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  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-18-11
    • 7537

    #71
    Originally posted by The Giant
    Biteme, with the current avatar you're supporting, combined with the little note I just left for Shari, you're not going to be seeing any new regimes, let alone the weekend.

    Any last words?
    Sure...

    Dear Shari,

    How bout a balls-to-the-wall GOOD-BYE BOINK for your buddy Biter?

    And YES, we can go ATM as many times as you like for as long as your sphincter holds up.

    Yeah, I know you told me @ the poker table you LOVE THAT... but, I care about you, girl... and there's no way I'm gonna leave SBR while simultaneously leaving you with a prolapsed rectum. No can do, baby.

    So.... how bout it, doll? You got my digits. Make like Carly Rae Jepson and "Call me".

    Or, if not Jepson, make like Jane or Judy Jetson so I can shoot my Spacely Sprockets all up inside your tight lil:



    Sincerely,

    BoNeMe ShArI OiOiOi
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    • manny24
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-22-07
      • 20046

      #72
      are they going to re-sleeve you?

      bookie been taking Extenze and you didn't have settle figure Coach you know better man common
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      • slayer14
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-12-13
        • 22022

        #73
        Any cute looking female nurses there jj
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        • Ghenghis Kahn
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-02-12
          • 19734

          #74
          jj not only alcohol but drugs affect your liver pal. take it easy on the nose candy or popping pills.
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          • ByeShea
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-30-08
            • 8113

            #75
            Get well and good luck coach. We're all counting on you.
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            • Sam Odom
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-30-05
              • 58063

              #76
              Check-in... JJ
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              • badgerguy
                SBR MVP
                • 03-21-13
                • 2281

                #77
                Get well coach, hopefully nothing serious. Thoughts and prayers.
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                • pavyracer
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82839

                  #78
                  He was up till 4:30 am.

                  Let the coach rest boys.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #79
                    MRI this am
                    Blood work
                    Did not sleep well
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                    • Sam Odom
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-30-05
                      • 58063

                      #80
                      did you get your rooster clean by an orderly ?
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #81
                        Sammy a funny story I have the gown on and you can see everything and the nurses all see my small rooster it is so embarrassing
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                        • Bostongambler
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 02-01-08
                          • 35581

                          #82
                          Try to ignore the pointing & laughing Gold.
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                          • Snowball
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 11-15-09
                            • 30058

                            #83
                            JJ full recovery (-7500)
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                            • Sam Odom
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-30-05
                              • 58063

                              #84
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              Sammy a funny story I have the gown on and you can see everything and the nurses all see my small rooster it is so embarrassing

                              nab yourself a nurse... doesnt matter what she looks like
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                              • slayer14
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-12-13
                                • 22022

                                #85
                                JJ any nice looking women nurses
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                                • beefcake
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-26-09
                                  • 14029

                                  #86
                                  Get well soon man...SBR not the same without you
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                                  • Itsamazing777
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-14-12
                                    • 12602

                                    #87
                                    I had pain in my abdomen and went to the hospital.

                                    I had high liver enzymes on the tests
                                    They ended up taking my gallbladder and my spleen had ruptured so they took that out too.
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #88
                                      Amazing that might be me

                                      I think bladder might be issue
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                                      • Sam Odom
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-30-05
                                        • 58063

                                        #89
                                        ObamaCare
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                                        • itchypickle
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-05-09
                                          • 21452

                                          #90
                                          You're too old to be sweating the close games and banging young hookers Coach!!!

                                          Get well soon!
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                                          • Itsamazing777
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-14-12
                                            • 12602

                                            #91
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            Amazing that might be me

                                            I think bladder might be issue
                                            Gallbladder easy surgery.
                                            May result in constant shitting though
                                            If removed I advise you seek counsel in what to take to balance your digestion
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #92
                                              Why amazing?

                                              Why would it do that?
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                                              • Sam Odom
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-30-05
                                                • 58063

                                                #93
                                                jj , for now on ... stay away from self administered prostate exams


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                                                • Itsamazing777
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-14-12
                                                  • 12602

                                                  #94
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  Why amazing?

                                                  Why would it do that?
                                                  Because the gallbladder stores the bile which helps in digestion, so now I release bile faster so anything fatty or greasy makes you go faster than normal. But digestive e yes or supplements can help. I still eat whatever I want though It's not that bad
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                                                  • Bostongambler
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 02-01-08
                                                    • 35581

                                                    #95
                                                    I just stubbed my toe on my boat. Quick someone take me to Mass general hospital .
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                                                    • jtoler
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 12-17-13
                                                      • 30967

                                                      #96
                                                      You ok bud? Are you out yet? If not relax and make sure you have a room with a tv and dont miss a wager.
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                                                      • Itsamazing777
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-14-12
                                                        • 12602

                                                        #97
                                                        The coach may be undergoing surgery as we speak
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #98
                                                          No I did all the test waiting for results
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                                                          • packerd_00
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-22-13
                                                            • 17811

                                                            #99
                                                            Get well mate,we all might bust your balls on occasion,but its never been personal.
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                                                            • Bostongambler
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 02-01-08
                                                              • 35581

                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              No I did all the test waiting for results
                                                              Did the rabbit die?
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                                                              • The Kraken
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 12-25-11
                                                                • 28918

                                                                #101
                                                                You on the mend yet?
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                                                                • klemopixx
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 10-02-14
                                                                  • 3807

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Originally posted by Snowball
                                                                  JJ full recovery (-7500)
                                                                  Fade this
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                                                                  • funnyb25
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 07-09-09
                                                                    • 39663

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                                    Sure...

                                                                    Dear Shari,

                                                                    How bout a balls-to-the-wall GOOD-BYE BOINK for your buddy Biter?

                                                                    And YES, we can go ATM as many times as you like for as long as your sphincter holds up.

                                                                    Yeah, I know you told me @ the poker table you LOVE THAT... but, I care about you, girl... and there's no way I'm gonna leave SBR while simultaneously leaving you with a prolapsed rectum. No can do, baby.

                                                                    So.... how bout it, doll? You got my digits. Make like Carly Rae Jepson and "Call me".

                                                                    Or, if not Jepson, make like Jane or Judy Jetson so I can shoot my Spacely Sprockets all up inside your tight lil:



                                                                    Sincerely,

                                                                    BoNeMe ShArI OiOiOi
                                                                    woah...thought this would have been deleted
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                                                                    • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 08-18-11
                                                                      • 7537

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Originally posted by funnyb25
                                                                      woah...thought this would have been deleted
                                                                      Why?
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                                                                      • JJJ
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 05-03-11
                                                                        • 2610

                                                                        #105
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