Anyone Here Of This Poker Nut Dan Bilzerian

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #106
    Cuddles you do not know him

    Do not tell stories
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #107
      Originally posted by smitch124

      this bizzare gif illustrated another key difference between ol Dan and I.......

      at my loft, when multiple babes (three or more) were present, they didn't sit around so bored out of their minds that they resorted to yoga to amuse themselves......

      they generally had to work in shifts just to keep up with me; as one would get "too sore" I'd move on to the next; by the next morning I'm still going strong and half of them are passed out, a few are dousing their vagg'es in liquid Ky to get another two or three rounds in before their mollies wore off, and maybe one had strayed up to the roof top pool at my lofts, after choppin' herself a good "tony montana" sized line, to start her sunday funday with a mid-morning tan.......

      but you never saw my ass sitting there on a sofa with a soft-on like ol "I still do blow but now am afraid to take viagra" Dan watching a bunch of skanks do yoga in thongs because I couldn't perform........
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #108
        Cuddles says he rubs with him

        Lol

        Cuddles lives in sticks
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        • sweep
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-09-10
          • 16753

          #109
          391K likes, 8,340 comments - danbilzerian on June 28, 2015: "@meekmill said the hood loves me, best thing I've heard this month #Bilzerian16".


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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #110
            guy pays for every girl

            Has to go broke too

            Money not coming in but only going out
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            • kidcudi92
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-14-11
              • 15434

              #111
              Originally posted by jjgold
              guy pays for every girl

              Has to go broke too

              Money not coming in but only going out
              stop being jealous small dikk gold
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #112
                guys with small junk like to hang out with bliz and jj, makes their kahks look big next to bliz's and jj's gherkins
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #113
                  anyone can pay for sex with hot models even a guy 400 pounds
                  Odds he has or gets HIV is very very high
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #114
                    i think bliz is safe, as he never really gets it in; ie, he's so short he is generally "fukkin' air"... he might be able to work one edge of a vagina, but generally him having sex is similar to you putting your index finger in and out of a empty coffee can...... no contact
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #115
                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                      i think bliz is safe, as he never really gets it in; ie, he's so short he is generally "fukkin' air"... he might be able to work one edge of a vagina, but generally him having sex is similar to you putting your index finger in and out of a empty coffee can...... no contact
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                      • zlaroc
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 11-10-14
                        • 125

                        #116
                        Nopo
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                        • sweep
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-09-10
                          • 16753

                          #117
                          381K likes, 7,624 comments - danbilzerian on November 24, 2015: "Current situation... #YeaThatsABikeInMyFuckingPool".
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #118
                            Originally posted by sweep
                            fuk the bike in the pool, get biter on the fukkin' "need a quick jerk" hotline to identify the obvious porn star trying to help remove said bike from the f'n pool......

                            biter, you gotta hurry on this one, pal, my better half is only out for the next hour!!!! the clock is running.....!
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #119
                              stand down, biter..... all is well in DonkLand.......

                              beginning to impress myself with my porn babe research abilities.... Toochi Kash is the apparent moniker used by the ho in the pool......

                              now to head to pornmd, xvideos, or xnxx to see who has her doing the absolute nastiest things imaginable......
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #120
                                Automan your a wannabee Bilzerian

                                I finally figured it out

                                Call me
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                                • keepitsimple
                                  SBR Hustler
                                  • 11-27-15
                                  • 51

                                  #121
                                  Ive met this bilzerian character in vegas. Happened to be at the same gun range as him. The women he takes photos with are not his friends. They all leave after they take photos with him with a professional photographer. I don't get how he's so wealthy unless he's connected to the mafia or drug cartels.
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #122
                                    Originally posted by keepitsimple
                                    Ive met this bilzerian character in vegas. Happened to be at the same gun range as him. The women he takes photos with are not his friends. They all leave after they take photos with him with a professional photographer. I don't get how he's so wealthy unless he's connected to the mafia or drug cartels.
                                    His father

                                    I bet he rarely bangs any of them
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                                    • keepitsimple
                                      SBR Hustler
                                      • 11-27-15
                                      • 51

                                      #123
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      His father

                                      I bet he rarely bangs any of them
                                      It is very plausible to make millions playing cash games or in the financial markets but without a real day job ever (other than a few years in the military) It would make sense that its family money (heir money)
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #124
                                        Originally posted by keepitsimple
                                        It is very plausible to make millions playing cash games or in the financial markets but without a real day job ever (other than a few years in the military) It would make sense that its family money (heir money)

                                        Anybody that plays poker daily dies broke including pros

                                        Vegas full of so called pro poker players basically homeless
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                                        • Jayvegas420
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 03-09-11
                                          • 28213

                                          #125
                                          I can't think of a better way to die!
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                                          • sweep
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-09-10
                                            • 16753

                                            #126
                                            Wonder how much of a campaign donation he had to make to grab this pic.....

                                            478K likes, 41K comments - danbilzerian on December 16, 2015: "In an age of pussified political correctness, you have to respect people who remain unfiltered".
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #127
                                              a ton sweeper
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                                              • thechaoz
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-23-09
                                                • 12154

                                                #128
                                                Originally posted by keepitsimple
                                                It is very plausible to make millions playing cash games or in the financial markets but without a real day job ever (other than a few years in the military) It would make sense that its family money (heir money)
                                                iys well known his father is the money source
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                                                • Plaza23
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-29-13
                                                  • 7392

                                                  #129
                                                  He's like a male version of Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton. Total poser. People that don't work, and never make their own money for themselves, are losers. There's nothing interesting about a trust fund baby burning thru the allowance his father gives him. And this guy is in his mid 30s.

                                                  I'm envious of the guys that start with nothing, and take over the world. Even a schlub like Chris Moneymaker has a more intriguing story than this idiot.
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                                                  • BennyBigNuts
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 04-16-12
                                                    • 8700

                                                    #130
                                                    Bunch of fkn morons in this thread.
                                                    Guys an AWFUL poker player.
                                                    All he does is donate, rebuy, donate more, then laugh about it.
                                                    His dad threatened to cut him off because of how much he was giving away in games.
                                                    Every single penny he has is from daddy, who is tycoon billionaire.
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                                                    • vividjohn45
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 11-21-10
                                                      • 6331

                                                      #131
                                                      Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                                      the guy fukked more women than all of us combined in this thread - enough said

                                                      he can do whatever the fukk he wants with his money
                                                      Yah. Like lose it big time. Its proly hard to beat professional players no matter his talent level. But he mite want to pay a pro to train him how to play
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                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43558

                                                        #132
                                                        though i don't keep track, or didn't keep track of my numbers I should say, as I haven't been racking em up by the dozens anymore, since I got remarried, I'd nevertheless think that RR needs to omit mine from the statement above to be accurate in his comment......
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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43558

                                                          #133
                                                          ps.... i should note that, in the more important category than sheer number of women you've had your junk in, that being the number of orgasms you've caused women to have.... I know I'd beat the bliz and his tiny junk by a number with five digits in it......
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #134
                                                            Auto man I am going to call you blizerian when we meet
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                                                            • Auto Donk
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-03-13
                                                              • 43558

                                                              #135
                                                              you must wanna get knocked out even quicker than I had envisioned......
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #136
                                                                Auto man your a dead ringer for blizerian
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                                                                • sweep
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-09-10
                                                                  • 16753

                                                                  #137
                                                                  This hamburger has an instagram account for his cat:
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                                                                  • sweep
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 10-09-10
                                                                    • 16753

                                                                    #138
                                                                    Guys a jerkoff, thought Black Friday was in 2009..... not a bad listen/laugh here tho....Rogan opens up by saying " if I was a 16 year old kid i'd want to live just like you" ZING!!



                                                                    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/RX5Iw-XsWu4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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                                                                    • Ted Sheckler
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-08-14
                                                                      • 1936

                                                                      #139
                                                                      Not nearly as big of a tool as I thought after listening to that.
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                                                                      • jjgold
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                                        • 388179

                                                                        #140
                                                                        He takes steroids also

                                                                        sweeper good find
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