What did you ask for for Christmas?

[The Giant]

I asked for a few dollars to get down on a bail-out late-night parlay.

[Smoke]

I asked for a few dollars to get down on a bail-out late-night parlay.

[tony_come]

Rockiest thats OK its on us

Toniest take zona

Smokiest come stay with us

[Smoke]

Smokiest come stay with us

Toniest i run the joint

You play, you stay

[Russian Rocket]

Smokie... the dude is gay, so if he stay, he may

[gauchojake]

I'm seriously one of the luckiest guys in the world. I buy what I want when I want (which isn't much). I just tell people to send money to my kids' college accounts.

I still have cologne from 10 years ago so that's never on the list. I usually steal magazine inserts if i want to try something new.

[Ballerholic]

Friends
Lock of my crush's hair
For my parents to start answering my phone calls
Deodorant
Cat food

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Ah man you would be surprised the amount of pussy Manolo gets.. All the while your right hand grows stronger and stronger, homie.

Wrong. Juan is the pussy magnet, he's a very funny dude and chicks dig that. Manolo is shy around the ladies. He ends up drinking until he can no longer walk. Sloppy.

[gauchojake]

Wrong. Juan is the pussy magnet, he's a very funny dude and chicks dig that. Manolo is shy around the ladies. He ends up drinking until he can no longer walk. Sloppy.

This is why the mower has a counter weight

[jjgold]

Pussies wear cologne

[irishstuey]

Now I get this place. A bunch of dudes who care about cologne. Grow a pair. Smell like a man. I asked for a new table saw and some good beer. Already got a new TV last year.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Pussies wear cologne

You motherfukker, you asked for cologne also.

[The Giant]

Now I get this place. A bunch of dudes who care about cologne. Grow a pair. Smell like a man. I asked for a new table saw and some good beer. Already got a new TV last year.

What are you smelling of tonight, Stuey?

By the way, boxers or briefs?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Giant, he smells like cheap beer. Did you not read his post?

[irishstuey]

Lagunitas brown shugga. 9.9% for 10 bucks a sixer. And a man that doesn't wear cologne.

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

So...... Your gay?

[irishstuey]

Define gay? I am happy your hawks made me enough to but 10 more six packs. Could have kept it under 28.5 for the big WIN though

[gauchojake]

Stuey nooooo

[irishstuey]

Stuey nooooo

Don't be sassy pants with me

[King Mayan]

Diggity change the thread title..

This is a cologne/perfume thread now.

[Seaweed]

I want the sex panther

[eidolon]

I asked for two things:

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

To feel as if anyone enjoys my company.

Instead I will get cologne.

[Killer_Demo]

I'm getting this, Givenchy for you broke fukks, I got the original Pi as well

[tony_come]

I want a dildo for Xmas

[Smoke]

Merry xmas toniest

I want a dildo for Xmas

[no1here]

bird seed so I can watch the birds on deck from computer

[jjgold]

My ultimate gift

A hot chick to make love to

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Diggity change the thread title..

This is a cologne/perfume thread now.

Mayan, do you even wear deodorant?

[TankHankerous]

I don't own cologne, never liked the smell.

I prefer smelling like soot and ash

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I just added this to my Christmas list.