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Originally posted by Auto Donkwow.... I had no idea I was posting so much kahk n balls.....
I'll try to level those numbers out, by posting non-sexual pictures, in an effort to get your minds out of the gutter.... things like architecture, weather, pets, nature, people working out, newscasters, clouds, musicial instruments, city chirstmas decorations, children's birthday cakes, people smoking weed, etc., coffee cups, etc., etc......
Bump to get this on page 4.
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the carrot one is really amazing lol...Comment -
Originally posted by Auto Donktake everything from the man who introduced "JELLYWATCHERS " to the forum, and actualy wrote the shit below, with a HUGE grain of salt.....
JJ is as gay as the day is long....
JJ's only explanaion for having written the following passages, posted by him on SBR a while back, when I straight-up asked him about it, was "fuk it Automan, I love balls on my chin, and balls shwappin' against my taint -- preferably at the same damn time!!! Feeling a guy unload in my flabby ass is what I live for, Automan!!!!"
Originally Posted by jjgold 
The one I go to is a room of course steaming hot, there are benches on the outer edges (perimeter of the room) and the rest is standing room in the middle. One door entry only and once everyone inside they lock it for like 30 minutes so the steam gets real hot, with an unlocked door any one can enter and steam releases out the door. Ok I prefer a towel or sometimes just go in with a jock strap or bikinni underwear. Majority of guys use just towels and some guys cut a slit in back of robe as it is trendy. The room I go to is usually packed with all benches taken and very few standing spots as steam pours in. I like sitting but the problem with that is if a guy comes in steam room nude and he is next to you if you even poke your head up his rooster is in your fukkin ear or near your fukkin face. So I keep my head down if sitting. If I am standing and I am alert because always a few wise asses trying to squeeze your fukkin balls as a joke not a gay act or pinch your ass in a game called grab ass. At times if there is a guy unsure of himself and a few horny guys around him they seduce and swarm him and the guy usually blows them in a fukkin lineup and a few sandwich him just like the word says and one fuks him in the ass and other holds him. It is sick, the noise could be deafening because of pain, moans, pleasure . What you need to be careful of is everyone is lubed up because of the hot steam and easy to fuk someone in ass with him really knowing it initially. My buddy felt a pinch last week and just thought a guy was fukkin around pinching him but he had a rooster in his ass and had to pull out. It is just too crowded and things happen like this. The normal guys usually just sit their or stand there and let the steam relax the. Some guys wack off and just shoot on the floor, sometimes fights start because *** gets on another guy . A few guys are gay and just go to play hard with each other or try and seduce straight guys in a sick game called jellywatchers. I go to watch the action and relax my muscles. Deuce I would love to see you get what is called "spindled" where a guy fuks you in ass right over another guys knee. I could hear your make sounds like a fukkin baby as your ass is pounded. Deuce come down one day and I will bring you, it is hilarious. You would be one of the door pounders trying to get out because your getting fukked in the ass or going to get fukked. The pounding of the doors is funny too and the door guy does not let anyone out unless of course a health or fire issue.
Originally Posted by jjgold
The most stunning and frightening sound in a fukkin gym is the slapping sound. I have heard it numerous times even in other rooms of gym and when you hear this sound everyone looks at each other scared, alarmed and or disappointed. So what is the slapping noise??? Well I will well you and I am sure some know what I am talking about. It is when a guy pounds another guy in the fukkin ass and of course the slapping against other guys ass causes the sound, when too bodies collide like that of course that is what you hear. It is louder than you clapping your hands together and the screams and sounds are alarming and scary, who knows it could be you getting fukkin nailed. When you heart a guy screaming it is gut wrenching, sometimes he is in pain and sometimes screaming for pleasure. Guys seem to play hard at liberal type gyms. Anyway mind your own business if this crazy behavior goes on and your fine, if you watch and get caught it means something and you could get fukkin tagged.
Originally Posted by jjgold
Paver actually I have been in steam rooms with approx 15 guys in room at one time, actually not one seat open and some guys stand.
Paver how would you handle this situation that often arises in crowded steam rooms.
Say you sitting down Brock one one of the benches and if the room is crowded and you look up their are cocks starring you right in the fukkin eyes, some actually touch your fukkin cheeks and bump off your fukkin chin. I have many times been in tight steam rooms where this happens or even if I am guy standing there might be two guys standing next to me and cocks do at times touch you. I was not paying attention one time and was just bull shitting with one of the guys and did not know some guys rooster was litterally runbbing up against my ass. Now the guy was not gay it was just a tight steam room. If some guys are BI you might have a small issue but even if the other guy was Bi or Gay Paver and tried fukkin you in there what happens is his rooster will not insert into your slippery ass because of all the hot steam. It is nearly impossible to fuk another guy in a steam room.
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The more posters we get the harder to make list
Validate yourself do workComment -
Tremendous thread.
Most POTM threads are boring.
This one got excitingComment -
Make a video and try to sleep, knowing Opie and The Giant are choking their roosters with my video on repeat?
I don't think so, I'll take 29th place
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Jay it is a risk we must take.Originally posted by Jayvegas420Make a video and try to sleep, knowing Opie and The Giant are choking their roosters with my video on repeat?
I don't think so, I'll take 29th place
I cannot post a video and verify because I am actually Obama.Comment -
Don't enter the SBR March Madness bracket this year.
Save your points
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I fukkin KNEW IT!Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughnComment -
JJ, not happy to be left off this list. You may hear from my people. When I hit 10,000 posts, I expect some love on this list, homie.
It's also a crime against humanity that Daggles' name does not appear. SMH.Comment -
Damn Donkles, I feel like you got shafted out of the top spot. Certainly a lot junk out there to avoid reading, but I don't think you have a bone to pick because, well at least you got beat by a real stand up, straight forward kind of guy and not a prick. The boys really appreciate the bits and pieces of everything you post. Stick with it and you'll find yourself ahead of the gang, emerging from the crowd like Excalibur being pulled a stone slab, more popular than Just-in Beaver, Longrod Von Hugedong, or Harry Houdini. My stomach is beginning to growl so I'm going to find a hot pocket to munch on, which is better than eating the frozen twigs and berries outside or the 10 day old withered banana on the kitchen counter...which needs to be tossed in the garbage disposal. Back to point of this post, keep your head held high because you will win, you're a wiener.Originally posted by Auto Donkwow.... I had no idea I was posting so much kahk n balls.....
I'll try to level those numbers out, by posting non-sexual pictures, in an effort to get your minds out of the gutter.... things like architecture, weather, pets, nature, people working out, newscasters, clouds, musicial instruments, city chirstmas decorations, children's birthday cakes, people smoking weed, etc., coffee cups, etc., etc......
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Just read through the list and I'm not in there .. shit must be riggedComment -
Rich...Congrats on POTM!!
Well deserved!!
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Originally posted by jjgold
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hmmm some people see Jesus on a piece of toast others see a Dick on a towel. Life is funny that way.Comment -
haven't drank since dec 30Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
probably why my amount of posts nominated by people is down 125% this yearComment -
Rudy we miss you.Comment -
RIP Rudy
Ring the bellComment -
Little Girl: "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!!!! Why is mommy riding my birthday cake????"
Daddy: "Because she's a whore!!!!"
Little Girl: "What a dumb whore.... didn't she see the crabs climbing up the sides of those schlongs?!?!?! You better go buy her some Rid before you bang her again!"
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Just got off call with CR, got my ranking moved up to 9th.
Top 10 streak still alive!
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Opie did you put in a word for me?
Not cracking the top 50 is unacceptable.Comment -
Uh...NO. You misdialed, and you're now client#9 (Elliot Spitzer is #6) with LaQuiesha @ the Del Rey. I have their app on my phone and I see you listed. Just FYI: She likes it hard & dirty. Bring 30mg of Viagra for BEFORE... and 975mg of aspirin for AFTER. GLOriginally posted by opie1988Comment -
30mg of viagra?
fuk that, i just rec'd a shipment of 200 hits of 150mg "super viagra" from a canadian pharmacy.....
I got hard just holdin' the f'n box!!!!!Comment -
Scum bag move
They Called me
Originally posted by opie1988Just got off call with CR, got my ranking moved up to 9th.
Top 10 streak still alive!Comment -
Donk... be a friend and ship Opie a few hits. According to his wife's posts over on "Hello Giggles"... he needs some help. Not judging, just having our fellow SBR brotha's back. TIAOriginally posted by Auto DonkComment -
I plan on bringin' these potent 150mg's to the Bash, and will go Cosby on anyone's drink left alone for even a second prior to the Bash poker trny.....
I want to laff as players squirm due to suddenly "getting an uncomfortable rise" like a 7th grader in math class the first time a decent lookin' babe strolls by......
every advantage I can get takin' players' minds off the trny play will be exploited.....Comment -
Hello Giggles???
What's that?Comment -
Huge site where chicks & tweeners like Loshak & ttwarrior post.Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDoComment -
this guy's thoughts on the issue, exactly, HBOriginally posted by HAPPY BOY
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Wait should I be taking viagra?
I couldn't get laid at a whorehouse so it probably doesn't matter.
Second shift Mo might want some though.Comment -
Is that a cawk sock???Originally posted by Auto Donkthis guy's thoughts on the issue, exactly, HB
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Mo, poppin' V without some action on the horizon can lead to dire consequences.....Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
the first time my plug snagged some for me, they were 100mg.... my cousin wanted some to use with his wife upon our return from the deer lease..... I told the dumbass not to take em until he knew he was gonna bang his wife, and he says ok....
well, he disregards my advice and immediately pops two of them the second he backs out of my girlfriend's driveway, as he heads from Katy, Tx up to Tomball..... he gets home, his face is already flush, and his wife is on the rag and says "no go"....
he sits down, redfaced, and turns on the tv, and catches a glimpse of some women's gymnastics on espn2 as he's channel surfing.... Immediately gets the biggest f'n hardon he's had in years, and his wife comes around the corner and sees it practically periscoping out of the top of the shorts he'd stripped down to.....
his face is redder than geronimo's at this point, and he looks like a f'n pscyho watching lsu vs. auburn women's gymnastics with a raging hardon.....
she leaves the room, disgusted, and about four hours later he calls me in a total panic because he's still hard as a f'n rock and he'd seen all the viagra commercials yappin' about the "four hour erections requiring immediate medical attention".....
I give him the sage advice of pullin' up some porn on his phone in his guest bathroom, locking the door with whatever lube he can get his hands on, and repeatedly rubbin em out until the condition resolves itself......
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For OTC... I highly recommend Black Panther (now marketed as Super Panther so they can still load it w/cialis... name changes keeps them one step ahead so they can keep distributing w/o being shut down). Cuts refractory period down bigly (Trump-tm) and truly stays effective for number of days later, as half-life stats of cialis is impressive. Confirm all this w/3rd shift Mo... he already knows all this. GLOriginally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughnComment -
Fucck gambling. This is the advice I come to SBR for. Shit could save my life / cahk one day.Originally posted by Auto DonkComment
