AutoDonk Trying for a Comeback! 11/28 Poker Sharps

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  • sam9ball
    SBR MVP
    • 07-01-09
    • 4454

    #1
    AutoDonk Trying for a Comeback! 11/28 Poker Sharps
    11-28
    Player Total Points Cashes
    1
    BiTeMeUsAdOj
    5325 19
    2
    AutoDonk 5090 21
    3 astro61200 4610 19
    4 GUMMO77 4540 23
    5 jack_matz 4465 23
    6 bobbywaves 4460 23
    7 oneunder 4455 24
    8 playersonly69 4345 13
    9 chico2663 4320 14
    10 chili_powder 4300 19
    11 franklee168 4290 19
    12 JediMindPicks 4270 19
    13 snapperman2 4170 11
    14 Grivas_Digeni 3995 14
    15 friedcheese 3925 11
    16 laz 3880 19
    17 deadphish 3735 24
    18 Lex_icon 3700 19
    19 spider 3630 22
    20 Cross 3585 21
    21 MrKLC 3560 19
    22 b1slickguy 3545 28
    23 boscokid 3525 12
    24 MCherry281 3525 23
    25 mpaschal34 3475 22
    26 milwaukee_mike 3455 12
    27 ChuckyTheGoat 3425 15
    28 craigpb 3370 17
    29 empiremaker 3330 15
    30 Czu81 3315 10
    31 pabonaparte 3205 13
    32 Crypt1 3190 24
    33 daneblazer 3170 10
    34 dtp 3160 10
    35 AustinRussell 3150 13
    36 d2bets 3150 24
    37 blackbart 3125 14
    38 GaryDN 3045 19
    39 qukubau 3000 17
    40 ChiefWahoo 2955 15
    41 JAKEPEAVY21 2955 14
    42 codone69 2945 16
    43 Stefan 2900 21
    44 ArunSh 2895 16
    45 MillerTime99 2860 13
    46 defender 2845 18
    47 zwoeins 2825 23
    48 startm 2795 18
    49 joeking99 2765 12
    50 mayberry 2725 25
    51 hhsilver 2640 22
    52 thetrinity 2630 16
    53 downsouth 2595 15
    54 BobLoblaw 2585 10
    55 dogkatcher 2540 12
    56 JayTris07 2520 10
    57 no1here 2490 22
    58 stuler 2485 10
    59 funnyb25 2485 14
    60 qwertvt 2475 13
    61 yisman 2475 17
    62 slikec 2430 15
    63 TheGiant 2430 17
    64 lobo369 2415 18
    65 Manosdepiedra 2415 18
    66 panamabrad 2415 19
    67 sportsfanatic 2385 17
    68 Optional 2380 21
    69 pokerpro44 2370 16
    70 imack 2365 15
    71 brock 2300 7
    72 gunslinger572 2295 13
    73 NoBrainor 2290 10
    74 tradeout 2270 16
    75 Krashman 2255 21
    76 uscphillyguy 2240 14
    77 yahoonino 2165 9
    78 Basement 2155 14
    79 BestPlay2day 2135 21
    80 sportfan 2135 15
    81 smitch124 2120 23
    82 russianrocket 2115 13
    83 taz01 2065 12
    84 Fieldysnuts44 2060 12
    85 MalikHusam 2060 6
    86 slanina 2055 22
    87 brndg23 2055 17
    88 WQuine 2045 14
    89 dhristov211 2000 12
    90 OldSchoolGambler 2000 19
    91 thechaoz 1980 10
    92 Stifler 1925 10
    93 Igor_1965 1915 10
    94 korki 1915 6
    95 katstale 1910 12
    96 DGG23 1905 11
    97 horja1 1880 15
    98 Mannyfan 1880 17
    99 dankelly 1875 11
    100 Enkhbat 1855 15
  • no1here
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-09
    • 5914

    #2
    Bite deserves headline now not Donk
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        Originally posted by no1here
        Bite deserves headline now not Donk
        and according to SBR Poker Champ Mr. Peavy, you deserve a swift kick in the ass.....
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        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-18-11
          • 7537

          #5
          Donk is toast... shot his wad too soon, similar to how SharpAngles blows his load when he sees Bea Arthur 5 minutes into a "Golden Girls" episode. "A man's got to know his limitations." I mean, Bea Arthur is cute & all, but still... Anyway, sure would be nice if the final tourney was structured properly w/adequate starting stacks/blind levels so some poker could actually be played. Flipping for stacks w/50 players left via FOLD or ALL IN isn't really poker... just FYI. Final tourney should really be structured so winner has to play some poker, not flipping bingo. Regardless, good work Sammy & thanks to SBR for promo opportunity. And oh, donk & Sharpy... always remember what Shaq & Ron Jeremy taught ya, respectively. WoRd
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            SBR Poker "downward/bad beat cycle" in late nov thru Dec. 26, come out of that tailsspin and run hot the last week of dec thru the final trny.....

            As I knew I'd probably miss half the dailies in Dec. due to cruising in the Caribbean, holiday partying, and straight up fukking like a rabbit like I do every december (something about hunting rutting bucks chasing does all day makes you want to hammer your wife for long periods of time every night for a month--call it primal instinct), the goal was to be securly in the top 100 by dec. 1, so I wouldn't have to give a fuk about playing the final month.....

            so, my mission has been accomplished here.....

            I'll be in the final, where biter, I'll put 500 betpoints up now, on my AAA credit, that you become toast in said final before I do......

            that's the only time toast will matter


            as for the promo leader board, it was nice to lead for two months straight, totally dominating the field, but all of us know the stacks aren't staggered based on promo-qualifying position, so the goal is simply get into the field for the final, where it is -- unfortunately -- all evened out with the same starting stack size.....

            my nickname is grade school is in the meme below...... it sums up my thoughts, and most other players' thoughts, on the promo daily leaderboard:

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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Automan you can only go down not up
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Automan you can only go down not up
                my wife just said "for the first time ever, this J.J. Loser is right, get over here and eat my puzzy....."
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                • SharpAngles
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 04-15-14
                  • 9467

                  #9
                  Now I've got to get my house bug swept a second time this month. Biter obviously has surveillance installed somewhere in there. How else would he know I just bought this beautiful painting from a D-list actor I play cards with once in a while???



                  Too much of a coincidence I'd say. I'm sending the bill to your accountant in the Caymans biter. Don't make me chase you down for payment like the last time when you almost defaulted on our deal for unreleased August Ames gangbang scenes and the SBR poker RSH master key.
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                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-18-11
                    • 7537

                    #10
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                    • BeerDog99
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-22-10
                      • 4894

                      #11
                      Oh my, some funny posts in here!
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81450

                        #12
                        Originally posted by biteme usadoj
                        hawt
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                        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-18-11
                          • 7537

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                          hawt
                          Daggers, you take Maude... I'll take Carol.

                          Then we'll meet in Florida Evans's mouth.
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                            hawt
                            3,,,,,2,,,,,1,,,,,,

                            cue DA MANSTER!!!


                            on a somewhat related note, this photo does remind me of someone.......

                            no, chiarchie, not some sordid sex situation from my past.... put your keyboard down, no reason to hit SBR up with yet another complaint,...... no..... not that, but this:

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                            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-18-11
                              • 7537

                              #15
                              Donker, I'm confused... are you trying to tell us you boned Droopy?

                              Who fellated better?... droops or Jessica?

                              As long as we're sharing, I did do a few carnal acts 'with' Jessica Rabbit... but in my defense, it wasn't until I saw her on Blu-ray on a HD TV with the fleshlight nearby.
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                Donker, I'm confused... are you trying to tell us you boned Droopy?

                                Who fellated better?... droops or Jessica?

                                As long as we're sharing, I did do a few carnal acts 'with' Jessica Rabbit... but in my defense, it wasn't until I saw her on Blu-ray on a HD TV with the fleshlight nearby.
                                if i smoked enough dro, and the fleshlight was prelubed with liquid ky and then microwaved for twenty-four seconds, I could see myself pullin' such a tryst with Ms. Rabbit......
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                                • SharpAngles
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 04-15-14
                                  • 9467

                                  #17
                                  What do you mean biters funny BeerDog? What do you mean, you mean the way biter talks? What? Funny how? What's funny about it? What did ya say? Funny how? You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fuked up maybe, but biters funny how? I mean funny like he's a clown, he amuses you? He makes you laugh, he's here to fukin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How is biter funny? No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said biters funny. How the fuk is biter funny, what the fuk is so funny about biter? Tell me, tell me what's funny!


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                                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-18-11
                                    • 7537

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                    if i smoked enough dro, and the fleshlight was prelubed with liquid ky and then microwaved for twenty-four seconds, I could see myself pullin' such a tryst with Ms. Rabbit......
                                    You musta used the same surveillance equipment I used on Sharpy, cuz that's *exactly* how my plowing of JR* took place.
                                    Great minds think alike.






                                    (* by JR, I mean JR Ewing... I just jerked it old-school-tube-sock-in-fleshlight watching Ms. Rabbit)
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      i think that last line is supposed to be "TELL ME, HOW THE FUK AM I FUNNY?!?!?!?!?"

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                                      • BeerDog99
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-22-10
                                        • 4894

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                        LOL, is that Jeffery Ross holding that painting?
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                                        • SharpAngles
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 04-15-14
                                          • 9467

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                          i think that last line is supposed to be "TELL ME, HOW THE FUK AM I FUNNY?!?!?!?!?"
                                          Who the fuk cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuk. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fukin dig a hole. Where are the shovels?


                                          Originally posted by BeerDog99
                                          LOL, is that Jeffery Ross holding that painting?
                                          My Hollywood home game marks will remain anonymous BD
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sharpangles
                                            who the fuk cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuk. What is it, the first hole i dug? Not the first time i dug a hole. I'll fukin dig a hole. Where are the shovels?




                                            My hollywood home game marks will remain anonymous bd
                                            here's a wing!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #23
                                              and for JJ.....

                                              if he gets caught by his uncle....


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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                I am tired of this mother fukker

                                                Trust Fund guy from oil family
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  I am tired of this mother fukker

                                                  Trust Fund guy from oil family
                                                  since you're too much of a coward to ever tell me where your at, JJ, I'll just go ahead and give you this Christmas Card on the forum.....

                                                  "to JJ, with Love,



                                                  sincerely,

                                                  AD -- trust fund baby from oil family"
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                                                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-18-11
                                                    • 7537

                                                    #26
                                                    So obvious jj is scared SHITLESS of donk in more ways than one: physically, well... that's obvious. Donk would have Baldy laid out to sleep faster than a 2-dolla whore at the Bunny Ranch after a 12hr shift. One punch, that's all it would take. ONE.

                                                    And as for that heads-up poker match Baldy challenged Donk to and is now running away from faster than Hillary runs away from dikk -- well, c'mon Baldy! Set it up, you cuck you! Or, just ship 10k to donk now like he said and save 10k cuz you're getting felted faster than sniper's 4 horsemen... guaranteed.

                                                    C'mon jj u PUSSY... set that HU match up! Donker's a'waitin

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                                                    • eidolon
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 01-02-08
                                                      • 9531

                                                      #27
                                                      The two cheaters at the top!
                                                      Remember, if these two raise all-in on the river, call with Ace high
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                        since you're too much of a coward to ever tell me where your at, JJ, I'll just go ahead and give you this Christmas Card on the forum.....

                                                        "to JJ, with Love,



                                                        sincerely,

                                                        AD -- trust fund baby from oil family"

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                                                        • USCPHILLYGUY
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 12-15-12
                                                          • 21746

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                          since you're too much of a coward to ever tell me where your at, JJ, I'll just go ahead and give you this Christmas Card on the forum.....

                                                          "to JJ, with Love,



                                                          sincerely,

                                                          AD -- trust fund baby from oil family"
                                                          fukin donker wearing his sun glasses on a cruise poker tourney with 3 old ladies from Peoria ILL & 2 80 year old men from Yuma AZ at his final table
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                                                          • Auto Donk
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-03-13
                                                            • 43558

                                                            #30
                                                            you got me philly, as the dealer said "shuffle up and deal," all the other players all ran away from the two tables and I won by forfeit.......
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                                                            • USCPHILLYGUY
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 12-15-12
                                                              • 21746

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                              you got me philly, as the dealer said "shuffle up and deal," all the other players all ran away from the two tables and I won by forfeit.......
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