First date in seven years tonight...experts only

**shocka1212** · 10-03-17, 02:02 PM

treat her like shit... they love it.

**t-wizzle** · 10-03-17, 02:02 PM

Don't be a cheap fukk. Make sure you pay for the dinner.

**bonz** · 10-03-17, 02:03 PM

When did you get a car?

**Ra77er** · 10-03-17, 02:04 PM

Throw money around

**Mackballs** · 10-03-17, 02:12 PM

Give her snatch some "tremendous play". Also try to not draw attention to your crooked teeth.

**grease lightnin** · 10-03-17, 02:13 PM

Make her laugh.

Pay for her food, drinks, don't be cheap.

Be the best version of yourself.

Then, when you know she is having a good time and laughing and whatnot...

Fuk her.

**PromiseLand** · 10-03-17, 02:17 PM

Congrats man. Be confident, make her laugh, and show her a good time. If she wants to get down afterwards, then awesome. Otherwise, just go home and jerkoff and get in her pants after date #2.

**Ra77er** · 10-03-17, 02:19 PM

Waste of time really

**Sam Losco** · 10-03-17, 02:20 PM

comb your hair beforehand

**Roadtrip635** · 10-03-17, 02:22 PM

Let her know what you want up front, don't waste any time or money if she isn't willing. Dress appropriately!

**badgerguy** · 10-03-17, 02:22 PM

Tell her you want to record it. Chicks these days love that!

I want to see tities.

**jjgold** · 10-03-17, 02:34 PM

Lol

Some good advice year I guess I can’t smile because she’s going to see the Teeth

**dlowilly** · 10-03-17, 02:37 PM

Good luck

Hope for u her snatch doesn't stink, that's bad news

**Foxx** · 10-03-17, 02:38 PM

1 word: Rohypnol

It'll help her relax

**packerd_00** · 10-03-17, 02:48 PM

Don't be giving the waitress any half off coupons when you take her out to eat.

**BIGDAY** · 10-03-17, 02:55 PM

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

**reigle9** · 10-03-17, 02:56 PM

Pull your dick out and see what happens

**PAULYPOKER** · 10-03-17, 02:56 PM

Size of cokk doesn't matter.....

It's all about stimulating the clit.........

Shave a stubby narrow landing strip above shaft....

This will send her to the moon...........

The fact that chicks can take a fist in the gina is all you need to
know in order to get over your complexities...

**reigle9** · 10-03-17, 02:59 PM

Don't even take her out, that's bitch. Just have her over for a drink and movie. Shit isn't rocket science.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 10-03-17, 03:00 PM

don't forget to wear your suit jacket tucked in.......has worked well for me

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-03-17, 03:01 PM

Pinch her nipples a lot during dinner.

Then laugh it off.

Chicks dig that. She'll know whats up.

**QuantumLeap** · 10-03-17, 03:02 PM

Make sure to have her take her dentures out before giving you head.

**Auto Donk** · 10-03-17, 03:06 PM

whatever you do....

do not do this:

or this:

and definitely stay away from doing this:

**Grits n' Gravy** · 10-03-17, 03:08 PM

Fake news. You couldn't get laid in a room full of crack whores even if you were covered in 100% pure cocaine. Shit even your mother made you wear a mask when she breast fed you.

**Auto Donk** · 10-03-17, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Good luck

Hope for u her snatch doesn't stink, that's bad news

if she has "robin box", haul ass.....

**PAULYPOKER** · 10-03-17, 03:15 PM

Blind Robbins.............

**dlowilly** · 10-03-17, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

It's true

Bringing a woman to tears of ecstasy is one of the great feelings in life

**biggie12** · 10-03-17, 03:29 PM

saloon

**jjgold** · 10-03-17, 03:31 PM

I’m bringing a stack of money well to me at $275

Well I’m also going to do is have someone call me during the middle of the dinner and pretend I’m closing of $200,000 real estate deal

It’s all about thinking I have cash

It should be interesting

**tony_come** · 10-03-17, 03:35 PM

Ask her to pull your finger

**slayer14** · 10-03-17, 03:37 PM

Post a pic at least with her face blurred out

**funnyb25** · 10-03-17, 03:38 PM

Just don't show up. It is super overrated. Trying to get rid of mine now.

**Goat Milk** · 10-03-17, 03:42 PM

LMAO

hilarious comments all around

**jtoler** · 10-03-17, 03:45 PM

Tell her you stand to collect 2 million dollars should you die.