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[Seaweed]

For the first time ever, any questions you have or any tips you want in the world of gambling, I am here for you.

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[mbs4]

Pass

[Seaweed]

Don't be shy

[daneblazer]

Seaweed you are a good poker player. Do you use game theory or are you more of a Sklansky guy?

[lesterdymond]

Where can I find parlay cards for the upcoming football season?

[Seaweed]

Seaweed you are a good poker player. Do you use game theory or are you more of a Sklansky guy?

Thanks, Dane. I have come a long way in poker mainly due to my unparalleled ability to read the minds of my opponents. I utilize the Prisoner's Dilemma Theory when at a table of 6 or less.

[Seaweed]

Where can I find parlay cards for the upcoming football season?

Great question Chester. I recommend Bookmaker with their progressive parlay cards.

[Russian Rocket]

Seaweed I'm on a roll...Tony from 5D's is having a rough time justifying my winning streak. What would you recommend I do (besides making the withdrawals of course) to keep myself in check, so that I don't loose all of my winnings?

Thanks in advance!

[InTheDrink]

saer when is the last time you won a handicapping contest

[MoneyLineDawg]

Weeder what "crosses the line" when trying to scrounge up some change to stay in the game?

[InTheDrink]

saer do you use steel tip darts or plastic darts when making selections

[Seaweed]

Seaweed I'm on a roll...Tony from 5D's is having a rough time justifying my winning streak. What would you recommend I do (besides making the withdrawals of course) to keep myself in check, so that I don't loose all of my winnings?

Thanks in advance!

Great question but a scenerio I am too familiar with myself. I advise you to not withdrawl all at once. Second, chat with a representative and inform them that you have told your friends to sign up. Lastly, you need to lose a bet on purpose, a small parlay, this way you will not be on their radar.

[Seaweed]

saer when is the last time you won a handicapping contest

I never enter contests for real money. My only opponent are the books.

[King Mayan]

Seaweeder, how do I hide from my bookie?? I don't want to pay him.. Or get murdered.

Thanks.

[raydog]

weed, do your parents know you throw away every dollar you have on gambling? weed, does your family still sit down to dinner at the table every night? thanks

[Russian Rocket]

Great question but a scenerio I am too familiar with myself. I advise you to not withdrawl all at once. Second, chat with a representative and inform them that you have told your friends to sign up. Lastly, you need to lose a bet on purpose, a small parlay, this way you will not be on their radar.

Weeder I'm loosing parlays left and right...but I'm winning more in the process....Weeder unrael

[Seaweed]

Weeder what "crosses the line" when trying to scrounge up some change to stay in the game?

In this business, there is no such thing as "crossing the line". It's just called determination not to give up. Whatever it takes, as long as the means justify the ends. Every capper must read Machiavelli's "The Prince" to be successful.

[InTheDrink]

I never enter contests for real money. My only opponent are the books.

saer you have entered a number of contests right here on sbr and id imagine on covers as well

saer have you ever won a contest

[Seaweed]

saer do you use steel tip darts or plastic darts when making selections

I use a feathered ink pen that my dead grandpa used to write me cheques.

[jjgold]

Seaweed do you believe in the pinnacle lean??

[Seaweed]

Seaweeder, how do I hide from my bookie?? I don't want to pay him.. Or get murdered.

Thanks.

Mayan, I tried hiding before, it does not work. You become black listed and you can never leave your house without fear. If your bookie golfs, become his golf ball diver to pay off the debt.

[King Mayan]

Thank you seaweeder

[Seaweed]

weed, do your parents know you throw away every dollar you have on gambling? weed, does your family still sit down to dinner at the table every night? thanks

raymond, I only live with my grandma now. I look after her. She has no idea what I do but we do have super together every evening. She makes the best soup.

[Louisvillekid1]

Saer (tm)

what are the best ways to get $ to gamble with, when you're broke?

[JohnnyD4916]

What's the best way to handicap games and how can I be a winner? Are you a winner Seaweed?

[Seaweed]

saer you have entered a number of contests right here on sbr and id imagine on covers as well

saer have you ever won a contest

Drinker, I have won many contests throughout my lifetime. Most notably the 2009 NFL Pre-Season Challenge at CTG

[Russian Rocket]

Weeder one last question from the Russian corner:

I know your bankroll is at zero right now, but you're desperate for action, as we all are. So my question is what extremes you're willing to go to to have that reload in your bookie's account by the start of the NFL season? I mean would you willing to steal money from you grandma?...or maybe even blow someone? are you open to commit a crime?

tell us Weeder...

[King Mayan]

Sear, would you pay off your bookie debt with a sexual favor?? If so, what type of karma sutra position??

[Seaweed]

Seaweed do you believe in the pinnacle lean??

Of course I do. The offshore market is sharper than Vegas in general. In the past, guys made a fortune betting any game that was 5 cents off of Pinnacle's no-juice line. You can still do well, but you need to look at the broader offshore markets to get an accurate read.

[Seaweed]

Saer (tm)

what are the best ways to get $ to gamble with, when you're broke?

Start selling things you don't need. If you have hair, healthy blood and semen, these are options. Liquidfying coins is another tactic.

[Seaweed]

What's the best way to handicap games and how can I be a winner? Are you a winner Seaweed?

You must develop a concrete proven and tested methodology with a consistent bet size. You should hire an advisor to keep you on the game and focused. I am a proven life time winner in the industry.

[InTheDrink]

You must develop a concrete proven and tested methodology with a consistent bet size. You should hire an advisor to keep you on the game and focused. I am a proven life time winner in the industry.

proven is apparently a subjective term

[Smoke]

Saer why is ttwarrior so fukkin fat?

[Seaweed]

[QUOTE=Russian Rocket;19174622]Weeder one last question from the Russian corner:

I know your bankroll is at zero right now, but you're desperate for action, as we all are. So my question is what extremes you're willing to go to to have that reload in your bookie's account by the start of the NFL season? I mean would you willing to steal money from you grandma?...or maybe even blow someone? are you open to commit a crime?

tell us Weeder...[/QUOTe)

I am open to anything except murder or rape. I try to play fair but desperate times call for desperate measures. I am going to make money from the flood by exaggerating damages to insurance.

[JohnnyD4916]

You must develop a concrete proven and tested methodology with a consistent bet size. You should hire an advisor to keep you on the game and focused. I am a proven life time winner in the industry.

How much do you charge for your services? What is your winning percentage?