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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #141
    so long as your using "Black and/or Super Panther," put on a splash of this to go with it:

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    • MoMoneyMoVaughn
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-08-14
      • 14988

      #142
      Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
      For OTC... I highly recommend Black Panther (now marketed as Super Panther so they can still load it w/cialis... name changes keeps them one step ahead so they can keep distributing w/o being shut down). Cuts refractory period down bigly (Trump-tm) and truly stays effective for number of days later, as half-life stats of cialis is impressive. Confirm all this w/3rd shift Mo... he already knows all this. GL
      Huh. I have never had a problem getting a hard on but I will keep this in the back pocket for when that becomes an issue after all the drugs / alcohol begin to have a lasting effect on my body.

      3rd shift mo is a fucckin prick. Guy barely puts in 5 hours a month. He is the most vanilla, Khaki wearing fucck I have ever met.

      He reads books and shit.
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      • MoMoneyMoVaughn
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-08-14
        • 14988

        #143
        Originally posted by Auto Donk
        so long as your using "Black and/or Super Panther," put on a splash of this to go with it:

        Donker I only wear Bay Rum.

        I would probably switch it up if I was single.

        I bought some Jaguar cologne because I like Jaguar automobiles and my girl said I smelled like an Arab guy who gets bottle service at a Montreal EDM club.
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        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-18-11
          • 7537

          #144
          lol ... well, unlike his "Sex Panther" cologne, the boner Black/Super Panther pills actually get er done. Field & battle tested: you'll get stiffer than Bernie over a holiday weekend.
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          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-08-14
            • 14988

            #145
            Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
            lol ... well, unlike his "Sex Panther" cologne, the boner Black/Super Panther pills actually get er done. Field & battle tested: you'll get stiffer than Bernie over a holiday weekend.
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            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-18-11
              • 7537

              #146
              Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
              Huh. I have never had a problem getting a hard on
              Not the point... I have no issues, either; it's simply a P.E.D. for extended good times & great performance. Just think Barry Bonds... along w/August Ames. Whichever order works best for you. GL
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              • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-08-14
                • 14988

                #147
                Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                Not the point... I have no issues, either; it's simply a P.E.D. for extended good times & great performance. Just think Barry Bonds... along w/August Ames. Whichever order works best for you. GL
                Im intrigued. I don't know if Black Panther is available in Canada. I will inquire.

                What was August Ames OPS+ this past season???
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #148
                  Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                  Not the point... I have no issues, either; it's simply a P.E.D. for extended good times & great performance. Just think Barry Bonds... along w/August Ames. Whichever order works best for you. GL
                  agreed..... and in its purely recreational use, it will also add both girth and rigidity..... even a little more length in some instances.....

                  sometimes even cut the ol "refractory period" to ZERO..... IE, you never even have to break stride after firing off loads, sometimes all the way to your third or fourth.....

                  you can flat out hurt a girl with it if you're inclined to do so.....

                  and trust me, she'll want you to....
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                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-08-14
                    • 14988

                    #149
                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                    agreed..... and in its purely recreational use, it will also add both girth and rigidity..... even a little more length in some instances.....

                    sometimes even cut the ol "refractory period" to ZERO..... IE, you never even have to break stride after firing off loads, sometimes all the way to your third or fourth.....

                    you can flat out hurt a girl with it if you're inclined to do so.....

                    and trust me, she'll want you to....
                    I think I will try it. This sounds like a good time.

                    I already hurt my girlfriend. She's like 5 foot and I am 6'4.

                    I am regularly told to take it easy but I often get carried away.
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                    • grease lightnin
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-01-12
                      • 16015

                      #150
                      Biter and donker are correct Mo. I once broke a window with my dik on viagra.
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                      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-18-11
                        • 7537

                        #151
                        Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                        What was August Ames OPS+ this past season???
                        Not sure, but I do know for a fukkin fact she completed more DP's than Tinkers to Evers to Chance ever dreamt of....
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #152
                          Originally posted by grease lightnin
                          Biter and donker are correct Mo. I once broke a window with my dik on viagra.
                          in another testimonial, my aforementioned cousin, in the past, when a woman told him "I want you to fuk me with ten inches and make it hurt," he'd always note that he had to fuk her twice and then hit her in the head with an iron....

                          well not anymore!!!!!
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                          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-08-14
                            • 14988

                            #153
                            Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                            Not sure, but I do know for a fukkin fact she completed more DP's than Tinkers to Evers to Chance ever dreamt of....
                            I just googled her and she is from Canada's east cost.

                            I banged a girl from Nova Scotia last March. She was a freak.

                            She seemed innocent as hell but was one of those girls who seemed to thoroughly enjoy my cahk in her mouth.

                            I was surprised.
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                            • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-08-14
                              • 14988

                              #154
                              Originally posted by grease lightnin
                              Biter and donker are correct Mo. I once broke a window with my dik on viagra.
                              And here I am breaking my dicck with a fuccking window like a fuccking chump.
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                              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-18-11
                                • 7537

                                #155
                                Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                And here I am breaking my dicck with a fuccking window like a fuccking chump.
                                Yeah, well ... stop poking Sister Mary Grace in the PopeMobile w/ the bullet-proof glass, ffs.
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                                • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-08-14
                                  • 14988

                                  #156
                                  Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                  Yeah, well ... stop poking Sister Mary Grace in the PopeMobile w/ the bullet-proof glass, ffs.
                                  I'm hard as fucck, Biter.

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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #157
                                    ps.... it's probably no secret, but the ol "punch Donk in the hard kahk" gimmick I used to pull for various cuckolded trophy wives on Sunday Funday afternoons as the saturday night, drug fueled swinger's party raged on, usually had a little "shiag" assistance......

                                    "shiag" and "shiagstick" are terms that my crafty cousin and I adopted to "speak in code" around our respective wives and girlfriends about our viagra use.....

                                    for eg. , cousin calls up with his wife riding shotgun, and says, "Hey, I need to swing by and pick up a few shiag".... Donk: "no problem, I'm here."

                                    shag viagra hard dick combined into "shiag", "shiagra" and "shiagstick"......


                                    Donk's cousin calls up: "how'd it go with that new bitch last night?"
                                    Donk (in front of the old bitch that had already dropped in to see if Donk had any new bitches there last night when he was supposedly with his kids): "Awesome.... Shiagstick in full force"
                                    Donk's cousin: "Sweet! Send me the vid."
                                    Donk (always never self-promoting): I already did, check your f'n inbox."

                                    note: proper pronunciation is "shy-agg" and "shy-ah-gruh"

                                    amazing we're not employed over at the CIA or MI6 with our sly shit.....
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                                    • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-18-11
                                      • 7537

                                      #158
                                      Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                      I'm hard as fucck, Biter.

                                      lol... TRUTH. I went to Catholic school. There are NO good looking nuns....zero. Only time you'd ever get a twitch down there is when one of the student's hot mom showed up to pull them outta class for some reason.
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                                      • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 05-08-14
                                        • 14988

                                        #159
                                        Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                        lol... TRUTH. I went to Catholic school. There are NO good looking nuns....zero. Only time you'd ever get a twitch down there is when one of the student's hot mom showed up to pull them outta class for some reason.
                                        Public school was much easier on the eyes.

                                        When I was in my senior year of HS I actually almost had a thing with a teacher. She was 29 and recently divorced. We kissed once but then she said she couldn't go through with it given the potential ramifications.

                                        I should look her up one day the next time I am single.
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #160
                                          Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                          Public school was much easier on the eyes.

                                          When I was in my senior year of HS I actually almost had a thing with a teacher. She was 29 and recently divorced. We kissed once but then she said she couldn't go through with it given the potential ramifications.

                                          I should look her up one day the next time I am single.
                                          i'd have jumped on her use of the term "ramifications," and immediately begain nailin' her like an automatic hay bailing machine.....
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                                          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-08-14
                                            • 14988

                                            #161
                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                            i'd have jumped on her use of the term "ramifications," and immediately begain nailin' her like an automatic hay bailing machine.....
                                            Can't say I have ever seen a hay bailing machine. I assume we are talking rather aggressive sex though.

                                            I don't think she used the term RAMifications.

                                            Freudian slip.
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                                            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-18-11
                                              • 7537

                                              #162
                                              Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                              I don't think she used the term RAMifications.
                                              FireFasterThanJeffFisherFications????
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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81450

                                                #163
                                                What happened to this thread?

                                                I feel dirty just opening it.
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                                                • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-18-11
                                                  • 7537

                                                  #164
                                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  What happened to this thread?

                                                  I feel dirty just opening it.
                                                  You love every sordid post in this thread ... don't lie.
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                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                    • 43558

                                                    #165
                                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    What happened to this thread?

                                                    I feel dirty just opening it.
                                                    one word: "Jellywatchers"
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                                                    • stevek173
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                      • 27598

                                                      #166
                                                      Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                      Donker I only wear Bay Rum.

                                                      I would probably switch it up if I was single.

                                                      I bought some Jaguar cologne because I like Jaguar automobiles and my girl said I smelled like an Arab guy who gets bottle service at a Montreal EDM club.
                                                      I haven't thought of Sex Panther in forever.

                                                      So good man.
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                                                      • chico2663
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 09-02-10
                                                        • 36915

                                                        #167
                                                        I remember first time I used that. All it did was give me a headache and turned my eyes red. Went to dr. and he shot me in the dick. Went to girls house and ****** her for 4 hrs. It came in handy screwing girls 20 years my jr. penetrating shots cost 200 a pop. But with the help of canadian pharmacy can get for 35. Donk If i ever figure out how to put pics on this you'll be impress. She was 5 ft blonde with big . She never would give me a blow job but her married sister always did.
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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43558

                                                          #168
                                                          Originally posted by chico2663
                                                          I remember first time I used that. All it did was give me a headache and turned my eyes red. Went to dr. and he shot me in the dick. Went to girls house and ****** her for 4 hrs. It came in handy screwing girls 20 years my jr. penetrating shots cost 200 a pop. But with the help of canadian pharmacy can get for 35. Donk If i ever figure out how to put pics on this you'll be impress. She was 5 ft blonde with big . She never would give me a blow job but her married sister always did.
                                                          i must've missed something between the head ache/red eyes and the shot in the dick.....

                                                          lol.....'

                                                          $200 bucks is a bit steep for a hardon..... a good while back, after the pharmacy that sent me my first load of 240 hits for 200 bucks, it called me up and asked if i'd recd' em.... "no".... a week later, "no", they call yet again two weeks later, still "no".... he says he'll call back "tomorrow, and to definitely answer".... by now I think I'm getting ripped off.... I miss the call due to being in court....

                                                          I try to call back, it's not a line you can call into .....

                                                          figure i'm fukked. about a week later, 240 show up. three weeks after that, another 240 show up, free of charge..... After handin' out a few to my cousin, I was sittin on around 469 super Shiags at an avg cost of just below .42 cents a piece.....

                                                          should've hired JJ to hit all the old folks homes around Htown an unload em for ten bucks a hit.....
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                                                          • stevek173
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 03-29-08
                                                            • 27598

                                                            #169


                                                            I had that happen with soup.

                                                            I'd say my experience was a "little" different than yours.
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                                                            • Da Manster!
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 07-13-07
                                                              • 17720

                                                              #170
                                                              Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                              lol ... well, unlike his "Sex Panther" cologne, the boner Black/Super Panther pills actually get er done. Field & battle tested: you'll get stiffer than Bernie over a holiday weekend.
                                                              Can you get these panther pills over the counter at most drug stores like Walgreens, Rite-Aid, CVS, etc?...I always thought those male enhancement performance products were gimmicks...Always proceed with caution on anything not approved by the FDA.
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                                                              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-18-11
                                                                • 7537

                                                                #171
                                                                Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                                Can you get these panther pills over the counter at most drug stores like Walgreens, Rite-Aid, CVS, etc?...I always thought those male enhancement performance products were gimmicks...Always proceed with caution on anything not approved by the FDA.
                                                                No... those kinda outlets don't sell them. AMAZON & other online places do (least use to, didn't check this morning)... or, you can easily find them in any adult shop in your area. In NY, a B&M chain called "Adult World" carries them and many others. Cheaper per pill buying through AMAZON or directly from another online distributor. BTW, I've never had any issues w/Black (now Super) Panther in any form or fashion... BUT, both xarelto & a couple other FDA approved drugs have landed me in the hospital over the last couple years... so, you know. (Never ever "pull a Lamar Odom" and exceed the recommended dosage clearly printed on these products... that's common sense. Some guys like Lamar don't have a lot of that, unfortunately.)
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                                                                • Auto Donk
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                                  • 43558

                                                                  #172
                                                                  i heard an ad for some new shit this morning on my way to the ranch for a little deer hunting....

                                                                  i tried to memorize the 800 number, i think it ended in 7133....

                                                                  the announcer said "the porn industry calls it 'viagra on steroids".....

                                                                  something like "menoxinoyl".....

                                                                  said something about free trial samples.....

                                                                  now if i can just reemember the first three nos.!!!
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                                                                  • PittsburghPlayer
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 01-11-10
                                                                    • 6760

                                                                    #173
                                                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                                    i heard an ad for some new shit this morning on my way to the ranch for a little deer hunting....

                                                                    i tried to memorize the 800 number, i think it ended in 7133....

                                                                    the announcer said "the porn industry calls it 'viagra on steroids".....

                                                                    something like "menoxinoyl".....

                                                                    said something about free trial samples.....

                                                                    now if i can just reemember the first three nos.!!!
                                                                    I don`t think this DonkDude has to work too hard.

                                                                    Good for him.

                                                                    One of the 1% er`s at SBR

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                                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                                      • 43558

                                                                      #174
                                                                      au contraire....

                                                                      this is my final week before really having to get my ass to work in 2017, so I can fuk around next nov 15, 2017 through Jan 10, 2018... (and this jan 30-feb 6, March 9-20, april 21-30, may 26-29, july 14-July 31, August 31-Sept 5 (bday weekend), and Oct 29 - Nov 6, 2017)

                                                                      June is gonna be a tough month.....


                                                                      Putting in the larger blocks of the dates in the Harris county district clerk's "atty vacation" calendar as we speak.....
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