In Hospital ... Someone embed video

Bostongambler · 08-19-16, 10:50 PM

Women problems?

The Kraken · 08-19-16, 10:55 PM

BG, if you were to hop on your yacht right now, how long vefore you could be with coach at his bedside?

jjgold · 08-19-16, 11:05 PM

Thanks men

No idea what I got
Says liver issues and I rarely drink
Fever daily

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 08-19-16, 11:06 PM

Pffft... spent 3 weeks in ICU in '14 w/respiratory failure, tPA treatment for bilateral PE's to boot, family called in for last rites, rehab stint afterward...

IOW..... BUCK UP, NANCY! You look like you'll be home soon (let's hope so, GL... get well).

And krackie... I got some Dilaudid administered various times last fall when I was in for more clotting issues (I've had percs, vicodin, etc.) That drug.... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... fast.

Sam Odom · 08-19-16, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Thanks men

No idea what I got
Says liver issues and I rarely drink
Fever daily

go vegan

King Mayan · 08-19-16, 11:10 PM

All the videos of him raising his blood pressure thru the roof finally caught up to him...

Rip JJgold

Sam Odom · 08-19-16, 11:11 PM

Mayan STFU

Bostongambler · 08-19-16, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

BG, if you were to hop on your yacht right now, how long vefore you could be with coach at his bedside?

By daybreak. He might be a goner by then though.

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 08-19-16, 11:13 PM

Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat

Coach, get well soon. Walk should send over one of the female-posters to check-in on you.

Johnny just PM'd me and said he's sending tt (kinda sorta female, fellates, all good), so... Walk's ON IT.

The Kraken · 08-19-16, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Thanks men

No idea what I got
Says liver issues and I rarely drink
Fever daily

Fukking ER doctors

Coach, go see a real doctor tomorrow

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 08-19-16, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Says liver issues and I rarely drink

We tried to tell you those pansy Apple Ales were garbage.

King Mayan · 08-19-16, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

Mayan STFU

Fukk you Old Man!!

Russian Rocket · 08-19-16, 11:45 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

this is why you pay your local

get well

Cuddles remember when you were in a hospital not that long ago with a broken back? Looks like now it's Coach's turn

gauchojake · 08-19-16, 11:52 PM

Coach get better soon. NFL season needs you pal.

Seaweed · 08-19-16, 11:53 PM

Russian Rocket is the crop master

pilebuck13 · 08-19-16, 11:53 PM

Er doctors are terrible kraken is right

The Kraken · 08-20-16, 12:13 AM

Coach i would ask for blood cultures and a hepatic ultrasound, for starters

Russian Rocket · 08-20-16, 12:16 AM

Coach also post a stool culture right in here so Kraken can verify to make sure everything looks solid

grease lightnin · 08-20-16, 12:20 AM

Get well coach

Da Manster! · 08-20-16, 12:30 AM

19th Hole · 08-20-16, 12:47 AM

Can't keep a good man down for long.
Get well soon Boss...

importmoon · 08-20-16, 12:47 AM

AUGUST is the worst month for ER.. all rookies... another one bite the dust... Feel better man...

Jayvegas420 · 08-20-16, 01:09 AM

Are there slots in the hospitals there?

turtlejc · 08-20-16, 02:07 AM

Rockets avatar

Get well soon coach

Duckshit · 08-20-16, 02:47 AM

Hey! What's happening?

Get better soon jj!

Mac4Lyfe · 08-20-16, 03:00 AM

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 08-20-16, 03:04 AM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Coach also post a stool culture right in here so Kraken can verify to make sure everything looks solid

^^ SHARP

And while I didn't go to Med School, I played a shitload of "Doctor" w/Judy Brown when I was a kid... so I believe I can help, too.

Post like Rocketeer advises so we can evaluate with the famous Bristol chart:

Of course, they didn't want to list Type 8, but, suffice it to say... if your stool kinda looks like Weeder in his mask then: YOU'RE BEYOND FUKKED AND JUST TELL US WHETHER YOU WANNA BE BURIED OR CREMATED AND YOUR SBR BRETHREN WILL HANDLE IT.

jjgold · 08-20-16, 03:16 AM

You guys making me laugh in bed
What nuts

Doing s Ton of tests tomorrow

Thanks again all

kidcudi92 · 08-20-16, 03:21 AM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Cuddles remember when you were in a hospital not that long ago with a broken back? Looks like now it's Coach's turn

the ER made jj have hair, its a miracle!

The Giant · 08-20-16, 03:41 AM

JJ, do not die on us.

We aren't ready for the Seaweed regimen to start just yet.

Get better, pal.

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 08-20-16, 03:44 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

You guys making me laugh in bed

If you wanna *really* laugh...have a nurse take a lil peek tween your legs.

Her subsequent laughing spasms will get YOU laughing, too.

She might even ask to take a picture of it for the medical books and to show her girlfriends when they're out getting hammered on a Saturday night.

Doing s Ton of tests tomorrow

Thanks again all

Seriously... GL w/your testing and may you get out and feel better, soon.
Hospital Living blows -- here's hoping ya have a speedy recovery.

(<------ str8 whiskey... not no pansy apple ales)

Seaweed · 08-20-16, 03:46 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

JJ, do not die on us.

We aren't ready for the Seaweed regimen to start just yet.

Get better, pal.

We aren't???

You mean i wasted money on rat poison for nothing?

The Giant · 08-20-16, 03:50 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

We aren't???

You mean i wasted money on rat poison for nothing?

Yes.

Please let JJ be. He should die of natural causes in about 3-5 years.

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 08-20-16, 03:58 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

We aren't ready for the Seaweed regimen to start just yet.

Or EVER, even.

The day THAT happens I bribe Rumsfeld & Cheney to join SBR so they can immediately implement a "regime change".

Gotta admit, it'd be kinda cool seeing Dubya doing shit like this:

The Giant · 08-20-16, 04:03 AM

Biteme, with the current avatar you're supporting, combined with the little note I just left for Shari, you're not going to be seeing any new regimes, let alone the weekend.

Any last words?