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**The Kraken** · 05-13-18, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Yeah, it's a damn shame that at no point in Kraken's diatribe did he mention the nobility of helping mankind or the compassion of his field. All he alluded to were dollar signs and what his profession could do for him.

Kraken is a cold, calculated mercenary who views the aging and ailing as commodities, mere means to an end. Therefore, no points awarded and may God have mercy on his soul.

You are correct, when I chose nursing school at no point did I ever consider it noble. It was a cold hearted, logical and well-calculated decision.

And make no mistake about my earlier posts, I alluded to nothing, I explicitly stated exactly how much I made and if I moved to your neck of the woods exactly what I’d make.

I don’t need points for nobility, I got into nursing for money and just happen to be so good at what I do I’ve become as irreplaceable as a nurse can become, patients benefit from that.

**PittsburghPlayer** · 05-13-18, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by sourtwist

I know who i am

we don`t want to hear about it, you are judged by your avatar

yours is within the rules, so carry on

**sourtwist** · 05-13-18, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

we don`t want to hear about it, you are judged by your avatar

yours is within the rules, so carry on

I feel really sexy right now

**Eddy Munny** · 05-13-18, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

You are correct, when I chose nursing school at no point did I ever consider it noble. It was a cold hearted, logical and well-calculated decision.

And make no mistake about my earlier posts, I alluded to nothing, I explicitly stated exactly how much I made and if I moved to your neck of the woods exactly what I’d make.

I don’t need points for nobility, I got into nursing for money and just happen to be so good at what I do I’ve become as irreplaceable as a nurse can become, patients benefit from that.

Pipe down, you broke dikk.

**The Kraken** · 05-13-18, 11:27 PM

Big speak for a guy that's never gone pro

Epitome of a man man that is a forum broke dikk, never gone pro and never donated

check and check

**Eddy Munny** · 05-13-18, 11:37 PM

Are you required to keep your balls in a jar at the receptionist's desk before you begin each shift? Are you the forum's first neutered broke dikk?

check and check

**BigBusiness** · 05-13-18, 11:43 PM

Hey y'all ain't gonna keep shyttin on my man kraken.

**Optional** · 05-13-18, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Pipe down, you broke dikk.

^^^ does that count as a win by submission for Kraken?

Don't think I've seen Eddy beaten down to this level before.

**PAULYPOKER** · 05-13-18, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by sourtwist

I know who i am

**PAULYPOKER** · 05-13-18, 11:56 PM

**Eddy Munny** · 05-13-18, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by Optional

^^^ does that count as a win by submission for Kraken?

Don't think I've seen Eddy beaten down to this level before.

Beaten down? Lol, all he did was reiterate what I'd already stated. He's been scrambling to piece together his shattered manhood ever since he debuted in this thread and is just lobbing ducks into a hungry secondary.

Kraken obviously has a chip on his shoulder the size of Atlantis and the vultures have come to roost. It's nice of you to throw him a makeshift life raft though. His arms must be getting tired from all the fruitless flailing.

**Optional** · 05-14-18, 12:01 AM

All for the traffic Eddy. All for the traffic ;-)

**Auto Donk** · 05-14-18, 12:40 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

You are correct, when I chose nursing school at no point did I ever consider it noble. It was a cold hearted, logical and well-calculated decision.

And make no mistake about my earlier posts, I alluded to nothing, I explicitly stated exactly how much I made and if I moved to your neck of the woods exactly what I’d make.

I don’t need points for nobility, I got into nursing for money and just happen to be so good at what I do I’ve become as irreplaceable as a nurse can become, patients benefit from that.

If I suddenly become incontinent -- or need a goddam foley's catheter for whatever f'n reason -- at the upcoming Bash, and our resident MALE NURSE kracken is in the house, I'm throwing my dick into his capable hands.....

**KVB** · 05-14-18, 12:44 AM

Well, this thread took off.

**Auto Donk** · 05-14-18, 12:51 AM

lol.... it sure did.... from posting photos of people to an all out dick measuring contest....

ps, krack, never applied for a f'n student loan in my life.... paid for undergrad with earnings from working on my Grandfather's farm from the age of 8 through college and law school, and a few scholarships....

paid for law school with proceeds from a lawsuit filed against a beach rental company that had the owner's daughter's jeep on their fleet policy, and she let her boyfriend drive it out on st augustine beach in fla one summer when I was there visiting a cousin, I was trying to beat the shit out of him and he wouldnt get outof the jeep, drove down the beach aways, turned around, and drove right at me....

I didn't move, and went to throw a piece of driftwood at his jeep as it approached at about thirty-40 mph, and he tried to swerve, but couldn't due to the sand, hits me, throws me onto the hood, breaking one of my legs, gashing my hand wide open, flippin' me into their windshield which I shattered, then flippin' me on accross and over the roof of the jeep, doing two or three flips before I landed face first in the sand....

all witnesses thought I had to be dead.....

they obviously didn't know me.....

sued the shit out of the rental company..... law school paid for from that.....

**JIBBBY** · 05-14-18, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by KVB

Well, this thread took off.

Yup.. Thread opened up and let loose.. Rather then the opposite -

**funnyb25** · 05-14-18, 08:18 AM

**The Kraken** · 05-14-18, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Beaten down? Lol, all he did was reiterate what I'd already stated. He's been scrambling to piece together his shattered manhood ever since he debuted in this thread and is just lobbing ducks into a hungry secondary.

Kraken obviously has a chip on his shoulder the size of Atlantis and the vultures have come to roost. It's nice of you to throw him a makeshift life raft though. His arms must be getting tired from all the fruitless flailing.

Geez calm down, you can have a trophy eddy. You’re the only guy involved that cars if he wins the internet. Things to say to make insecure eddy tilt, “you’ve been beaten down”

fukking clown

**shadymcgrady** · 05-14-18, 12:21 PM

kickshootthrow

**shadymcgrady** · 05-14-18, 12:23 PM

stealthyburrito

**shadymcgrady** · 05-14-18, 12:24 PM

funnyb

**grease lightnin** · 05-14-18, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by shadymcgrady

stealthyburrito

Stealthy makes McLovin look like Hulk Hogan.

**BigBusiness** · 05-14-18, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Geez calm down, you can have a trophy eddy. You’re the only guy involved that cars if he wins the internet. Things to say to make insecure eddy tilt, “you’ve been beaten down”

fukking clown

Kraken, don't let these mother fkkers shyt all over you in this thread dawg. These mother fkkers are trying you.

**JIBBBY** · 05-14-18, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by BigBusiness

Kraken, don't let these mother fkkers shyt all over you in this thread dawg. These mother fkkers are trying you.

Kraken is a white boy trying to be black.. Don't let him fool you into thinking he's a brother... He had me fooled for a year..

Kraken from the BU yo....

**BigBusiness** · 05-14-18, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

Kraken is a white boy trying to be black.. Don't let him fool you into thinking he's a brother... He had me fooled for a year..

Kraken from the BU yo....

A white boy??????

Say it ain't so, Kraken.....

**grease lightnin** · 05-14-18, 04:52 PM

Why would anyone thing kraken is black?

**klemopixx** · 05-14-18, 05:01 PM

unde0087

**JIBBBY** · 05-14-18, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Why would anyone thing kraken is black?

Cause he lied and said he was Black over a year ago in a post, I bought that lie.. Kraken is a liberal hack, out spoken and supports Black Lives Matter hate groups, he claims he is married to a black girl so he says also...

Kraken wishes he was black and I'd bet on it..

I don't have a problem with Kraken though, I'm just busting his balls.

**klemopixx** · 05-14-18, 05:07 PM

Goat Milk

**JMobile** · 05-14-18, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by klemopixx

Goat Milk

**Eddy Munny** · 05-14-18, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Geez calm down, you can have a trophy eddy. You’re the only guy involved that cars if he wins the internet. Things to say to make insecure eddy tilt, “you’ve been beaten down”

I guess that's a step up from things that make insecure Kraken tilt, such as:

"So... what do you do for a living?"

**The Kraken** · 05-14-18, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

Cause he lied and said he was Black over a year ago in a post, I bought that lie.. Kraken is a liberal hack, out spoken and supports Black Lives Matter hate groups, he claims he is married to a black girl so he says also...

Kraken wishes he was black and I'd bet on it..

I don't have a problem with Kraken though, I'm just busting his balls.

Still waiting for you to find that post, shouldn’t be hard with the search function

I’ll ship ya 1000 for that post

**The Kraken** · 05-14-18, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

I guess that's a step up from things that make insecure Kraken tilt, such as:

"So... what do you do for a living?"

Wrong again. I simply set the record straight on pay, couldn’t give two shits about the rest of the drivel.

You on the the other hand, Opti put you on the ledge with a joke. Keep always being right, seems it’s gotten you far in life

**The Kraken** · 05-14-18, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Why would anyone thing kraken is black?

Not sure, given that I’ve met numerous posters and posted multiple pics

Yet Giblet thinks I claimed to be black. He’s just confused per usual

**JIBBBY** · 05-14-18, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Still waiting for you to find that post, shouldn’t be hard with the search function

I’ll ship ya 1000 for that post

How am I gonna find that post over a year ago? I remember what you posted.. I gave you enough shit about it over the last year also.. I don't make up stuff Kraken you do.. Sorry bud. You had me thinking you were a black dude posting for the longest time.. That didn't happen out of thin air...

What ever though.. Sorry but you're a white dude..

..

PS. You're not even an SBR PRO Kraken so there is no way you could pay me 1000 points even if I found that post of yours.. You also said you are Jits practitioner and box a bit... Lot of story telling coming from you over the years I'll give you that much..