UT Fan Proposes To His Lardass Girlfriend On The 50 Yard Line

[Mr KLC]

In lieu of wedding gifts, the groom would probably prefer a bag of flour, so he can roll her in it and go for the wet spot on their wedding night. I swear it looks like he is hugging a man in the picture.

[jjgold]

KLC post a photo of your girl so we can compare

My ex wife was fat..come at me Bro

[Mr KLC]

KLC post a photo of your girl so we can compare

My ex wife was fat..come at me Bro

My wife is a size 12. Its not like going on a Jupiter Jump when we have sex.

[jjgold]

klc points for you if you post pics of her nude

[Mr KLC]

klc points for you if you post pics of her nude

Points??

[klemopixx]

Imagine sex for those two. No way he gets it in missionary position. Its either doggy style or the scissor lock.

[jjgold]

Heavy girls are good in bed

I got laid 3 times lifetime 2x by ex wife and she was heavy and I came both times under 20 seconds

KLC get some shots of her in the shower

[Mr KLC]

Imagine sex for those two. No way he gets it in missionary position. Its either doggy style or the scissor lock.

Or a lot of oral sex which might be OK. I heard fat girls give the best head anyway.

[TheMoneyShot]

I still laugh at these kind of photos. Just looks like 2 beached whales.

[daneblazer]

Imagine sex for those two. No way he gets it in missionary position. Its either doggy style or the scissor lock.

Probably sounds like rap music or a boot stuck in mud

[daneblazer]

Looks like a Red Sox fan too. Not sure how the hell that happened

[existential]

vols on the cusp of being very good again

[Jerm3462]

I don't think the holes in her jeans were put there by the manufacturer as a fashion statement.
Them bitches ripped!

[jjgold]

I just watch a few porn vids with oversize people penetrating loved it

[manny24]

chubby chasers

[Da Manster!]

/SBR DOESN'T KNOW, SBR DOESN'T KNOW!
WE GO TO CHURCH ON A SATURDAY NIGHT!
SBR DOESN'T KNOW, SBR DOESN'T KNOW!
PHAT AZZ WHITE GIRLS ARE ALRIGHT!...

[manny24]

wait match up the tiddees

[Dirty Sanchez]

KLC post a photo of your girl so we can compare

My ex wife was fat..come at me Bro

She was so fat...when she stepped on a scale it spit out a card "one at a time please"

[badgerguy]

I would...

[MickeyMan]

I wonder what her snatch smells like

[Mr KLC]

She was so fat...when she stepped on a scale it spit out a card "one at a time please"

She's so fat that when she wears a raincoat people hail her down and say, "TAXI!!!"

[daneblazer]

Mom and dad are proud

[El Nino]

I just watch a few porn vids with oversize people penetrating loved it

[klemopixx]

I bet when she gets on her knees her belly touches the ground. The inside of her thighs are permanently discolored because they've never seen daylight.

[El Nino]

I bet her b-hole looks better than Rod's chicks.

[artyfudgepacker]

Hey! Big girls need luv too!!!

[broadway6]

guy is wearing a redsox hat...what a fan

[packerd_00]

I just watch a few porn vids with oversize people penetrating loved it

Audition mate,you could be the next Ron Jeremy

[jjgold]

Packerd so many guys here hating and they cannot even get laid like me

[sourtwist]

I wonder what her snatch smells like

I wonder what it doesn't smell like

[jjgold]

Sourball when was the last time you got laid??

[Seaweed]

JJ, come visit me in Houston

[packerd_00]

Packerd so many guys here hating and they cannot even get laid like me

Sometimes any port in the storm can do the trick,chuncky girls will spend the money on a guy so your never broke.

[jjgold]

I don't like Houston I would only go to Dallas, Fort Worth, Tyler, San Antonio or Austin seaweed.


Fat girls even reject me

[bradthebloke]

you in texas now JJ? san antonio here, in regards to the pig, id ask her why she wants to keep the fat, why is she marrying a fat ass, doesnt she know shes gonna have fat babies, the sweathog probably even wouldnt know she was pregnant until she lifted her sasquatch leg to pitch a fart and a baby fell out. id ask if she was dropped on her head as a kid but that would imply that someone was able to pick her up