UT Fan Proposes To His Lardass Girlfriend On The 50 Yard Line

GT21Megatron · 04-26-15, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by daneblazer

Probably sounds like rap music or a boot stuck in mud

jjgold · 04-26-15, 10:52 AM

No stuck in this trash city no money to leave will eventually get out might be better pussy in other states

Originally posted by bradthebloke

you in texas now JJ? san antonio here, in regards to the pig, id ask her why she wants to keep the fat, why is she marrying a fat ass, doesnt she know shes gonna have fat babies, the sweathog probably even wouldnt know she was pregnant until she lifted her sasquatch leg to pitch a fart and a baby fell out. id ask if she was dropped on her head as a kid but that would imply that someone was able to pick her up

manny24 · 04-26-15, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

No stuck in this trash city no money to leave will eventually get out might be better pussy in other states

Opie just stop!

Da Manster! · 04-26-15, 02:35 PM

possible offspring?!...

packerd_00 · 04-26-15, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

possible offspring?!...

Well have to try and set her up with JJ.

thechaoz · 04-26-15, 03:11 PM

Don't subject yourself to this life...get the dating hookup apps...and cl

daneblazer · 04-26-15, 03:15 PM

Say what you want about UT, but I've always been impressed with the ability of Neyland stadium to hold 30 million lbs of Vol fans during game day. It has to be one of the wonders of the world. Right up there with the Hoover Dam

Da Manster! · 04-26-15, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Well have to try and set her up with JJ.

I've got my people working on it as we speak!...

jjgold · 04-26-15, 06:29 PM

I have Failed with dating apps they are impossible to meet people

If you don't look like Tom Cruise they don't respond

Dirty Sanchez · 04-26-15, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I don't like Houston I would only go to Dallas, Fort Worth, Tyler, San Antonio or Austin seaweed.

Fat girls even reject me

Let's be honest here...when this shows up on your doorstep what would you do?

jjgold · 04-26-15, 07:03 PM

Fidel_CashFlow · 04-26-15, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by Mr KLC

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El Nino · 04-26-15, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

Let's be honest here...when this shows up on your doorstep what would you do?

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jjgold · 04-26-15, 08:43 PM

A lot of action in this thread all though like guys that cannot get laid

Da Manster! · 04-26-15, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

damn elephant had enough sense to pull out!...

Mr KLC · 04-26-15, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

damn elephant had enough sense to pull out!...

I was thinking the same thing. No paternity suit in his future.