curryboy being bitch-slapped in every thread now.
he's become the anthony weiner of sbr.
lol
he's become the anthony weiner of sbr.
lol
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Another successful JJ thread
If you want people to be nice to each other go back to the american doll forumsComment -
Persian women are gorgeous. Hottest in the world if you ask me.Why are you making sh*t up dude. I don't like you becasue you suck at sports betting and act like a douche. You were NEVER ANY GOOD. I mean NEVER. Since 2009 when I first joined.....you were terrible. You're just a gimmick....a schtick. Even when everyone was kissing your @ss....I saw right through you.
And I'm not Persian for the millionth time. You and a bunch of retarded wanna be cool degenerates who have no life, girl friends or jobs will never get that. But keep talking like you're someone people should actually LISTEN TO....
Whatever makes you feel good about yourself.....Comment -
If no fighting, then why would anyone come to PT?
Sure aint for winnersComment -
Nysportsgirl is pure Persian.
That is a FACT. 1000% true.
He went as far as to hit me up as an investor in a flying magic carpet business he was trying to start up.
Not sure why being Persian bothers him so much. Loshak is also Persian.
Y'all should get together and do whatever the fukk Persians do. Sword fight or whatever. Fukk do I know?Comment -
YOU KNOW YOU ARE PERSIAN ....
If you leave your house at the exact time that the event you're going to is supposed to start, no matter how far you live from the place. (Known as PST - Persian Standard Time. Usually caused by the husband/boyfriend saying "Karet nabashe...meereseem." Or the wife/girlfriend looking in her immense closet and saying "I can't find anything to wear.")
If you talk with your friends on your cell phone while you are still able to see them in the distance - at the Coffee Bean on Sunset, Cheesecake Factory in Brentwood, Sports Club Los Angeles, etc.
If you use your cell phone to tell your friend that you are outside of his/her house to pick him/her up. (Usually seen on the Wilshire Corridor- at the Wilshire Estina and other highrises.)
If your friends are named Tony, Fred and Mike, but none of them speak a word of English.
If you buy shaving cream from the Price Club...by the keg. If you have Thanksgiving dinner with sabzi polo turkey (a wild combination of Thanksgiving and aid.)
If you are still a "Virgin" (Nudge nudge wink wink.)
If you go to the doctor for a checkup and come home with medication for your mother, grandmother, uncle and next door neighbor.
If your mother fishes for compliments after the dinner, proclaiming to everyone that the berenj and khoresht needed more namak. (A strange version of this can be found in some homes in Beverly Hills or Brentwood when the Guatamalan maid who cooks for the family finds herself being yelled at by the mother in the house - "Maria you need more salt -moocho saley - namak - namak!" If after a family meal, there is a fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and play cards, waiting for their tea. (The one advantage to being a Persian man.)
If you call everyone you know as soon as there is an American nightly news show doing a story about Iran or someone from Iran. (Like the Iranian Dallas Cowboy cheerleader - We've got one of our own on America's team baby!)
If you have your own beeziness yet you are a doktor, or a mohandess.
If you never went to one day of college yet you tell everyone you are a doktor or a mohandess.
If you have lived in this country all your life, but you still talk about the revolution as if you were there.(Hamash daste eengeelesah bood.Eengeeleesaho Carter.)
If you come to this country every few months to pick up your social security checks yet you dont speak a word of English, and you have never actually worked in this country. (Gotta love the Persian grandparents.)
If you live in Westwood, Beverly Hills, Santa Monica , Bel-Air,Encino,Tarzana, or Brentwood and spend your life savings on a Mercedes Benz or a BMW so that you can seem rich to other Persians. (Thank god for leases.)
If you end all shopping ventures with "My ferend...you give me discount."
If every two months you get a new cellphone, they keep getting smaller and smaller, and you keep buying stock in whichever company you use that month.Comment -
Good ol' Players Talk.
JJ - do you still live with your aunt ?
You still ride that minivan ?!
R u still 0 - 30 - 156473 on bets ?!
Good times !!Comment -
Nysportsgirl is pure Persian.
That is a FACT. 1000% true.
He went as far as to hit me up as an investor in a flying magic carpet business he was trying to start up.
Not sure why being Persian bothers him so much. Loshak is also Persian.
Y'all should get together and do whatever the fukk Persians do. Sword fight or whatever. Fukk do I know? Unfukkinreal!
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Nysportsgirl is pure Persian.
That is a FACT. 1000% true.
He went as far as to hit me up as an investor in a flying magic carpet business he was trying to start up.
Not sure why being Persian bothers him so much. Loshak is also Persian.
Y'all should get together and do whatever the fukk Persians do. Sword fight or whatever. Fukk do I know?
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Sammy thought he was Negro masquerading as Persian
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Just to pick "SportsGuy" as you're handle speaks for itself, if you have a clue...
However, the most disturbing thing about that vid was watching them drink like 15 year old girls...Comment -
Is Magic Carpet slang for JJ's fake hair? That sh*t moves at mysterious anglesComment -
I thought you got banned for creating ghost accounts?
SBRForum poster or JoJo, can you confirm?Comment -
Bustin Nutz what was you're other handleComment -
ok its 6:10 eastern time. six more hours of this pissing contest .at 12:10 can we stop this shit and get a winner boysComment -
Posters fight because some of these clowns like bubble but think they are Bill Murray trying bust posters they think are ghosts on here..Thanks Jonelyn for confirming me.Comment -
Jo Jo can I be a ghost?
All these years of posting, never been one.Comment -
bnutz good pplsComment -
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