For The Next 5 Hours I Am Offering Free Gambling Advice In This Thread

Russian Rocket · 07-16-13, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I am open to anything except murder or rape. I try to play fair but desperate times call for desperate measures. I am going to make money from the flood by exaggerating damages to insurance.

solid plan Weeder...good luck!

theballsflop · 07-16-13, 11:09 PM

What is the most amount of money you have ever bet on a sporting event and what was it?

Sledge187 · 07-16-13, 11:32 PM

What are you most ashamed of in your gambling career?

pulledclear · 07-16-13, 11:35 PM

Good Lord!

Dead as a hammer.

JohnnyD4916 · 07-17-13, 12:02 AM

Don't let Us down seaweed. I'm trying to learn all I can so I can gamble professionally and you disappear?

Seaweed · 07-17-13, 12:40 AM

Originally posted by JohnnyD4916

How much do you charge for your services? What is your winning percentage?

Unlike touts across the globe, I do not charge my Seaweeders yet. I will prove my dominance this NFL season. My lifetime winning percentage is around 64 percent

Seaweed · 07-17-13, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by theballsflop

What is the most amount of money you have ever bet on a sporting event and what was it?

$15,000 on Dallas Mavericks +5.5 in the 2011 NBA Finals Game 6 against the Heat.

Seaweed · 07-17-13, 12:45 AM

"Im with you on Dallas seaweed your passionate handycapping this season is one I have followed all year and I have won with you thank you for this betting that kind of money is truelly one of a kind. I will be cheering for you and all of us "

Seaweed · 07-17-13, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by Sledge187

What are you most ashamed of in your gambling career?

This is a tough question. I believe everything in one's gambling life serves as a life lesson to learn from and move on. There are no regrets. However, with that said, I would have to say the time I sat in the subway platform with a bowl infront of me. I put my head down the whole time so nobody would recognize me. I didn't even make much only about $30 or so for about 7 hours. Keep in mind this was a while back before I got big.

Seaweed · 07-17-13, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by JohnnyD4916

Don't let Us down seaweed. I'm trying to learn all I can so I can gamble professionally and you disappear?

I did not disappear. I had to set a mouse trap in the basement, hearing noise all night.

Seaweed · 07-17-13, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by Smoke

Saer why is ttwarrior so fukkin fat?

Smokey, this does not apply to gambling advice but I will do my best to address your concern.

TTWarrior is fat because TTWarrior does not think he has a problem. This is the main problem. People like TTWarrior that believe they are thick boned and buff will never be able to shed the kilos they need to. Sure a friday night outing at a local tennis court by yourself may seem like a good workout, but sucking down a box of flakies right after is not going to help.

theballsflop · 07-17-13, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

$15,000 on Dallas Mavericks +5.5 in the 2011 NBA Finals Game 6 against the Heat.

Nice. What was the score?

Mine was SGD 9,888 on Athletic Bilbao vs Atletico Madrid, took ATM @ 2.26. Score was 1-2. Back in the time when they had Reyes, Forlan and co. Good memories.

Another question... do you wake up, go to sleep, shit and pee thinking about sports betting?

JohnnyD4916 · 07-17-13, 01:28 AM

On your picks how much do I need to bet per game during football season to make $100,000. Sorry I thought you disappeared, hopefully you catch that mouse!! Put some peanut butter on the trap and you will catch it fast.

Seaweed · 07-17-13, 01:37 AM

Originally posted by theballsflop

Nice. What was the score?

Mine was SGD 9,888 on Athletic Bilbao vs Atletico Madrid, took ATM @ 2.26. Score was 1-2. Back in the time when they had Reyes, Forlan and co. Good memories.

Another question... do you wake up, go to sleep, shit and pee thinking about sports betting?

Mavericks covered. However, at that time i was in the negative so I did not profit 15,000 but i definitely got myself afloat and showering in profits.

And yes, my life is sports betting. It is my only source of income.

Seaweed · 07-17-13, 01:43 AM

Originally posted by JohnnyD4916

On your picks how much do I need to bet per game during football season to make $100,000. Sorry I thought you disappeared, hopefully you catch that mouse!! Put some peanut butter on the trap and you will catch it fast.

I am not wasting peanut butter on a mouse. It's $3.67 at No Frills. Don't bet more than you cannot afford to lose. I would have to see your bankroll. I don't really have a lot of money these days due to unforseen circumstances so I will be betting small and adjusting my unit sizes when I start winning. If you stick with me Johnny from the Pre-Season, you will have $100,000 by 2015.

Seaweed · 07-17-13, 02:51 AM

Time is almost up

JohnnyD4916 · 07-17-13, 02:55 AM

So much knowledge and so few questions. I don't think people are taking you seriously. I'll be following your plays I'm ready to make money off of sports betting instead of gambling away my whole unemployment check.

Seaweed · 07-17-13, 03:51 AM

Originally posted by JohnnyD4916

So much knowledge and so few questions. I don't think people are taking you seriously. I'll be following your plays I'm ready to make money off of sports betting instead of gambling away my whole unemployment check.

Thank you Johnny. You are a good seed.

The Giant · 07-17-13, 04:49 AM

This thread has taught me more in the gambling industry than I've ever known.

Thank you so much, seaweed, I hope these are weekly events. Your knowledge is second to none.

luckiestgambler · 07-17-13, 05:45 AM

i hope i made it in time before this thread expires. i just have a query with online casino. is that true that you need to just play slots for about a few minutes so that you don't lose?

jjgold · 07-17-13, 05:52 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Of course I do. The offshore market is sharper than Vegas in general. In the past, guys made a fortune betting any game that was 5 cents off of Pinnacle's no-juice line. You can still do well, but you need to look at the broader offshore markets to get an accurate read.

Perfect answer actually..guy has a clue

Russian Rocket · 07-17-13, 06:31 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

If you stick with me Johnny from the Pre-Season, you will have $100,000 by 2015.

Unreal!...Weeder where do I sign up?

KKoz9 · 07-17-13, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Unlike touts across the globe, I do not charge my Seaweeders yet. I will prove my dominance this NFL season. My lifetime winning percentage is around 64 percent

what is your lifetime verified posted record on SBR?

46%? 36%?

ChalkyDog · 07-17-13, 10:20 AM

How does one deal with making a play based on what is presumed to be solid research, just to log onto PT and see one of the resident Eddie Mush's create a lock thread on the same play?

Psychologically speaking of course.

eyeball · 07-17-13, 10:21 AM

Do you believe in paying for picks? How about Free picks?

Smoke · 01-20-14, 03:56 PM

Saer thanks