How does this fat slob Colon keep on doing it for OAK????????

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  • PaperTrail07
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-29-08
    • 20423

    #36
    although......http://www.sfgate.com/athletics/ostl...ds-4359350.php
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    • Allure
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-18-10
      • 7606

      #37
      Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
      What are you a fukkin retard?
      Neverfukkinheardofyoupal
      Life isn't about being a broke degenerate and relating everything to gambling dickbag.


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      • konck
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-17-06
        • 12554

        #38
        I really want to bet against Colon cleanse today but I keep burning money waiting for his collaspe
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        • Big Bear
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-01-11
          • 43253

          #39
          Originally posted by konck
          I really want to bet against Colon cleanse today but I keep burning money waiting for his collaspe
          do yall like the under in this one?

          2 great pitchers going.
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          • konck
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-17-06
            • 12554

            #40
            Originally posted by Big Bear
            do yall like the under in this one?

            2 great pitchers going.
            I dont put Colon in the GOOD pitcher ranking but he is 9-2 and proving me wrong for now. Wouldnt be surprised if this guy is on Deer Antler
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            • joco
              SBR MVP
              • 04-24-11
              • 3242

              #41
              i dont care how good colon has been so far this year...iwakuma at home? cant go against that
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              • BennyBigNuts
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 04-16-12
                • 8700

                #42
                Sick MAtchup today no doubt. Would never bet against Iwakuma right now.
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                • face
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-31-11
                  • 14740

                  #43
                  AL WINS W

                  Bartolo
                  Colon
                  1. Bartolo Colon, OAK 10
                  1. Max Scherzer, DET 10
                  3. Justin Masterson, CLE 9
                  3. Clay Buchholz, BOS 9
                  3. Matt Moore, TB 9
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                  • No coincidences
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 01-18-10
                    • 76300

                    #44
                    Doing it again tonight.

                    Unreal.

                    He was done 6-7 years ago. Now he's one of the best pitchers in baseball.
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                    • DeezusWINSTREAKT
                      SBR MVP
                      • 06-03-13
                      • 1598

                      #45
                      OAK JUST PUT EM AWAY IN 2nd
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                      • samgurt
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-31-10
                        • 2980

                        #46
                        Green Hippo
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                        • rcene
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-28-12
                          • 3036

                          #47
                          Guy takes only the good (undetectable) stuff
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                          • DeezusWINSTREAKT
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-03-13
                            • 1598

                            #48
                            Originally posted by samgurt
                            Green Hippo
                            Bahahahahhaha
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                            • LordVodka
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-17-09
                              • 5206

                              #49
                              PEDs. Have they tested him this year or did he figure out how to pass the test?
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                              • No coincidences
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 01-18-10
                                • 76300

                                #50
                                If I were MLB, I'd look into what happened right around May 10.

                                Check out Colon's splits before then and since.
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                                • darrell74
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-16-07
                                  • 14648

                                  #51
                                  throws well located 88mph fastballs

                                  Mitch Williams, on MLB Network, once said," the best pitch a pitcher can throw is a well located fast ball."

                                  still boggles my mind, however

                                  the burrito stuffer is also efficient
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                                  • No coincidences
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 01-18-10
                                    • 76300

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by darrell74
                                    throws well located 88mph fastballs

                                    Mitch Williams, on MLB Network, once said," the best pitch a pitcher can throw is a well located fast ball."

                                    still boggles my mind, however

                                    the burrito stuffer is also efficient
                                    With literally no second pitch?
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                                    • Big Bear
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-01-11
                                      • 43253

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by No coincidences
                                      With literally no second pitch?
                                      the nasty curve. just ask matt holiday he struck holiday out on it in the 2nd inning.
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                                      • RITZ
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-03-09
                                        • 1991

                                        #54
                                        These old guys keep coming back after being cut/ recycled old pitchers just know how to pitch!
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                                        • No coincidences
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 01-18-10
                                          • 76300

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by Big Bear
                                          the nasty curve. just ask matt holiday he struck holiday out on it in the 2nd inning.
                                          LOL -- what? He has an average slider, and no curve ball whatsoever. Throws variations of a fastball 90% of the time, and an occasional change to lefties.
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                                          • samgurt
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-31-10
                                            • 2980

                                            #56
                                            I think last year Colon threw like 34 straight fastballs against the Yankees
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                                            • darrell74
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 04-16-07
                                              • 14648

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by RITZ
                                              These old guys keep coming back after being cut/ recycled old pitchers just know how to pitch!
                                              that's right
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                                              • Sick_in_the_Head
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 02-12-12
                                                • 422

                                                #58
                                                God damn. He's like 40, 5'9, and 300 pounds out there. Shit is pathetic. I would be embarrassed if I were a major league player and I had to get clowned on by him.
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                                                • darrell74
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 04-16-07
                                                  • 14648

                                                  #59
                                                  you would thin that, but that's a lot of players that are getting 'clowned'

                                                  I don't think they are feeling too embarassed at this point
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                                                  • texhooper
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-05-09
                                                    • 10001

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by No coincidences
                                                    Doing it again tonight.

                                                    Unreal.

                                                    He was done 6-7 years ago. Now he's one of the best pitchers in baseball.
                                                    i was actually going to say this. and not only was he done 6-7 years ago, for whatever reason he remained in starting rotations for a handful of years while he just sucked ass. seems way too good to be true, then when you take into account the history of peds...
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                                                    • texhooper
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 01-05-09
                                                      • 10001

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by darrell74
                                                      throws well located 88mph fastballs

                                                      Mitch Williams, on MLB Network, once said," the best pitch a pitcher can throw is a well located fast ball."

                                                      still boggles my mind, however

                                                      the burrito stuffer is also efficient
                                                      well that's easy for someone like mitch williams to say. that dude had a nasty fastball. made his career from blowing batters away.
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                                                      • GimpedMaster
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 11-15-10
                                                        • 764

                                                        #62
                                                        Watching Colon pitch makes me feel like I could just walk out to the mound and do it too. The guy even looks miserable out there like he's not even enjoying playing but damn how is he producing these results?
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                                                        • greenhippo
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-15-12
                                                          • 9091

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by samgurt
                                                          Green Hippo

                                                          Aim to please
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                                                          • BennyBigNuts
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 04-16-12
                                                            • 8700

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by GimpedMaster
                                                            Watching Colon pitch makes me feel like I could just walk out to the mound and do it too. The guy even looks miserable out there like he's not even enjoying playing but damn how is he producing these results?
                                                            I heard a commentator talk about him back when he played with Colon in his prime. Said the guy was a beast in the weight room. Squatted n benched more than anyone on the team. He does have pinpoint location.

                                                            You know what the biggest reason he is so effective? Doesn't walk anyone and when he does it seems like there's always 2 outs. Guy just throws strikes non-stop.


                                                            How can this guy not be the AL starter for the All-Star game??? Scherzer?? Bout the only argument I guess but Scherzer gets hella run support doesn't he?? I think what Colon is doing is way more impressive.
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                                                            • ThaTopMoron
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                                                              • 04-30-10
                                                              • 27020

                                                              #65
                                                              8 straight starts now for him with wins and the team winning by at least 2 runs (and more than 2 in 7 of those 8)

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                                                              • konck
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 10-17-06
                                                                • 12554

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by rcene
                                                                Guy takes only the good (undetectable) stuff
                                                                He must be doing what the Babe did ....drinking goats blood
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                                                                • Minnesota Niice
                                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                                  • 03-27-13
                                                                  • 641

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Dudes snortin that Colombian bam bam every 5th day
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                                                                  • 3PtShooter
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                                                                    • 04-13-08
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                                                                    #68
                                                                    k y jelly
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                                                                    • oldscho0led
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                                                                      • 01-18-11
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                                                                      #69
                                                                      Billy Beane product?
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                                                                      • daneblazer
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                                                                        • 09-14-08
                                                                        • 27861

                                                                        #70
                                                                        innings eating stud
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