AutoDonk Trying for a Comeback! 11/28 Poker Sharps

[sam9ball]

11-28	Player	Total Points	Cashes
1	BiTeMeUsAdOj	5325	19
2	AutoDonk	5090	21
3	astro61200	4610	19
4	GUMMO77	4540	23
5	jack_matz	4465	23
6	bobbywaves	4460	23
7	oneunder	4455	24
8	playersonly69	4345	13
9	chico2663	4320	14
10	chili_powder	4300	19
11	franklee168	4290	19
12	JediMindPicks	4270	19
13	snapperman2	4170	11
14	Grivas_Digeni	3995	14
15	friedcheese	3925	11
16	laz	3880	19
17	deadphish	3735	24
18	Lex_icon	3700	19
19	spider	3630	22
20	Cross	3585	21
21	MrKLC	3560	19
22	b1slickguy	3545	28
23	boscokid	3525	12
24	MCherry281	3525	23
25	mpaschal34	3475	22
26	milwaukee_mike	3455	12
27	ChuckyTheGoat	3425	15
28	craigpb	3370	17
29	empiremaker	3330	15
30	Czu81	3315	10
31	pabonaparte	3205	13
32	Crypt1	3190	24
33	daneblazer	3170	10
34	dtp	3160	10
35	AustinRussell	3150	13
36	d2bets	3150	24
37	blackbart	3125	14
38	GaryDN	3045	19
39	qukubau	3000	17
40	ChiefWahoo	2955	15
41	JAKEPEAVY21	2955	14
42	codone69	2945	16
43	Stefan	2900	21
44	ArunSh	2895	16
45	MillerTime99	2860	13
46	defender	2845	18
47	zwoeins	2825	23
48	startm	2795	18
49	joeking99	2765	12
50	mayberry	2725	25
51	hhsilver	2640	22
52	thetrinity	2630	16
53	downsouth	2595	15
54	BobLoblaw	2585	10
55	dogkatcher	2540	12
56	JayTris07	2520	10
57	no1here	2490	22
58	stuler	2485	10
59	funnyb25	2485	14
60	qwertvt	2475	13
61	yisman	2475	17
62	slikec	2430	15
63	TheGiant	2430	17
64	lobo369	2415	18
65	Manosdepiedra	2415	18
66	panamabrad	2415	19
67	sportsfanatic	2385	17
68	Optional	2380	21
69	pokerpro44	2370	16
70	imack	2365	15
71	brock	2300	7
72	gunslinger572	2295	13
73	NoBrainor	2290	10
74	tradeout	2270	16
75	Krashman	2255	21
76	uscphillyguy	2240	14
77	yahoonino	2165	9
78	Basement	2155	14
79	BestPlay2day	2135	21
80	sportfan	2135	15
81	smitch124	2120	23
82	russianrocket	2115	13
83	taz01	2065	12
84	Fieldysnuts44	2060	12
85	MalikHusam	2060	6
86	slanina	2055	22
87	brndg23	2055	17
88	WQuine	2045	14
89	dhristov211	2000	12
90	OldSchoolGambler	2000	19
91	thechaoz	1980	10
92	Stifler	1925	10
93	Igor_1965	1915	10
94	korki	1915	6
95	katstale	1910	12
96	DGG23	1905	11
97	horja1	1880	15
98	Mannyfan	1880	17
99	dankelly	1875	11
100	Enkhbat	1855	15

[no1here]

Bite deserves headline now not Donk

[Auto Donk]

[Auto Donk]

Bite deserves headline now not Donk

and according to SBR Poker Champ Mr. Peavy, you deserve a swift kick in the ass.....

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Donk is toast... shot his wad too soon, similar to how SharpAngles blows his load when he sees Bea Arthur 5 minutes into a "Golden Girls" episode. "A man's got to know his limitations." I mean, Bea Arthur is cute & all, but still... Anyway, sure would be nice if the final tourney was structured properly w/adequate starting stacks/blind levels so some poker could actually be played. Flipping for stacks w/50 players left via FOLD or ALL IN isn't really poker... just FYI. Final tourney should really be structured so winner has to play some poker, not flipping bingo. Regardless, good work Sammy & thanks to SBR for promo opportunity. And oh, donk & Sharpy... always remember what Shaq & Ron Jeremy taught ya, respectively. WoRd

[Auto Donk]

SBR Poker "downward/bad beat cycle" in late nov thru Dec. 26, come out of that tailsspin and run hot the last week of dec thru the final trny.....

As I knew I'd probably miss half the dailies in Dec. due to cruising in the Caribbean, holiday partying, and straight up fukking like a rabbit like I do every december (something about hunting rutting bucks chasing does all day makes you want to hammer your wife for long periods of time every night for a month--call it primal instinct), the goal was to be securly in the top 100 by dec. 1, so I wouldn't have to give a fuk about playing the final month.....

so, my mission has been accomplished here.....

I'll be in the final, where biter, I'll put 500 betpoints up now, on my AAA credit, that you become toast in said final before I do......

that's the only time toast will matter


as for the promo leader board, it was nice to lead for two months straight, totally dominating the field, but all of us know the stacks aren't staggered based on promo-qualifying position, so the goal is simply get into the field for the final, where it is -- unfortunately -- all evened out with the same starting stack size.....

my nickname is grade school is in the meme below...... it sums up my thoughts, and most other players' thoughts, on the promo daily leaderboard:

[jjgold]

Automan you can only go down not up

[Auto Donk]

Automan you can only go down not up

my wife just said "for the first time ever, this J.J. Loser is right, get over here and eat my puzzy....."

[SharpAngles]

Now I've got to get my house bug swept a second time this month. Biter obviously has surveillance installed somewhere in there. How else would he know I just bought this beautiful painting from a D-list actor I play cards with once in a while???



Too much of a coincidence I'd say. I'm sending the bill to your accountant in the Caymans biter. Don't make me chase you down for payment like the last time when you almost defaulted on our deal for unreleased August Ames gangbang scenes and the SBR poker RSH master key.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

[BeerDog99]

Oh my, some funny posts in here!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

hawt

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

hawt

Daggers, you take Maude... I'll take Carol.

Then we'll meet in Florida Evans's mouth.

[Auto Donk]

hawt

3,,,,,2,,,,,1,,,,,,

cue DA MANSTER!!!


on a somewhat related note, this photo does remind me of someone.......

no, chiarchie, not some sordid sex situation from my past.... put your keyboard down, no reason to hit SBR up with yet another complaint,...... no..... not that, but this:

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Donker, I'm confused... are you trying to tell us you boned Droopy?

Who fellated better?... droops or Jessica?

As long as we're sharing, I did do a few carnal acts 'with' Jessica Rabbit... but in my defense, it wasn't until I saw her on Blu-ray on a HD TV with the fleshlight nearby.

[Auto Donk]

Donker, I'm confused... are you trying to tell us you boned Droopy?

Who fellated better?... droops or Jessica?

As long as we're sharing, I did do a few carnal acts 'with' Jessica Rabbit... but in my defense, it wasn't until I saw her on Blu-ray on a HD TV with the fleshlight nearby.

if i smoked enough dro, and the fleshlight was prelubed with liquid ky and then microwaved for twenty-four seconds, I could see myself pullin' such a tryst with Ms. Rabbit......

[SharpAngles]

What do you mean biters funny BeerDog? What do you mean, you mean the way biter talks? What? Funny how? What's funny about it? What did ya say? Funny how? You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fuked up maybe, but biters funny how? I mean funny like he's a clown, he amuses you? He makes you laugh, he's here to fukin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How is biter funny? No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said biters funny. How the fuk is biter funny, what the fuk is so funny about biter? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

if i smoked enough dro, and the fleshlight was prelubed with liquid ky and then microwaved for twenty-four seconds, I could see myself pullin' such a tryst with Ms. Rabbit......

You musta used the same surveillance equipment I used on Sharpy, cuz that's *exactly* how my plowing of JR* took place.
Great minds think alike.






(* by JR, I mean JR Ewing... I just jerked it old-school-tube-sock-in-fleshlight watching Ms. Rabbit)

[Auto Donk]

i think that last line is supposed to be "TELL ME, HOW THE FUK AM I FUNNY?!?!?!?!?"

[BeerDog99]

LOL, is that Jeffery Ross holding that painting?

[SharpAngles]

i think that last line is supposed to be "TELL ME, HOW THE FUK AM I FUNNY?!?!?!?!?"

Who the fuk cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuk. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fukin dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

LOL, is that Jeffery Ross holding that painting?

My Hollywood home game marks will remain anonymous BD

[Auto Donk]

who the fuk cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuk. What is it, the first hole i dug? Not the first time i dug a hole. I'll fukin dig a hole. Where are the shovels?




My hollywood home game marks will remain anonymous bd

here's a wing!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Auto Donk]

and for JJ.....

if he gets caught by his uncle....

[jjgold]

I am tired of this mother fukker

Trust Fund guy from oil family

[Auto Donk]

I am tired of this mother fukker

Trust Fund guy from oil family

since you're too much of a coward to ever tell me where your at, JJ, I'll just go ahead and give you this Christmas Card on the forum.....

"to JJ, with Love,



sincerely,

AD -- trust fund baby from oil family"

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

So obvious jj is scared SHITLESS of donk in more ways than one: physically, well... that's obvious. Donk would have Baldy laid out to sleep faster than a 2-dolla whore at the Bunny Ranch after a 12hr shift. One punch, that's all it would take. ONE.

And as for that heads-up poker match Baldy challenged Donk to and is now running away from faster than Hillary runs away from dikk -- well, c'mon Baldy! Set it up, you cuck you! Or, just ship 10k to donk now like he said and save 10k cuz you're getting felted faster than sniper's 4 horsemen... guaranteed.

C'mon jj u PUSSY... set that HU match up! Donker's a'waitin

[eidolon]

The two cheaters at the top!
Remember, if these two raise all-in on the river, call with Ace high

[jjgold]

since you're too much of a coward to ever tell me where your at, JJ, I'll just go ahead and give you this Christmas Card on the forum.....

"to JJ, with Love,



sincerely,

AD -- trust fund baby from oil family"

[USCPHILLYGUY]

since you're too much of a coward to ever tell me where your at, JJ, I'll just go ahead and give you this Christmas Card on the forum.....

"to JJ, with Love,



sincerely,

AD -- trust fund baby from oil family"

fukin donker wearing his sun glasses on a cruise poker tourney with 3 old ladies from Peoria ILL & 2 80 year old men from Yuma AZ at his final table

[Auto Donk]

you got me philly, as the dealer said "shuffle up and deal," all the other players all ran away from the two tables and I won by forfeit.......

[USCPHILLYGUY]

you got me philly, as the dealer said "shuffle up and deal," all the other players all ran away from the two tables and I won by forfeit.......