Jerkoffs stay at the same hotels in Vegas

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Jerkoffs stay at the same hotels in Vegas
    I always hear people talking when they do go to Las Vegas they stay in the same place every time every year

    There are so many places to explore in the city but people are creatures of habit and do not like to explore new hotels

    Listen to me I'm a Las Vegas expert an urge all of you to try many different places in many different sports books and stop being so commercial in your lives
  • BIGDAY
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 02-17-10
    • 48245

    #2
    I'm a hick. I like staying at the Golden Nugget.

    I can wear my cowboy boots there.
    Comment
    • mpaschal34
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-04-13
      • 12087

      #3
      Do experts get taken for $$ in the alley while being left naked?
      Comment
      • BIGDAY
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 02-17-10
        • 48245

        #4
        Also, at the nugget, they don't make fun of my $10 wagers.

        You should've seen the clerks face at the Ceasars when I went to the window for a $10 bet. Guy was pissed. Then I asked for a drink ticket, he laughed so hard he damn near had a cardiac. Fuk him.
        Comment
        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          if you need a guide to the names/locations of street walkers on Tropicana, JJ's your man........ just the names and locations, not whether they are any good in bed, give good head, or might be trannies, as he never got past second base with any of em.

          despite spending over $2k on em.......
          Comment
          • Smoke
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-09-09
            • 48111

            #6
            You must have never stayed at mandalay bay corbin
            Comment
            • tony_come
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-31-10
              • 21695

              #7
              Originally posted by Smoke
              You must have never stayed at mandalay bay corbin
              Smokiest we'll see you soon

              smokiest your room is waiting
              Comment
              • Smoke
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-09-09
                • 48111

                #8
                Originally posted by tony_come
                Smokiest we'll see you soon

                smokiest your room is waiting
                Thanks toniest

                Next weekend is on me
                Comment
                • jose21_us
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-24-10
                  • 3844

                  #9
                  Bellagio is the way I go pimp.
                  Comment
                  • mcdonae101
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-02-14
                    • 3646

                    #10
                    palazzo
                    Comment
                    • Jayvegas420
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-09-11
                      • 28213

                      #11
                      Stay at the same place until you find something cheaper.
                      Comment
                      • frostno98
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-11-07
                        • 9769

                        #12
                        What is the best cheapest hotel outside both strips.
                        Comment
                        • Jon702
                          SBR Hustler
                          • 01-21-15
                          • 67

                          #13
                          Love staying at the LVH (westgate now). Free drinks all day long in the sportsbook. Waitresses don't give a shit as long as you're tipping and have bet tickets in hand.

                          Venetian is best for poker. Plenty of $1-2 games and of course, free drinks and shots all day/night.
                          Comment
                          • mpaschal34
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-04-13
                            • 12087

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jose21_us
                            Bellagio is the way I go pimp.
                            Have played at the Bellagio many times but never stayed there. However have reservations for my birthday this year. Looking forward to it.
                            Comment
                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BIGDAY
                              I'm a hick. I like staying at the Golden Nugget.

                              I can wear my cowboy boots there.
                              TRASH.....one of worst in Vegas

                              Pool right in fukkin lobby..I was there 2 months ago and was dressed very well in lobby going to make a fukkin sports bet and some fat fuk kid splashed me when he jumped in the fukkin pool..lobby that fukkin close. I called his fat ass parent a fukkin jerkoff

                              BIGDAY NOT TODAY
                              Comment
                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                TRASH.....one of worst in Vegas

                                Pool right in fukkin lobby..I was there 2 months ago and was dressed very well in lobby going to make a fukkin sports bet and some fat fuk kid splashed me when he jumped in the fukkin pool..lobby that fukkin close. I called his fat ass parent a fukkin jerkoff

                                BIGDAY NOT TODAY
                                was it randy quaid and his fat ass "vegas vacation" kids filming a sequil? I hope so, as that would be good to see on film!
                                Comment
                                • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-08-14
                                  • 14988

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  TRASH.....one of worst in Vegas

                                  Pool right in fukkin lobby..I was there 2 months ago and was dressed very well in lobby going to make a fukkin sports bet and some fat fuk kid splashed me when he jumped in the fukkin pool..lobby that fukkin close. I called his fat ass parent a fukkin jerkoff

                                  BIGDAY NOT TODAY

                                  Comment
                                  • Jeffie
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 04-06-12
                                    • 3428

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    TRASH.....one of worst in Vegas

                                    Pool right in fukkin lobby..I was there 2 months ago and was dressed very well in lobby going to make a fukkin sports bet and some fat fuk kid splashed me when he jumped in the fukkin pool..lobby that fukkin close. I called his fat ass parent a fukkin jerkoff

                                    BIGDAY NOT TODAY
                                    Fawkin classic!
                                    Comment
                                    • BIGDAY
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 02-17-10
                                      • 48245

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      TRASH.....one of worst in Vegas

                                      Pool right in fukkin lobby..I was there 2 months ago and was dressed very well in lobby going to make a fukkin sports bet and some fat fuk kid splashed me when he jumped in the fukkin pool..lobby that fukkin close. I called his fat ass parent a fukkin jerkoff

                                      BIGDAY NOT TODAY



                                      Last time I was there, I ran through the lobby with my swim trunks, cowboy hat, and 24oz bud diesel yelling "YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAWWWWWWWW!!"

                                      Place is great for guys like me.
                                      Comment
                                      • laclippers504
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 08-21-06
                                        • 4553

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                        Also, at the nugget, they don't make fun of my $10 wagers.

                                        You should've seen the clerks face at the Ceasars when I went to the window for a $10 bet. Guy was pissed. Then I asked for a drink ticket, he laughed so hard he damn near had a cardiac. Fuk him.
                                        Rofl
                                        Comment
                                        • TheMoneyShot
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 02-14-07
                                          • 28672

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by frostno98
                                          What is the best cheapest hotel outside both strips.
                                          The Rio. Very affordable rates. Very nice rooms. Some days you can get a room for $49.00 + tax
                                          Comment
                                          • tony_come
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-31-10
                                            • 21695

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Smoke
                                            Thanks toniest

                                            Next weekend is on me
                                            Make sure your balls are not inflated
                                            Comment
                                            • Jayvegas420
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-09-11
                                              • 28213

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                              The Rio. Very affordable rates. Very nice rooms. Some days you can get a room for $49.00 + tax + resort fee
                                              Fixed

                                              Take the tunnel behind EXCALIBUR to get to Tropicana E.(I believe)
                                              Wild Wild West, Comfort Inn & a few other national chains are on that stretch for as low as $139. No resort fee, no deposit & no hidden taxes or fees.
                                              That's per week.

                                              You dont even need to walk down as far as The Orleans.

                                              Or head down Harmon, past Local for the same deal but no linens or TP or any services.
                                              Comment
                                              • Smoke
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-09-09
                                                • 48111

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by tony_come
                                                Make sure your balls are not inflated
                                                Toniest i got blue balls
                                                Comment
                                                • Grits n' Gravy
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 06-10-10
                                                  • 13024

                                                  #25
                                                  You go to Vegas for a vacation and stay in a weekly hooker hotel Jay? Why bother going.

                                                  JJ's bald ass would fit in with the rest of the white trash at a place like Circus Circus.
                                                  Comment
                                                  • Jayvegas420
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 03-09-11
                                                    • 28213

                                                    #26
                                                    Because you shouldn't be spending more than 5-6 hours a day in your room.
                                                    If I had your cash critter, I'd stay at Encore or Venetian.
                                                    I don't. I have about 1/300th of your roll. So I gotta save everywhere I can.
                                                    It's not really what u would call a vacation.
                                                    Comment
                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #27
                                                      Circus Circus has the best steak house on west coast
                                                      Comment
                                                      • mcaulay777
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 09-13-10
                                                        • 1769

                                                        #28
                                                        The Strip is for the young and is to touristy for me.I stay at the Southpoint or The Fiesta Henderson prob the Fiesta Henderson 75% of the time its just places I feel comfortable at.I always rent a car when I go to Las Vegas so the Fiesta and Southpoint are very easy to get in and out of and I just drive all over the place.Every once in a while I will stay at the Red Rock. But as I of said many times I just love the Fiesta Henderson.
                                                        Comment
                                                        • YorkHunt
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 12-11-10
                                                          • 7496

                                                          #29
                                                          Who sleeps in vegas
                                                          Comment
                                                          • broadway6
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-14-09
                                                            • 13337

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                                            Also, at the nugget, they don't make fun of my $10 wagers.

                                                            You should've seen the clerks face at the Ceasars when I went to the window for a $10 bet. Guy was pissed. Then I asked for a drink ticket, he laughed so hard he damn near had a cardiac. Fuk him.

                                                            And I thought u were a baller. A fukkin $10 bet?
                                                            Comment
                                                            • BIGDAY
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 02-17-10
                                                              • 48245

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by broadway6
                                                              And I thought u were a baller. A fukkin $10 bet?

                                                              Broadway, I had to sell almost all of my hunting and trapping pelts just to get the flights down to DR for the bash pal...

                                                              $25 for coyote fir.
                                                              $15 for beaver or muskrat.
                                                              Comment
                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81450

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                                                I'm a hick. I like staying at the Golden Nugget.

                                                                I can wear my cowboy boots there.
                                                                Bigday, I like the Nugget too.

                                                                Last time I was there with my brother and his son we were at the pool and my nephew jumps into the water and splashes this bald prikk that was walking by. Dude was wearing a 70's suit and thought he was looking sharp. He was so pissed when he got wet. He looked at me and called me a fukkin jerkoff because I was laughing at him. Everybody was laughing. He probably thought I was he kid's Dad.

                                                                That was a good Vegas memory that I will never forget.
                                                                Comment
                                                                • broadway6
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 11-14-09
                                                                  • 13337

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                                                  Broadway, I had to sell almost all of my hunting and trapping pelts just to get the flights down to DR for the bash pal...

                                                                  $25 for coyote fir.
                                                                  $15 for beaver or muskrat.

                                                                  at least you didn't have sell venison or elk tenderloin.
                                                                  Comment
                                                                  • tony_come
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 03-31-10
                                                                    • 21695

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Smoke
                                                                    Toniest i got blue balls
                                                                    What's the pressure psi
                                                                    Comment
                                                                    • Smoke
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 10-09-09
                                                                      • 48111

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by tony_come
                                                                      What's the pressure psi
                                                                      Toniest i dont know

                                                                      Toniest they are just big and blue
                                                                      Comment
                                                                      Search
                                                                      Collapse
                                                                      SBR Contests
                                                                      Collapse
                                                                      Top-Rated US Sportsbooks
                                                                      Collapse
                                                                      Working...