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**sourtwist** · 05-13-18, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

I Know, I said I had a good job and fukking termites were coming out of the woodwork

You and Hurry are much better brawlers than I am, I might have to take some of my $150,000 and buy your services

I'm a peaceful man nowadays....until someone messes with my fam and my boys...say the words.

In all seriousness, we don't need to explain shitt to anyone. Fukkem

**PAULYPOKER** · 05-13-18, 01:28 AM

**Auto Donk** · 05-13-18, 03:26 AM

Originally posted by PAULYPOKER

kracken's been workin the lower body, i see.....

**grease lightnin** · 05-13-18, 07:12 AM

Kraken inserted his first suppository in a male patient and never looked back.

Guy is making a difference.

**Auto Donk** · 05-13-18, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Kraken inserted his first suppository in a male patient and never looked back.

Guy is making a difference.

don't even get him started on a rant about how smoothly he inserts catheters on his male patients.....

guy can really handle a kahk....

**BigBusiness** · 05-13-18, 08:33 AM

Damn.. out of nowhere, people are shyttin all over kraken.

**gauchojake** · 05-13-18, 10:51 AM

CNA's and caregivers are the butt wipers. Nurses do insert the foley caths so they got you there Krackles. I'm not sure why it's so hard to understand that an RN could make 150k/year in a big city.

**Bostongambler** · 05-13-18, 11:21 AM

I for one think being a nurse is a noble profession. They are in the helping & caring field. One should get points for that withbthe man upstairs, no.

**jjgold** · 05-13-18, 11:41 AM

Men I am top 15 here

**BigBusiness** · 05-13-18, 11:47 AM

Y'all ain't gonna be doggin my man kraken like this.

**Auto Donk** · 05-13-18, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

I for one think being a nurse is a noble profession. They are in the helping & caring field. One should get points for that withbthe man upstairs, no.

I agree.... a guy like kracken, holding a flaccid kahk, trying to snake a tube up some poor bastard's piss hole as he moans in pain.... shit, man... he's gotta love his job to be able to do that.....

squeeze that kahk and jam it in, kracken.....

you the man!!!

uh, make that, you the MALE NURSE!!!!
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**grease lightnin** · 05-13-18, 12:23 PM

Kraken what’s the biggest cawk you’ve had the pleasure of holding in your hand???

**Auto Donk** · 05-13-18, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Kraken what’s the biggest cawk you’ve had the pleasure of holding in your hand???

In addition to raidin' the pyxis to get his fix on, I heard they had to fit him with one of these because the heterosexual males were complaining about his "process" to get their tools rigid enough to insert the damn catheters:

**The Kraken** · 05-13-18, 12:30 PM

Greaser it was somewhere around 9” but my got that thing was a fukking Coke can

I was never rich but married a woman that only marries into money. A true 10, was dancing on Broadway when we met, mixed ethnicity. NBA players tried to date her before and she laughs knowing they can’t offer her anything she wants that I haven’t given her sometimes 5 or 6 times in a day

the bigget cawk kracken ever hel he holds every morning for a morning piss

Patient wise was about 10 years ago, his rivaled mine. He was a middle aged white guy, a pastor. Had heart surgery and in the morning he needed to relieve himself so asked where the hand urninal was, when he found it he threw his gown back and had a fukking anachonda. He barely was able to cram it in the hand urninal.

reminds me of myself

**The Kraken** · 05-13-18, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

CNA's and caregivers are the butt wipers. Nurses do insert the foley caths so they got you there Krackles. I'm not sure why it's so hard to understand that an RN could make 150k/year in a big city.

Ya the roaches came out when I mentioned how much I MADE, should’ve left that out.

Donk ne is mad he had 50x the amount of student loans I had and makes less than I do. I should’ve just stuck to reminding Donk that his ol’ lady would leave him if he ever let her make me her bitch, but I chose the high road and took a beating for it

Gonna be out the rest of the day, hope you boys enjoy mother’s day

**gauchojake** · 05-13-18, 12:37 PM

Wife is at the Korean day spa and I am about to relax in front of the TV for a few hours. Mom got her visit yesterday.

**JIBBBY** · 05-13-18, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by 19th Hole

A fun thread here and Kraken goes into defense mode with his mentally challenged buttwiper ikid2grovel chiming in.

Kraken with the party thread foul.

..

**grease lightnin** · 05-13-18, 01:47 PM

I have been working my ass off all day.

I feel like Mother’s Day is actually “Dads, Go fukk yourself Day”

**grease lightnin** · 05-13-18, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Greaser it was somewhere around 9” but my got that thing was a fukking Coke can

I was never rich but married a woman that only marries into money. A true 10, was dancing on Broadway when we met, mixed ethnicity. NBA players tried to date her before and she laughs knowing they can’t offer her anything she wants that I haven’t given her sometimes 5 or 6 times in a day

the bigget cawk kracken ever hel he holds every morning for a morning piss

Patient wise was about 10 years ago, his rivaled mine. He was a middle aged white guy, a pastor. Had heart surgery and in the morning he needed to relieve himself so asked where the hand urninal was, when he found it he threw his gown back and had a fukking anachonda. He barely was able to cram it in the hand urninal.

reminds me of myself

Next time you want me to tee it up for you, let me know.

Bedpan, room 341, STAT!!!

**sourtwist** · 05-13-18, 01:56 PM

Too much talk about cokk

Gay thread

**jts1207** · 05-13-18, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Greaser it was somewhere around 9” but my got that thing was a fukking Coke can

I was never rich but married a woman that only marries into money. A true 10, was dancing on Broadway when we met, mixed ethnicity. NBA players tried to date her before and she laughs knowing they can’t offer her anything she wants that I haven’t given her sometimes 5 or 6 times in a day

the bigget cawk kracken ever hel he holds every morning for a morning piss

Patient wise was about 10 years ago, his rivaled mine. He was a middle aged white guy, a pastor. Had heart surgery and in the morning he needed to relieve himself so asked where the hand urninal was, when he found it he threw his gown back and had a fukking anachonda. He barely was able to cram it in the hand urninal.

reminds me of myself

This is fn hillarious.

Male nurse dating 10s who turn down NBA players to be with this guy.

Highest paid nurse in the country.

Get outta her pal lmao

**daneblazer** · 05-13-18, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by sourtwist

Too much talk about cokk

Gay thread

Was fun but turned into a male nurse thread. Create a new nurse thread and carry on.

**GT21Megatron** · 05-13-18, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by jts1207

This is fn hillarious.

Male nurse dating 10s who turn down NBA players to be with this guy.

Highest paid nurse in the country.

Get outta her pal lmao

**GT21Megatron** · 05-13-18, 05:30 PM

Kraken must of found Hurry’s drugs....fukin christ

**2daBank** · 05-13-18, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by GT21Megatron

Kraken must of found Hurry’s drugs....fukin christ

Why you post so much negative trash about guys bro? You used to contribute intelligent conversations about gambling (you know what this site supposed to be about!) what happened bro? I miss back when you were here to talk sports!!

**GT21Megatron** · 05-13-18, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by 2daBank

Why you post so much negative trash about guys bro? You used to contribute intelligent conversations about gambling (you know what this site supposed to be about!) what happened bro? I miss back when you were here to talk sports!!

No football or college hoops but your right...

**2daBank** · 05-13-18, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by GT21Megatron

No football or college hoops but your right...

Lot of money to be made with bases bro!!

**GT21Megatron** · 05-13-18, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by 2daBank

Lot of money to be made with bases bro!!

I gave that up awhile ago man. I stick to what I know. I got in some pretty deep shit with bases so I lock my account up after college hoops is done until football

**JIBBBY** · 05-13-18, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by BigBusiness

Damn.. out of nowhere, people are shyttin all over kraken.

Kraken decided to write a short story about himself and income.. Got all serious in a funny thread... SBR regs ain't got no time for this kind of stuff..

**Eddy Munny** · 05-13-18, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

I for one think being a nurse is a noble profession. They are in the helping & caring field. One should get points for that with the man upstairs, no?

Yeah, it's a damn shame that at no point in Kraken's diatribe did he mention the nobility of helping mankind or the compassion of his field. All he alluded to were dollar signs and what his profession could do for him.

Kraken is a cold, calculated mercenary who views the aging and ailing as commodities, mere means to an end. Therefore, no points awarded and may God have mercy on his soul.

**Bostongambler** · 05-13-18, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Yeah, it's a damn shame that at no point in Kraken's diatribe did he mention the nobility of helping mankind or the compassion of his field. All he alluded to were dollar signs and what his profession could do for him.

Kraken is a cold, calculated mercenary who views the aging and ailing as commodities, mere means to an end. Therefore, no points awarded and may God have mercy on his soul.

Hahahaha..

**JIBBBY** · 05-13-18, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Yeah, it's a damn shame that at no point in Kraken's diatribe did he mention the nobility of helping mankind or the compassion of his field. All he alluded to were dollar signs and what his profession could do for him.

Kraken is a cold, calculated mercenary who views the aging and ailing as commodities, mere means to an end. Therefore, no points awarded and may God have mercy on his soul.

LOL'ing off this.. Good post Eddy.

**PittsburghPlayer** · 05-13-18, 09:13 PM

if people would read the rules, our avatars are supposed to accurately reflect who we are
some of us are buildings, some of us are women
SBR is what it is

**sourtwist** · 05-13-18, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

if people would read the rules, our avatars are supposed to accurately reflect who we are
some of us are buildings, some of us are women
SBR is what it is

I know who i am

**Bostongambler** · 05-13-18, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by sourtwist

I know who i am

I don’t know who I am, I’m lost. I better go check lost & found.