What did you ask for for Christmas?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

There isn't really anything I want, but family always asks so I just threw some things out there.

1. Cologne
2. Coffee (K-cups)
3. Forks
4. Beef Jerky
5. Cheese (preferably Manchego from Spain)

Guaranteed that I will get none of the above and end up getting shit I will never use.

[jjgold]

Lol

Beef Jerky


Me??

iPad
Cologne
Recliner
Label maker
Can opener
New iPhone
Gold chain
Xbox
New leather pants
Winter coat
$50 staples gift certificate
New set of tools
TV.. 42 inch
New belts
Candy (snickers, jellyfish)
Omaha Steaks

Getting fukkin nothing though

[El Nino]

I said cologne as well Daggles. Burberry Brit.

[opie1988]

I said cologne as well Daggles. Burberry Brit.

I usually get a bottle of that. I'm a big fan.

I alternate between it and Ralph Lauren Purple Label daily.

Bitches be all up on my jock wit' it.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Lol

Beef Jerky


Me??

iPad
Cologne
Recliner
Label maker
Can opener
New iPhone
Gold chain
Xbox
New leather pants
Winter coat
$50 staples gift certificate
New set of tools
TV.. 42 inch
New belts
Candy (snickers, jellyfish)
Omaha Steaks

Getting fukkin nothing though

Hey Michael, you asked for a lot of shit for somebody who hasn't bought christmas presents in years.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I said cologne as well Daggles. Burberry Brit.

I've never had that cologne El Nino. I wonder if its too late to tell family now. I asked for Cool Water or Curve.

But I want bitches to be all up on my jock wit' it, so will have to find out if anybody is doing any last minute xmas shopping.

[opie1988]

But I want bitches to be all up on my jock wit' it, so will have to find out if anybody is doing any last minute xmas shopping.

Word.

[robmpink]

[jjgold]

I bet Opie's house loaded with gifts

Diggity so true

I dream

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I bet Opie's house loaded with gifts

Diggity so true

I dream

He sent me a picture this morning.

Opie's wife goes crazy with his kredit cardz.

[warbux]

I have noone to ask.

Thats the brightside of being alone I buy myself christmas presents all year long. For once I wish I had someone I could buy for (not you guys unless you come over and cook a meal).

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I have noone to ask.

Thats the brightside of being alone I buy myself christmas presents all year long. For once I wish I had someone I could buy for (not you guys unless you come over and cook a meal).

War, where do you live?

Russian Rocket is a good cook.

[Russian Rocket]

a new cokk ring for Xmas would be nice

never trusted anyone with gifting me a cologne -always buy it for myself

[Mr KLC]

Asked my wife for 2 things.

1. Sex
2. Stop wanting to do things around the house when I'm watching the Texans, Rockets, or Astros.

[Russian Rocket]

Russian Rocket is a good cook.

[grease lightnin]

Can opener

New leather pants

If you get new leather pants you won't need a new can opener as I am sure some faggola will gladly open your can with those pants on.

[El Nino]

I've never had that cologne El Nino. I wonder if its too late to tell family now. I asked for Cool Water or Curve.

But I want bitches to be all up on my jock wit' it, so will have to find out if anybody is doing any last minute xmas shopping.

I liked Cool Water, but always thought of it as a Junior High/High School cologne. That and Tommy were my first cologne. Def. have to up your cologne game if you want the bitches to be all up on yo jock. Burberry, Kenneth Cole Reaction, Acqua Di Gio should be in every man's arsenal. Opie prob rocks some more musky stuff so when he is sitting in his office surrounded by marble and mahogany, he intimidates everyone who enters.

[King Mayan]

2 big booty bitches.

[jjgold]

I want a girl


I wish all here great health


Diggity I bet your right

The perfect xmas and husband

Although he fuks every chick he can on the side

A sex nut

[robmpink]

He sent me a picture this morning.

Opie's wife goes crazy with his kredit cardz.

Looks like that bike is for a 2 or 3 year old.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I liked Cool Water, but always thought of it as a Junior High/High School cologne. That and Tommy were my first cologne. Def. have to up your cologne game if you want the bitches to be all up on yo jock. Burberry, Kenneth Cole Reaction, Acqua Di Gio should be in every man's arsenal. Opie prob rocks some more musky stuff so when he is sitting in his office surrounded by marble and mahogany, he intimidates everyone who enters.

I have kenneth cole and acqua di gio already.

The way you feel about cool water is how I feel about Drakkar noir. I just find it funny when a grown man walks by and I get a whiff of drakkar.

Maybe its time to retire the cool water.

[Smoke]

My pops usually puts $300 into my heritage account and tells me i better win

I tell him its easy when you fade the weasel

[El Nino]

I have kenneth cole and acqua di gio already.

The way you feel about cool water is how I feel about Drakkar noir. I just find it funny when a grown man walks by and I get a whiff of drakkar.

Maybe its time to retire the cool water.

Haha yeah, I never wore Drakkar. I remember getting a gift pack one Christmas with a bunch of mini cologne and that was in there. Thought it smelled awful. Maybe I was just ahead of my time rocking Cool Water back in the day. My usual rule is if you see Clothing or Cologne available at Walmart, probably time to retire that brand.

[Seaweed]

Turtles chocolates
$100 cash
New pajama
New mask
Butterscotch candycanes
Bottle of St Remys

[King Mayan]

I have kenneth cole and acqua di gio already.

The way you feel about cool water is how I feel about Drakkar noir. I just find it funny when a grown man walks by and I get a whiff of drakkar.

Maybe its time to retire the cool water.

Bitches love the smell of testosterone not some pussy flower smell.. Man the Fukk up diggity.

[TankHankerous]

Hockey stick, quadcopter drone, ps4, ipad, new balance sneakers, baseball glove, lava lamp, odell beckham jr fathead, headphones, gloves, and some stocking stuffers from "santa" yeah right mom and dad, i know santa isnt real

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Bitches love the smell of testosterone not some pussy flower smell.. Man the Fukk up diggity.

If by testosterone you mean that funk that My yard workers Juan and Manolo carry with them, no thanks. Gimme the pussy flower smell, homie.

[King Mayan]

If by testosterone you mean that funk that My yard workers Juan and Manolo carry with them, no thanks. Gimme the pussy flower smell, homie.

Ah man you would be surprised the amount of pussy Manolo gets.. All the while your right hand grows stronger and stronger, homie.

[warbux]

Cant wear cologne I'm allergic so I use scented lotions, maybe thats why I'm single.

[tony_come]

I want everybody to get along

[Smoke]

I want everybody to get along

Toniest this weekend on me

Thanks for playing

[Russian Rocket]

Smokey thanks for playing, but we won't be paying

[tony_come]

Smokiest I need a winner buddy

[Smoke]

Rockiest thats OK its on us

Toniest take zona

[El Nino]

Bitches love the smell of testosterone not some pussy flower smell.. Man the Fukk up diggity.

Mayan uses sweat and used astroglide lube for cologne. That's how he gets all the twinks.