this bizzare gif illustrated another key difference between ol Dan and I.......
at my loft, when multiple babes (three or more) were present, they didn't sit around so bored out of their minds that they resorted to yoga to amuse themselves......
they generally had to work in shifts just to keep up with me; as one would get "too sore" I'd move on to the next; by the next morning I'm still going strong and half of them are passed out, a few are dousing their vagg'es in liquid Ky to get another two or three rounds in before their mollies wore off, and maybe one had strayed up to the roof top pool at my lofts, after choppin' herself a good "tony montana" sized line, to start her sunday funday with a mid-morning tan.......
but you never saw my ass sitting there on a sofa with a soft-on like ol "I still do blow but now am afraid to take viagra" Dan watching a bunch of skanks do yoga in thongs because I couldn't perform........
391K likes, 8,340 comments - danbilzerian on June 28, 2015: "@meekmill said the hood loves me, best thing I've heard this month #Bilzerian16".
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#110
guy pays for every girl
Has to go broke too
Money not coming in but only going out
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kidcudi92
SBR Posting Legend
12-14-11
15434
#111
Originally posted by jjgold
guy pays for every girl
Has to go broke too
Money not coming in but only going out
stop being jealous small dikk gold
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#112
guys with small junk like to hang out with bliz and jj, makes their kahks look big next to bliz's and jj's gherkins
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#113
anyone can pay for sex with hot models even a guy 400 pounds
Odds he has or gets HIV is very very high
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#114
i think bliz is safe, as he never really gets it in; ie, he's so short he is generally "fukkin' air"... he might be able to work one edge of a vagina, but generally him having sex is similar to you putting your index finger in and out of a empty coffee can...... no contact
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#115
Originally posted by Auto Donk
i think bliz is safe, as he never really gets it in; ie, he's so short he is generally "fukkin' air"... he might be able to work one edge of a vagina, but generally him having sex is similar to you putting your index finger in and out of a empty coffee can...... no contact
fuk the bike in the pool, get biter on the fukkin' "need a quick jerk" hotline to identify the obvious porn star trying to help remove said bike from the f'n pool......
biter, you gotta hurry on this one, pal, my better half is only out for the next hour!!!! the clock is running.....!
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#119
stand down, biter..... all is well in DonkLand.......
beginning to impress myself with my porn babe research abilities.... Toochi Kash is the apparent moniker used by the ho in the pool......
now to head to pornmd, xvideos, or xnxx to see who has her doing the absolute nastiest things imaginable......
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#120
Automan your a wannabee Bilzerian
I finally figured it out
Call me
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keepitsimple
SBR Hustler
11-27-15
51
#121
Ive met this bilzerian character in vegas. Happened to be at the same gun range as him. The women he takes photos with are not his friends. They all leave after they take photos with him with a professional photographer. I don't get how he's so wealthy unless he's connected to the mafia or drug cartels.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#122
Originally posted by keepitsimple
Ive met this bilzerian character in vegas. Happened to be at the same gun range as him. The women he takes photos with are not his friends. They all leave after they take photos with him with a professional photographer. I don't get how he's so wealthy unless he's connected to the mafia or drug cartels.
His father
I bet he rarely bangs any of them
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keepitsimple
SBR Hustler
11-27-15
51
#123
Originally posted by jjgold
His father
I bet he rarely bangs any of them
It is very plausible to make millions playing cash games or in the financial markets but without a real day job ever (other than a few years in the military) It would make sense that its family money (heir money)
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#124
Originally posted by keepitsimple
It is very plausible to make millions playing cash games or in the financial markets but without a real day job ever (other than a few years in the military) It would make sense that its family money (heir money)
Anybody that plays poker daily dies broke including pros
Vegas full of so called pro poker players basically homeless
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#125
I can't think of a better way to die!
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sweep
SBR Posting Legend
10-09-10
16753
#126
Wonder how much of a campaign donation he had to make to grab this pic.....
478K likes, 41K comments - danbilzerian on December 16, 2015: "In an age of pussified political correctness, you have to respect people who remain unfiltered".
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#127
a ton sweeper
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thechaoz
SBR Posting Legend
10-23-09
12154
#128
Originally posted by keepitsimple
It is very plausible to make millions playing cash games or in the financial markets but without a real day job ever (other than a few years in the military) It would make sense that its family money (heir money)
iys well known his father is the money source
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Plaza23
SBR Hall of Famer
12-29-13
7392
#129
He's like a male version of Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton. Total poser. People that don't work, and never make their own money for themselves, are losers. There's nothing interesting about a trust fund baby burning thru the allowance his father gives him. And this guy is in his mid 30s.
I'm envious of the guys that start with nothing, and take over the world. Even a schlub like Chris Moneymaker has a more intriguing story than this idiot.
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BennyBigNuts
SBR Hall of Famer
04-16-12
8700
#130
Bunch of fkn morons in this thread.
Guys an AWFUL poker player.
All he does is donate, rebuy, donate more, then laugh about it.
His dad threatened to cut him off because of how much he was giving away in games.
Every single penny he has is from daddy, who is tycoon billionaire.
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vividjohn45
SBR Hall of Famer
11-21-10
6331
#131
Originally posted by Russian Rocket
the guy fukked more women than all of us combined in this thread - enough said
he can do whatever the fukk he wants with his money
Yah. Like lose it big time. Its proly hard to beat professional players no matter his talent level. But he mite want to pay a pro to train him how to play
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#132
though i don't keep track, or didn't keep track of my numbers I should say, as I haven't been racking em up by the dozens anymore, since I got remarried, I'd nevertheless think that RR needs to omit mine from the statement above to be accurate in his comment......
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#133
ps.... i should note that, in the more important category than sheer number of women you've had your junk in, that being the number of orgasms you've caused women to have.... I know I'd beat the bliz and his tiny junk by a number with five digits in it......
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#134
Auto man I am going to call you blizerian when we meet
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#135
you must wanna get knocked out even quicker than I had envisioned......
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#136
Auto man your a dead ringer for blizerian
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sweep
SBR Posting Legend
10-09-10
16753
#137
This hamburger has an instagram account for his cat:
Guys a jerkoff, thought Black Friday was in 2009..... not a bad listen/laugh here tho....Rogan opens up by saying " if I was a 16 year old kid i'd want to live just like you" ZING!!