them old hags are horny as hell.
              Bwha ha ha ha ..I just spit my prune juice all over my keyboard...My girlfriend in Vegas is a cocktail waitress at the Southpoint- And no I don't pay her to be my girlfriend
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              • El Terrible
                SBR MVP
                • 05-04-18
                • 1436

                #287
                Originally posted by Clutchut12
                Doubt it no wife in the world lets
                "Lets me" ?

                Is that how it is at your house? She has to "let you" do what you want?

                I just got a call from "Heather at Account services" and then I got tranfered to an East Indian guy who wants to lower the interest rates on my cred-it cards. I just happened to be watching X- Hamster at the time. I paused the video for the phone call and when he asked for my credit card number I told him to "hold on I gotta get it", then I turned up the video of the GILF getting pounded and put the phone up to the speaker. I hear the guy saying "SIR". "SIR" "SIR!" and I said into the phone "hold on i'm f**ckin my wife"..He stayed on the line for like 3 mintes yelling something...

                A few minutes later my wife yells down "whats going on down there!? and i'm like

                Don't worry about it!
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