First date in seven years tonight...experts only

[jjgold]

Thanks Giant

[MickeyMan]

She is just playing hard to get.

Break into her house and be waiting naked in her bed when she gets home tomorrow night, she’s begging for it

[Eddy Munny]

Put a strap-on around your face and ask if she like to be drilled like a woodpecker.

It serves the dual purpose of masking your mood-killing mug while also relieving your field mouse nub of having to do the gruntwork.

You're welcome

[pilebuck13]

Pay for it gold easier...but nothing like going raw dog with a random hottie

[Philmill]

just rub one out looking at the old Sears paper backs

better luck tomorrow at the walking track

[jayfly]

Gold, read Corey Waynes book. It may help you in many ways.

[badgerguy]

JJ sorry to hear you got ditched. You deserve so much better. Im sad now. Ugh.

[Foxx]

just rub one out looking at the old Sears paper backs
better luck tomorrow at the walking track

or just go to Sears.com

[maggiethebestdog]

She probably has no idea how close she came to starring in her own Dateline episode

[GUMMO77]

This is real big, now it’s not an escort although I’m going to have to pay for the meal I think we’re going to a place in Paterson New Jersey Italian.

The chick is about 5-8, 175 pounds
Met her at waking track

Big and I want to fuk on the first day even if it’s in the car, She does not know I have a real small cok though

How do I handle when the dates over do I ask her do you want to fuk??


Or do I play it cool and wait for the second date if she still wants to see me??

Properly placed commas and apostrophes???

Come on guy, who wrote this?

[jjgold]

I am not even mad with this one. I guess deep down I knew she was a screwball. I will see if she contacts me today but I doubt it. Well at least I tried guys.

[reigle9]

we'll get 'em next season

[Auto Donk]

Put a strap-on around your face and ask if she like to be drilled like a woodpecker.

It serves the dual purpose of masking your mood-killing mug while also relieving your field mouse nub of having to do the gruntwork.

You're welcome

it's called the "accomodator"....

perfect accessory for the "no-dick" jj gold....






is there a report from not-even-a-nub goldilocks on this air date yet?

[alekim]

Slip a waiter a $20 bill to act like "you own the place", works everytime

[stevek173]

go coach!

[Louisvillekid1]

Had she seen a pic before? Know what kind of bicycle you ride

might of done some recon

and bounced

[jjgold]

You got a bounce back off these rejections and come back stronger and get your rooster harder

[Cuse0323]

Paterson has restaurants?

[Auto Donk]

You got a bounce back off these rejections and come back stronger and get your rooster harder

I JUST picked up 200 of these badboy mazzah fahkas....




F'N BLACK GOLD VI-FUKKIN-AGRA!!!!!!!

200 MAZZAH FAHKIN' miligrams of hard dick force waitin' to be unleashed....

I got f'n hard just holdin' the package of the mother f'ers..... just thinkin' about how much fun I'll have taking these f'ers recreationally.....



i'll hold back five or six for ya, JJ....

[jtoler]

Had she seen a pic before? Know what kind of bicycle you ride

might of done some recon

and bounced

lol

[manny24]

you guys looking to add length to your roosters are missing the boat on girth

i teach strictly width training at my gym

they call me tuna can manny

3" cokk but 4 across the head

[JIBBBY]

[jjgold]

Head up high

Positive

ALREADY LOOKING FOR MORE PUSSY